The week as we saw it

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University Degree at 11 years of age. The boy did good.

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http://www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/VIDEO-post-Cleethorpes-postman-Royal-Mail-vans/story-26380001-detail/story.html

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[buzzharvey22]

It appears that Beckham tries to keep them as grounded as possible, too.

He made Brooklyn get himself a job in LA, working at a coffee shop.

When he got himself a bird, David plotted himself up in the corner of the place they met, so he could keep an eye on him, and embarrass him, by making his presence known

Tough spot really. For Brooklyn having a bird when your birds mum must be 1.00001 to want to fuck your old man! Can't be many young lads have that problem.  Probably half of his birds in the next ten years would rather fuck his old man than him!!!  I always thought their kids would be normal but all four of them have incredible looks and genes and are just going to cruise through life if they want. Fair play to be is for trying to keep them grounded. Must be a job from hell as a dad trying to do that.

Yeah, obv they're all blessed in the life lotto. I think it's good that they don't just hand them the keys to the kingdom, and it seems are going to push them to make their own way, albeit it won't be unaided, naturally.

I'd imagine most birds he's going out with, won't actually know who his old man is, as he's been out of the game for a while.

Whatever happens, they're in Toastyville!

Was that the name of the cafe he worked in?

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Keith Harris, he of "Orville" fame, has passed away, aged 67.

It was a very basic act, but he made it last over 30 years.

He had a Top Ten record which sold 400,000 copies, "Orville's Song" & was voted "worst song ever recorded".


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Harris_%28ventriloquist%29

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[tikay]

Dear Rapist......


I cannot address this letter to you, because I do not know your name. I only know that you have just been charged with serious sexual assault and prolonged attack of a violent nature. And I have one question.

When you were caught on CCTV following me through my neighbourhood, when you waited until I was on my own street to approach me, when you clapped your hand around my face until I could not breathe, when you pushed me to my knees until my face bled, when I wrestled with your hand just enough so that I could scream.

When you dragged me by my hair, and when you smashed my head against the pavement and told me to stop screaming, when my neighbour saw you and shouted at you and you looked her in the eye and carried on kicking me.

When you tore my bra in half from the sheer force you grabbed my breast, when you didn't reach for my belongings because you wanted my body, when you failed to have my body because all my neighbours and family came out, and you saw them … did you ever think of the people in your life?

My community will not feel we are unsafe walking back home after dark. We will get on the last Tube home, and we will walk up our streets alone, because we will not ingrain or submit to the idea that we are putting ourselves in danger in doing so… Your community – even if you can't see it around you every day. It is there. It is everywhere.

You underestimated mine. Or should I say ours? I could say something along the lines of, 'Imagine if it had been a member of your community,' but instead let me say this. There are no boundaries to community; there are only exceptions, and you are one of them.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3060021/You-won-t-win-Oxford-student-tells-man-sexually-assaulted-her.html

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[Tal]

Wow

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Reeth, Yorkshire, yesterday.

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[tikay]

This chap goes by the name of Mark Jacobs.

Guess what he does for a living?

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[Woodsey]

This chap goes by the name of Mark Jacobs.

Guess what he does for a living?

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Professional clown by his clothing....

[Tal]

It's Marc Jacobs. He revolutionised Louis Vuitton and brought them into the high street consciousness.

Not my favourite in style, but he's a pretty big figure in the fashion world.

[tikay]

It's Marc Jacobs. He revolutionised Louis Vuitton and brought them into the high street consciousness.

Not my favourite in style, but he's a pretty big figure in the fashion world.

Ahh yes, Marc Jacobs, apologies.

And yes, he is a fashion designer.

[Woodsey]

It's Marc Jacobs. He revolutionised Louis Vuitton and brought them into the high street consciousness.

Not my favourite in style, but he's a pretty big figure in the fashion world.

No wonder I don't buy Louis Vuitton if that's his style lol.

[Tal]

There are lots of designers who like to wear outrageous clothing to get into the papers/twittersphere. No one would be buying that outfit, unless possibly if you're Kanye West and can somehow carry it off. It's more just a bit of brand advertising, really.

Some designers are rarely seen out of nice, clean dress. Take Tom Ford:

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If you think I'm being selective, Google image him. Dark suit, white shirt, dark tie.

Adrien Sauvage and George Lamb wouldn't be seen without a (this is not a) suit on in public:

[Woodsey]

Wonder what M+S designers wear lol