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mystery721
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« on: January 25, 2006, 06:56:23 PM »
a man wakes up every morning and gets himself dressed and heads of to work, he goes into the lift presses the ground floor button, then makes his way to work, on his return he goes into the lift and presses the 16th floor button, gets out and walks another 14 floors up to his apartment. he does this every single day. WHY? answers on a postcard to "mystery721talksthebiggestloadofshit
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or u can just post the answer here.........lol Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2006, 06:58:09 PM »
Too short to reach the higher buttons?
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2006, 06:58:55 PM »
he's a dwarf




(Capital letters, punctuation and paragraphs please...it makes it so much more readable


don't care about spelling)
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2006, 06:59:07 PM »
Too short to reach the higher buttons?
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2006, 07:00:02 PM »
that's a win treble then
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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2006, 07:01:25 PM »
dont forget the three singles and 3 doubles
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2006, 07:03:02 PM »
I think you've missed the rest of the riddle off - the way I heard it was that the guy would take the lift to back to the top if it was a rainy day but would walk the last X floors if it was a dry day. (since he had an umbrella to hit the buttons on wet days)

but yeah - what everyone else said - he's a dwarf... er... midget... er.... little person.
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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2006, 07:05:11 PM »
well whatever he is, he's an idiot...Why not take the umbrella rain or shine...SOME PEOPLE HUH
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« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2006, 07:06:12 PM »
well that lasted long, surly this one will be longer! a guy walks into a joiners shop and asks the joiner to make him something, once its made the man takes it home and tries it.  the nxt day he takes it back to the joiners shop and says " its too small" so the joiner says "ill take a little bit of it , then that should be fine"  wot did the joiner make?
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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2006, 07:08:11 PM »
i give up


http://www.dailygrammar.com/


try this, I'll pay
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« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2006, 07:09:34 PM »
An opening
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« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2006, 07:10:16 PM »
Quote from: mystery721 on January 25, 2006, 07:06:12 PM
well that lasted long, surly this one will be longer! a guy walks into a joiners shop and asks the joiner to make him something, once its made the man takes it home and tries it.  the nxt day he takes it back to the joiners shop and says " its too small" so the joiner says "ill take a little bit of it , then that should be fine"  wot did the joiner make?

A football accumulator polling machine?
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« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2006, 07:11:05 PM »
£500 to pay off gambling debts?
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« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2006, 07:13:33 PM »
gambling debts? lol i made more on grimsby losing than i woulda done if they won
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« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2006, 07:15:05 PM »
Mystery - I would love to know more about you - are you going to do a blondite profile?
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