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« on: January 23, 2006, 07:37:21 PM »
Why 'Man flu' is so bad

It's the male version of 'Bird flu'
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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2006, 07:39:27 PM »
aye, and I've heard its untweetable.
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2006, 07:40:40 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2006, 07:41:11 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2006, 07:45:51 PM »
Get yer coat!!
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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2006, 08:05:52 PM »
Egg on his face with that one
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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2006, 08:28:52 PM »
first symptom is feeling peckish apparantly....
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« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2006, 08:42:24 PM »
Booooooooooo.

 
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2006, 10:20:05 AM »
Quote from: jammer on January 23, 2006, 08:28:52 PM
first symptom is feeling peckish apparantly....

I thought it left you feeling fowl.
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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2006, 10:48:26 AM »
Quote from: jammer on January 23, 2006, 07:39:27 PM
aye, and I've heard its untweetable.

LOL Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2006, 10:55:50 AM »
back in your cage red dad dont dance dad dont dance
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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2006, 11:28:59 AM »
jamer, how can your comments be so so bad, yet make me cry with laughter mate  defo an appropriate smiley here
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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2006, 11:39:55 AM »
Man Flu .....it's not for girls.

I ran into Jim at work yesterday. He had been out for a few days with the flu.
I asked him how he was feeling. "I'm better, thanks.
You know, it was a wonderful experience." he replied.
"Wonderful? How can the flu be wonderful?" I asked in stunned disbelief.

"Well, I learned that my wife really loves me. You know that whenever the postman came by or a delivery man headed toward the door, my wife ran out to meet them? I could hear her excitedly saying,
'My husband is home! My husband is home!"
 

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