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« on: March 24, 2015, 11:15:03 AM » |
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1: Spend the night in a single bed with Ed Milliband. (You're both naked)
2: Eat a little toe, freshly severed from a random passer by.
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The older I get, the better I was.
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StuartHopkin
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« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2015, 11:26:07 AM » |
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What are Ed's intentions?
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Tal
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« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2015, 12:13:55 PM » |
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What are Ed's intentions?
We can assume he's rejected any talk of a coalition. |
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"You must take your opponent into a deep, dark forest, where 2+2=5, and the path leading out is only wide enough for one"
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Graham C
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2015, 12:59:59 PM » |
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I like a good spoon and I'd definitely not eat a recently severed little toe.
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DaveShoelace
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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2015, 01:16:41 PM » |
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Millband. Sell the story to the papers innit
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Nakor
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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2015, 01:41:31 PM » |
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1: Spend the night in a single bed with Ed Milliband. (You're both naked)
2: Eat a little toe, freshly severed from a random passer by.
How does your brain come up with these things? I so hungry right now, I going for 2. |
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Shit post Nakor, such a clown.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? |
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kinboshi
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« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2015, 02:00:52 PM » |
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What are Ed's intentions?
To serve you his little toe with some fava beans and a nice chianti. |
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'The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.'
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The Camel
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« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2015, 03:00:56 PM » |
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Don't think Ed would be too happy at the prospect of sharing a single bed with me.
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Congratulations to the 2012 League Champion - Stapleton Atheists
"Keith The Camel, a true champion!" - Brent Horner 30th December 2012
"I dont think you're a wanker Keith" David Nicholson 4th March 2013
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Kev B
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« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2015, 03:09:50 PM » |
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RED-DOG
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« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2015, 07:51:55 PM » |
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Eating the toe wouldn't bother me at all, but the thought of some innocent passer by losing it makes me reluctantly go for Milliband.
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« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2015, 08:09:58 PM » |
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As long as there's no deliberate physical contact involved then I'd shack up with Ed for the night no problem.
I could get over kipping with Ed and even laugh about it with mates but I don't think I'd ever get over eating some poor sod's toe!!
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Motivational speeches at their best:
"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
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RED-DOG
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« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2015, 08:11:36 PM » |
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It intrigues me though. I think that most legal non fatal things have a price. For instance what is the absolute minimum amount of money you would want to lie on your back and let the person you dislike most in the world straddle you and do a diarrhoea crap on your bare chest? |
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RED-DOG
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« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2015, 08:50:23 PM » |
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How much would you sell a front tooth for assuming you can't replace it with a denture?
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RED-DOG
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« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2015, 08:52:05 PM » |
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Would you rather lose your right ear or your left thumb?
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The Camel
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« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2015, 08:52:55 PM » |
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It intrigues me though. I think that most legal non fatal things have a price. For instance what is the absolute minimum amount of money you would want to lie on your back and let the person you dislike most in the world straddle you and do a diarrhoea crap on your bare chest? There's a moderately famous poker player who has been know to pay hookers to do this him. |
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Congratulations to the 2012 League Champion - Stapleton Atheists
"Keith The Camel, a true champion!" - Brent Horner 30th December 2012
"I dont think you're a wanker Keith" David Nicholson 4th March 2013
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