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« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2013, 06:56:38 PM »
They've started on my brandy now.
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« Reply #16 on: October 04, 2013, 07:02:12 PM »
Quote from: The Camel on October 04, 2013, 06:56:38 PM
They've started on my brandy now.

Game over. I'm long on midnight.
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« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2013, 07:13:47 PM »


Can't go wrong with Buzz Killington
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« Reply #18 on: October 04, 2013, 07:34:33 PM »
Just cut to the chase. 'Right, lovely to see you. I'm sure you probably have lots on this weekend, we certainly do.' The show them the door.

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« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2013, 07:52:27 PM »
Bit leftfield, but...
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« Reply #20 on: October 04, 2013, 08:56:29 PM »
Seven and three quarter hours and they've finally gone. And I've lost the will to live.

Their parting words "you've probably got loads to do, so we better be make tracks".

Well, I did have about five hours ago...
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« Reply #21 on: October 04, 2013, 09:13:48 PM »
not sure how i missed it before but blatant I have real friends brag
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« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2013, 09:24:10 PM »
Dogs come in handy with this problem. I just say hey lets go for a walk , the dog needs out. Everyone I know is lazy so they never want to walk and they decide to make tracks on their own without being asked. They even think in their mind they were the one to make the choice to leave. Another positive is the dog gets a walk and you get to work off the dinner you just ate.
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« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2013, 09:26:58 PM »
Quote from: Sark79 on October 04, 2013, 09:24:10 PM
Dogs come in handy with this problem. I just say hey lets go for a walk , the dog needs out. Everyone I know is lazy so they never want to walk and they decide to make tracks on their own without being asked. They even think in their mind they were the one to make the choice to leave. Another positive is the dog gets a walk and you get to work off the dinner you just ate.

All this. Our dog has got us out of all sorts of scrapes.
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« Reply #24 on: October 04, 2013, 09:42:47 PM »
obv "I've got friends" brag post imo
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« Reply #25 on: October 04, 2013, 09:43:33 PM »
Quote from: DaveShoelace on October 04, 2013, 09:26:58 PM
Quote from: Sark79 on October 04, 2013, 09:24:10 PM
Dogs come in handy with this problem. I just say hey lets go for a walk , the dog needs out. Everyone I know is lazy so they never want to walk and they decide to make tracks on their own without being asked. They even think in their mind they were the one to make the choice to leave. Another positive is the dog gets a walk and you get to work off the dinner you just ate.

All this. Our dog has got us out of all sorts of scrapes.

The number of times I've humped a teddy bear...
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« Reply #26 on: October 05, 2013, 11:48:34 AM »
Did you run out of brandy?
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