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« on: November 18, 2013, 04:43:33 PM »

Not sure if there is one of these at the moment, so thought i'd start one and get shot down in flames by all and sundry, as i do feel there are improvements required

Not to do with the poker side, i dont frequent there often enough to have seen any real issues.

i'm speaking about the toilets, specifically the gents toilets, and i two main concerns

1) is there any way the club could get some decent hand driers fitted to the walls? i'm on a 30 year old north sea oil rig and even we have a dyson blade hand drier, the ones in the club either blow cold, blow for 2 seconds, or dont blow at all. And the fact that so many "gentlemen" are seen taking a number 1 or leaving a trap and then NOT washing their hands does make me feel a little icky (but a nice touch has been the deoderant and mouthwash i spotted last time i was in)

2) the sit down, number 2 option (unless you are very insecure and have to go behind a door before you get your little fella out). Well, every time i use one of these i always end up having a nice rectal wash, free of charge, when i go to get some bathroom tissue from the dispenser, as the clever little optical flush device gets set off by my elbow. Would it be possible to either have the paper moved to the other side of the cubicles, or the sensors moved to a more agreeable position

looking forwards to any other issues some folks have, and the witty replies of the blonde fraternity regarding my undercarriage ablutions

Mick
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« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2013, 05:20:10 PM »

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1) Kind of minor but could be fixed fairly cheap I'm guessing. Paper towels always a decent option with recycling.
2) Happens everywhere, not sure what the solution is tbh.
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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2013, 05:24:20 PM »

one of the door locks has been broke for at least a year, I don't care tho as danger shits are fun.
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« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2013, 05:26:13 PM »

The drier on its own is the one to use, it's one of those powerful ones.  You also don't need to do a dance near the door when it's busy.
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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2013, 05:39:02 PM »

one of the door locks has been broke for at least a year, I don't care tho as danger shits are fun.

happened to me last visit, think it's the middle trap

i let the door open when it does and sit there smiling, my dog doesnt get embarrased when he dumps, why should i?
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2013, 05:47:03 PM »

one of the door locks has been broke for at least a year, I don't care tho as danger shits are fun.

happened to me last visit, think it's the middle trap

i let the door open when it does and sit there smiling, my dog doesnt get embarrased when he dumps, why should i?

reminds me of this story

http://www.privatejetcharter.co.uk/private-jet-blog/?p=560

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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2013, 06:07:19 PM »

I assume your talking about DTD as the title just says club


Points noted.........

We do actually have a full time maintenance man so ill fire these comments over and get him working on improvements.

Thanks for taking the time to comment.

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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2013, 06:19:29 PM »

I assume your talking about DTD as the title just says club


Points noted.........

We do actually have a full time maintenance man so ill fire these comments over and get him working on improvements.

Thanks for taking the time to comment.

Nick

Yes Nick. DTD clubs, should have been a bit clearer

Thanks for the feedback though, nice to know our voices are heard
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« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2013, 06:33:15 PM »

there used to be a suggestion box at the cash desk ...i put a suggestion in there about 3/4 years ago about deodorant in the gents ....
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« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2013, 06:45:31 PM »

We need a guy doing hand wash inspections in the bog also 
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« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2013, 06:48:42 PM »

We need a guy doing hand wash inspections in the bog also 
agree there's some dirty b..... out there
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« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2013, 06:51:16 PM »

"Would the gentleman on Table 35 Seat 4 please return to the gents' and wash his hands? Thank you"

Slow hand clap in. Cheer on the way out.
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« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2013, 06:53:20 PM »

I assume your talking about DTD as the title just says club


Points noted.........

We do actually have a full time maintenance man so ill fire these comments over and get him working on improvements.

Thanks for taking the time to comment.

Nick

Yes Nick. DTD clubs, should have been a bit clearer

Thanks for the feedback though, nice to know our voices are heard

Coming to a poker club and disgussing about toilet issue ? Do u really come to DTD just because they have a nice toilet ? Lol
I understand your points but really ? I seen worse in other poker club but I don't think this will be an issue . Just my opinion
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« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2013, 08:14:52 PM »

I assume your talking about DTD as the title just says club


Points noted.........

We do actually have a full time maintenance man so ill fire these comments over and get him working on improvements.

Thanks for taking the time to comment.

Nick

Yes Nick. DTD clubs, should have been a bit clearer

Thanks for the feedback though, nice to know our voices are heard

Coming to a poker club and disgussing about toilet issue ? Do u really come to DTD just because they have a nice toilet ? Lol
I understand your points but really ? I seen worse in other poker club but I don't think this will be an issue . Just my opinion


Frankie, what do you do if one of your customers complains about something?
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« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2013, 08:17:48 PM »

I assume your talking about DTD as the title just says club


Points noted.........

We do actually have a full time maintenance man so ill fire these comments over and get him working on improvements.

Thanks for taking the time to comment.

Nick

Yes Nick. DTD clubs, should have been a bit clearer

Thanks for the feedback though, nice to know our voices are heard

Coming to a poker club and disgussing about toilet issue ? Do u really come to DTD just because they have a nice toilet ? Lol
I understand your points but really ? I seen worse in other poker club but I don't think this will be an issue . Just my opinion


Frankie, what do you do if one of your customers complains about something?

gives them less chips
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