According to the National Lottery website..

[RED-DOG]

The overall odds of winning a scratchcard prize are approximately 1 in 4.15.

Well I can't match that value, but perhaps those of you that can't be arsed to go to the newsagents might be interested in buying a bit of me in the UKIPT main event @ DTD.

I've been running good lately and I will be playing on Thursday regardless, (barring accidents) but I'm a conservative soul and and would rather spread the love than take a £1100 kick in the bollocks all on my Tod if things go tits up.

My Herbie mob is here  http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=3743   (This comp should have been in March. I was hotter than a two dollar pistol then, but I think I've past my peak)   

I'd like to shift a maximum of 50%. No Markup.

He who dares to invest £55 gets 5%.

He who dares to invest £110 gets 10%.  (Isn't 'invest' a great word? It implies you will get something back.)

This time next week, we could be Millionaires.

[Redbull]

10% pls Mr Dog

[RED-DOG]

10% pls Mr Dog

Booked.

Cheers Nick.

[scotty77]

10 please. PM bank details. TY.

[tikay]

£55 worth of your finest apples please Tom.

 

[redsimon]

5% please

[RED-DOG]

20% gone via PM so sold out now.

Thanks everyone. Good luck us!

[tikay]

How do you want paying, Tom? In money or kind?

[RED-DOG]

How do you want paying, Tom? In money or kind?

You can give me a couple of hours coaching if you like. Then we can round off your bill to £60

[tikay]

How do you want paying, Tom? In money or kind?

You can give me a couple of hours coaching if you like. Then we can round off your bill to £60

Listen, if you don't want to learn, fine, but nobody plays K-Q the way I do. Nobody.

[redsimon]

Shipped £55 Good Luck!

[RED-DOG]

Shipped £55 Good Luck!

Received ty.

[RED-DOG]

10% pls Mr Dog

Weighed in. Thanks Nick.

[tikay]

£50 PAID by Bank TX.

Good luck, Tom.

[RED-DOG]

£50 PAID by Bank TX.

Good luck, Tom.

You've stiffed me for a fiver.