Long term Turbo MTT Staking 2.0

[mondatoo]

Such a fukn shock that we would be live and brick off, so fukn hilarious that I just constantly run shit deep, I'M OBV JUST TERRIBLE AND SO FUKN GOLDEN TO EVEN MAKE ANY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PokerStars Hand #115913725887: Tournament #904228150, $50+$5 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXIX (5000/10000) - 2014/05/08 23:16:16 WET [2014/05/08 18:16:16 ET]
Table '904228150 67' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: figoguido (128586 in chips)
Seat 2: zzcantwinzz (120907 in chips)
Seat 3: mondonewc (81147 in chips)
Seat 4: krasark (563655 in chips)
Seat 5: flashdisastr (237986 in chips)
Seat 6: aabas (101395 in chips)
Seat 7: Tilt_Avenue (109416 in chips)
Seat 8: Niclasse007 (212061 in chips)
Seat 9: Senterpied (100892 in chips)
figoguido: posts the ante 1250
zzcantwinzz: posts the ante 1250
mondonewc: posts the ante 1250
krasark: posts the ante 1250
flashdisastr: posts the ante 1250
aabas: posts the ante 1250
Tilt_Avenue: posts the ante 1250
Niclasse007: posts the ante 1250
Senterpied: posts the ante 1250
Tilt_Avenue: posts small blind 5000
Niclasse007: posts big blind 10000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mondonewc [ ]
Senterpied: folds
figoguido: folds
zzcantwinzz: folds
mondonewc: raises 69897 to 79897 and is all-in
krasark: folds
flashdisastr: folds
aabas: raises 20248 to 100145 and is all-in
Tilt_Avenue: folds
Niclasse007: folds
Uncalled bet (20248) returned to aabas
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mondonewc: shows [ ] (high card Ace)
aabas: shows [ ] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
aabas collected 186044 from pot
mondonewc finished the tournament in 27th place and received $310.80.
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 186044 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: figoguido folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: zzcantwinzz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: mondonewc showed [ ] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 4: krasark folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: flashdisastr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: aabas (button) showed [ ] and won (186044) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 7: Tilt_Avenue (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Niclasse007 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Senterpied folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[mondatoo]

Obv just like my 35's thread, have to run nut low before printing, and just like that thread anyone who sticks with it will make money...

Till next time

[mondatoo]

Thanks for all the Birthday wishes, appreciated.

Profit today : $49.74

Balance : $4896.96 (make up is $10103.04)

[mondatoo]

Ez game

PokerStars Hand #116052351033: Tournament #894306880, $24.55+$2.45 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXIV (3000/6000) - 2014/05/11 22:42:16 WET [2014/05/11 17:42:16 ET]
Table '894306880 1549' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: El mejor (212200 in chips)
Seat 2: djyellowman (102210 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: Sansibar21 (396045 in chips)
Seat 4: nonebeter (166403 in chips)
Seat 5: cpbuda (87209 in chips)
Seat 6: ph1shman420 (249290 in chips)
Seat 7: mondonewc (166547 in chips)
Seat 8: Eremes174 (228468 in chips)
Seat 9: Juri_S04 (65009 in chips)
El mejor : posts the ante 750
djyellowman: posts the ante 750
Sansibar21: posts the ante 750
nonebeter: posts the ante 750
cpbuda: posts the ante 750
ph1shman420: posts the ante 750
mondonewc: posts the ante 750
Eremes174: posts the ante 750
Juri_S04: posts the ante 750
djyellowman: posts small blind 3000
Sansibar21: posts big blind 6000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mondonewc [ As]
nonebeter: folds
cpbuda: folds
ph1shman420: folds
mondonewc: raises 6000 to 12000
Eremes174: calls 12000
Juri_S04: folds
El mejor : raises 199450 to 211450 and is all-in
djyellowman: folds
Sansibar21: folds
mondonewc: calls 153797 and is all-in
Eremes174: folds
Uncalled bet (45653) returned to El mejor
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mondonewc: shows [ As] (a pair of Kings)
El mejor : shows [ ] (a flush, King high)
El mejor collected 359344 from pot
mondonewc finished the tournament in 1144th place and received $101.42.
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 359344 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: El mejor (button) showed [ ] and won (359344) with a flush, King high
Seat 2: djyellowman (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Sansibar21 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: nonebeter folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: cpbuda folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ph1shman420 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: mondonewc showed [ As] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 8: Eremes174 folded before Flop
Seat 9: Juri_S04 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[mondatoo]

Loss today : $6.58

Balance : $4890.38 (make up is $10109.62)

[mondatoo]

Loss today : $310.67

Balance : $4579.71 (make up is $10420.29)

[mondatoo]

itm 54ko 62/88

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Pre bubble

PokerStars Hand #116179980289: Tournament #907651539, $40+$10+$4 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XVIII (500/1000) - 2014/05/14 19:23:36 WET [2014/05/14 14:23:36 ET]
Table '907651539 14' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: SamvelUA (12551 in chips)
Seat 2: mondonewc (25761 in chips)
Seat 3: lebandit10 (13000 in chips)
Seat 4: danuts777 (6634 in chips)
Seat 5: koshka-mur (5252 in chips)
Seat 6: GordonStr222 (12320 in chips)
Seat 7: Jabracada (12687 in chips)
Seat 8: ramiro_ak (19832 in chips)
Seat 9: Elmagico19A1 (14628 in chips)
SamvelUA: posts the ante 125
mondonewc: posts the ante 125
lebandit10: posts the ante 125
danuts777: posts the ante 125
koshka-mur: posts the ante 125
GordonStr222: posts the ante 125
Jabracada: posts the ante 125
ramiro_ak: posts the ante 125
Elmagico19A1: posts the ante 125
Jabracada: posts small blind 500
ramiro_ak: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mondonewc [ ]
Elmagico19A1: folds
SamvelUA: folds
mondonewc: raises 1000 to 2000
lebandit10: folds
danuts777: folds
koshka-mur: raises 3127 to 5127 and is all-in
GordonStr222: folds
Jabracada: raises 7435 to 12562 and is all-in
ramiro_ak: folds
mondonewc: calls 10562
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Jabracada: shows [As ] (high card Ace)
mondonewc: shows [ ] (a pair of Kings)
mondonewc collected 14870 from side pot
koshka-mur: shows [ ] (a flush, Nine high)
koshka-mur collected 17506 from main pot
mondonewc wins the $10 bounty for eliminating Jabracada
Jabracada finished the tournament in 148th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 32376 Main pot 17506. Side pot 14870. | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: SamvelUA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: mondonewc showed [ ] and won (14870) with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: lebandit10 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: danuts777 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: koshka-mur showed [ ] and won (17506) with a flush, Nine high
Seat 6: GordonStr222 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Jabracada (small blind) showed [As ] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 8: ramiro_ak (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Elmagico19A1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Lose next hand 66<<<KK so can't do anything on bubble then

Post bubble

PokerStars Hand #116181009155: Tournament #907651539, $40+$10+$4 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXI (1000/2000) - 2014/05/14 19:43:15 WET [2014/05/14 14:43:15 ET]
Table '907651539 3' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: hauptschule (35987 in chips)
Seat 2: mondonewc (13810 in chips)
Seat 3: rmorrell11 (39403 in chips)
Seat 4: SHIPP ITT (63456 in chips)
Seat 5: KoUKonia (50698 in chips)
Seat 6: Brryann (5984 in chips)
Seat 7: klauskraft (27533 in chips)
Seat 8: dan82mur (20973 in chips)
Seat 9: krec23 (33998 in chips)
hauptschule: posts the ante 250
mondonewc: posts the ante 250
rmorrell11: posts the ante 250
SHIPP ITT: posts the ante 250
KoUKonia: posts the ante 250
Brryann: posts the ante 250
klauskraft: posts the ante 250
dan82mur: posts the ante 250
krec23: posts the ante 250
krec23: posts small blind 1000
hauptschule: posts big blind 2000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mondonewc [td ]
mondonewc: raises 11560 to 13560 and is all-in
rmorrell11: folds
SHIPP ITT: folds
KoUKonia: folds
Brryann: folds
klauskraft: folds
dan82mur: folds
krec23: raises 20188 to 33748 and is all-in
hauptschule: folds
Uncalled bet (20188) returned to krec23
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
krec23: shows [ ] (a pair of Kings)
mondonewc: shows [td ] (a pair of Kings - lower kicker)
krec23 collected 31370 from pot
krec23 wins the $10 bounty for eliminating mondonewc
mondonewc finished the tournament in 66th place and received $96.72.
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 31370 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: hauptschule (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: mondonewc showed [td ] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: rmorrell11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: SHIPP ITT folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: KoUKonia folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Brryann folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: klauskraft folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: dan82mur (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: krec23 (small blind) showed [ ] and won (31370) with a pair of Kings

GG

[mondatoo]

Loss today : $331.78

Balance : $4247.93 (make up is $10752.07)

[mondatoo]

Playing deadline sat to 36M and obv just play it as a fo if we bink.

[mondatoo]

On direct bubble, we sneaked into a min cash, woop woop!

PokerStars Hand #116218963123: Tournament #907652031, $30+$3 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXI (1000/2000) - 2014/05/15 17:24:58 WET [2014/05/15 12:24:58 ET]
Table '907652031 53' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: xzanoza (9079 in chips)
Seat 2: hrabbi87 (27381 in chips)
Seat 3: Kicker008 (26826 in chips)
Seat 4: mondonewc (24801 in chips)
Seat 5: inferno5222 (12111 in chips)
Seat 6: TonyLsl (21569 in chips)
Seat 7: WalmartCNXN (19439 in chips)
Seat 8: DanielT999 (3764 in chips)
Seat 9: Laois Hammer (314 in chips)
xzanoza: posts the ante 250
hrabbi87: posts the ante 250
Kicker008: posts the ante 250
mondonewc: posts the ante 250
inferno5222: posts the ante 250
TonyLsl: posts the ante 250
WalmartCNXN: posts the ante 250
DanielT999: posts the ante 250
Laois Hammer: posts the ante 250
DanielT999: posts small blind 1000
Laois Hammer: posts big blind 64 and is all-in
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mondonewc [As ]
xzanoza: calls 2000
hrabbi87: folds
Kicker008: raises 24576 to 26576 and is all-in
mondonewc: calls 24551 and is all-in
inferno5222: folds
TonyLsl: folds
WalmartCNXN: folds
DanielT999: folds
xzanoza: folds
Uncalled bet (2025) returned to Kicker008
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Kicker008: shows [ ] (two pair, Eights and Fours)
mondonewc: shows [As ] (a pair of Eights)
Kicker008 collected 51846 from side pot
Laois Hammer: shows [ ] (a full house, Eights full of Jacks)
Laois Hammer collected 2570 from main pot
DanielT999 said, "boom"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 54416 Main pot 2570. Side pot 51846. | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: xzanoza folded before Flop
Seat 2: hrabbi87 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Kicker008 showed [ ] and won (51846) with two pair, Eights and Fours
Seat 4: mondonewc showed [As ] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 5: inferno5222 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: TonyLsl folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: WalmartCNXN (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: DanielT999 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Laois Hammer (big blind) showed [ ] and won (2570) with a full house, Eights full of Jacks

And that's it for today, nowt to do with that hand obv, felt like I was going to be sick for last two hours, vomited on break like a true pro (sorry for tmi ) started the grind expecting it to pass, gg.

Profit today : $18.12

Balance : $4266.05 (make up is $10733.95)

[mondatoo]

Big day today, just playing MTTs and 35's.

Everyone ok with me flicking $82 deadline sat to the 1k Main Event, 44M ? lmk plz, gl us.

[Doobs]

Big day today, just playing MTTs and 35's.

Everyone ok with me flicking $82 deadline sat to the 1k Main Event, 44M ? lmk plz, gl us.

Ok by me, pls do all the winnings in the MTTs today.  Those 35 guys have had their turn.  Cheers

[mondatoo]

PokerStars Hand #116363500278: Tournament #907649578, $40+$4 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXII (900/1800) - 2014/05/18 20:46:29 WET [2014/05/18 15:46:29 ET]
Table '907649578 61' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: HansDerIgel (6137 in chips)
Seat 2: bu$ted_dr0 (48478 in chips)
Seat 3: Wintercheese (28767 in chips)
Seat 4: new16 (24427 in chips)
Seat 5: mondonewc (33798 in chips)
Seat 6: Vialli (6605 in chips)
Seat 7: yurasi99 (26420 in chips)
Seat 8: Sobizzle21 (37423 in chips)
Seat 9: iFold2AnyBet (6256 in chips)
HansDerIgel: posts the ante 225
bu$ted_dr0: posts the ante 225
Wintercheese: posts the ante 225
new16: posts the ante 225
mondonewc: posts the ante 225
Vialli: posts the ante 225
yurasi99: posts the ante 225
Sobizzle21: posts the ante 225
iFold2AnyBet: posts the ante 225
bu$ted_dr0: posts small blind 900
Wintercheese: posts big blind 1800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mondonewc [ ]
new16: folds
mondonewc: raises 1800 to 3600
Vialli: folds
yurasi99: raises 22595 to 26195 and is all-in
Sobizzle21: folds
iFold2AnyBet: folds
HansDerIgel: folds
bu$ted_dr0: folds
Wintercheese: folds
mondonewc: calls 22595
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mondonewc: shows [ ] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
yurasi99: shows [Ah ] (two pair, Nines and Fives)
mondonewc collected 57115 from pot
yurasi99 finished the tournament in 110th place and received $86.79.
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 57115 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: HansDerIgel (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: bu$ted_dr0 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Wintercheese (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: new16 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: mondonewc showed [ ] and won (57115) with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 6: Vialli folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: yurasi99 showed [Ah ] and lost with two pair, Nines and Fives
Seat 8: Sobizzle21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: iFold2AnyBet folded before Flop (didn't bet)

12/100

[mondatoo]

PokerStars Hand #116364003481: Tournament #907649578, $40+$4 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXIV (1200/2400) - 2014/05/18 20:54:52 WET [2014/05/18 15:54:52 ET]
Table '907649578 61' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: n00it_geluk (92901 in chips)
Seat 2: bu$ted_dr0 (46478 in chips)
Seat 3: Wintercheese (24967 in chips)
Seat 4: new16 (12282 in chips)
Seat 5: mondonewc (56263 in chips)
Seat 6: Vialli (6410 in chips)
Seat 7: marek_heinz (51008 in chips)
Seat 8: Sobizzle21 (33973 in chips)
Seat 9: iFold2AnyBet (30972 in chips)
n00it_geluk: posts the ante 300
bu$ted_dr0: posts the ante 300
Wintercheese: posts the ante 300
new16: posts the ante 300
mondonewc: posts the ante 300
Vialli: posts the ante 300
marek_heinz: posts the ante 300
Sobizzle21: posts the ante 300
iFold2AnyBet: posts the ante 300
marek_heinz: posts small blind 1200
Sobizzle21: posts big blind 2400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mondonewc [ ]
iFold2AnyBet: folds
n00it_geluk: raises 2400 to 4800
bu$ted_dr0: folds
Wintercheese: folds
new16: raises 7182 to 11982 and is all-in
mondonewc: raises 43981 to 55963 and is all-in
Vialli: folds
marek_heinz: folds
Sobizzle21: folds
n00it_geluk: folds
Uncalled bet (43981) returned to mondonewc
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
new16: shows [ ] (high card Ace)
mondonewc: shows [ ] (a pair of Nines)
mondonewc collected 35064 from pot
new16 finished the tournament in 83rd place and received $100.49.
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 35064 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: n00it_geluk folded before Flop
Seat 2: bu$ted_dr0 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Wintercheese folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: new16 showed [ ] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 5: mondonewc showed [ ] and won (35064) with a pair of Nines
Seat 6: Vialli (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: marek_heinz (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Sobizzle21 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: iFold2AnyBet folded before Flop (didn't bet)

8/82