blonde poker forum
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
July 21, 2025, 03:04:22 PM

Login with username, password and session length
Search:     Advanced search
2262352 Posts in 66606 Topics by 16991 Members
Latest Member: nolankerwin
* Home Help Arcade Search Calendar Guidelines Login Register
+  blonde poker forum
|-+  Poker Forums
| |-+  The Rail
| | |-+  O/T Animal planet
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. « previous next »
Pages: [1] 2 Go Down Print
Author Topic: O/T Animal planet  (Read 3572 times)
TightEnd
Administrator
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: I am a geek!!



View Profile
« on: January 24, 2006, 05:44:05 PM »

The ant always turns falls over to its right side when pissed (thousands were spent on establishing that fact!)

The elephant is the only mammal able to kneel on all fours

Turtles can breathe through their bottms

Starfish don't have brains

Dolphins are the only species, apart from humans, to have sex for pleasure

I am leaving monkey facts to the resident expert...



 
Logged

My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
Nem
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 9494



View Profile
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2006, 05:47:07 PM »

Dolphins are the only species, apart from humans, to have sex for pleasure

I read somewhere that Rats were the only other species to have sex for pleasure.
Logged
Rod Paradise
Hero Member
*****
Online Online

Posts: 7648


View Profile
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2006, 05:48:16 PM »

Dolphins are the only species, apart from humans, to have sex for pleasure

I am leaving monkey facts to the resident expert...



 

I'll get in before him... the bonobo (or pygmy chimpanzee) also has sex for pleasure - a lot, including oral sex, missionary position (only mammal apart from humans to do this) homosexual sex.... the only thing they're missing is whips & chains because they're too busy at it to invent them  Cheesy
Logged

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, with a badger on its back.
TightEnd
Administrator
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: I am a geek!!



View Profile
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2006, 05:54:07 PM »

nice to start a bit of controversy off

of course sex for pleasure is a rarity in some parts of the human race too, he says looking in the general direction of his ex-wife.....
Logged

My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
Rod Paradise
Hero Member
*****
Online Online

Posts: 7648


View Profile
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2006, 05:56:12 PM »

nice to start a bit of controversy off

of course sex for pleasure is a rarity in some parts of the human race too, he says looking in the general direction of his ex-wife.....

Sex for someone else's pleasure is overrated - as long as one of you is smiling... good enough Wink
Logged

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, with a badger on its back.
matt674
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 10250



View Profile
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2006, 06:01:40 PM »


I'll get in before him... the bonobo (or pygmy chimpanzee) also has sex for pleasure - a lot, including oral sex, missionary position (only mammal apart from humans to do this) homosexual sex.... the only thing they're missing is whips & chains because they're too busy at it to invent them  Cheesy

i posted proof of that ages ago!! its my pokerstars picture - they made me just put my face up though Sad

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=4126.270
Logged

sponsored by Fyffes
TightEnd
Administrator
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: I am a geek!!



View Profile
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2006, 06:04:50 PM »

Fleas can accelerate 50 times faster than the space shuttle.

Powerful engines in those flea cars clearly.
Logged

My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
TightEnd
Administrator
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: I am a geek!!



View Profile
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2006, 06:05:44 PM »

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.


cue Kiv......
Logged

My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
matt674
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 10250



View Profile
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2006, 06:06:25 PM »

Fleas can accelerate 50 times faster than the space shuttle.

Powerful engines in those flea cars clearly.

they taste good too Wink
Logged

sponsored by Fyffes
Rod Paradise
Hero Member
*****
Online Online

Posts: 7648


View Profile
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2006, 06:09:05 PM »


I'll get in before him... the bonobo (or pygmy chimpanzee) also has sex for pleasure - a lot, including oral sex, missionary position (only mammal apart from humans to do this) homosexual sex.... the only thing they're missing is whips & chains because they're too busy at it to invent them  Cheesy

i posted proof of that ages ago!! its my pokerstars picture - they made me just put my face up though Sad

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=4126.270

It would help if you showed bonobos not orangutans 
Logged

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, with a badger on its back.
Poppet7
Little Madam!
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 4315


Lucky Lady


View Profile
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2006, 06:14:02 PM »

What about dogs? surely they do it for pleasure, why would try try humping peoples legs if not? 
Logged

matt674
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 10250



View Profile
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2006, 06:14:59 PM »

was just proving that it isnt just you humans that enjoy oral sex!!

i gave you a my monkey bearing his backside smiley on the erikson thread to help you out - what more do you want?? Smiley
Logged

sponsored by Fyffes
Rod Paradise
Hero Member
*****
Online Online

Posts: 7648


View Profile
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2006, 06:15:39 PM »

was just proving that it isnt just you humans that enjoy oral sex!!

i gave you a my monkey bearing his backside smiley on the erikson thread to help you out - what more do you want?? Smiley

Didn't see that - thanks!!
Logged

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, with a badger on its back.
The Dundonian
Sr. Member
****
Offline Offline

Posts: 984



View Profile
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2006, 07:28:46 PM »

nice to start a bit of controversy off


Sex for someone else's pleasure is overrated - as long as one of you is smiling... good enough Wink

Here! Here!
Logged

I'm a rubber duck you can't quack me!
Jim-D
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 4139



View Profile
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2006, 08:11:13 PM »



Turtles can breathe through their bottms.


 


Boy that made me laugh.......( childish i know )
Logged
Pages: [1] 2 Go Up Print 
« previous next »
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
Page created in 0.111 seconds with 20 queries.