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Re: Chat up Lines
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January 30, 2006, 12:41:59 PM »
One Liners are always the best, else you can be thrown by an unexpected response. If, like me, you lack quick wit this can be a problem.
Here's another....
MAN/WOMAN
: See my friend over there, they want to know if you think I'm cute.
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January 30, 2006, 12:43:29 PM »
Now that one is good!
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Re: Chat up Lines
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January 30, 2006, 12:44:57 PM »
One that always made me laugh was
"If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"
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Re: Chat up Lines
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January 30, 2006, 12:46:09 PM »
Quote from: thetank on January 30, 2006, 12:41:59 PM
One Liners are always the best, else you can be thrown by an unexpected response. If, like me, you lack quick wit this can be a problem.
Here's another....
MAN/WOMAN
: See my friend over there, they want to know if you think I'm cute.
Very good but likely to sail completely over the head of 9 out of 10 targets!
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Re: Chat up Lines
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January 30, 2006, 12:46:34 PM »
Quote from: Heid on January 30, 2006, 12:38:49 PM
or a bloke with no depth?<gg>
that just about every bloke on the planet.
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January 30, 2006, 12:49:44 PM »
Quote from: Sheriff Fatman on January 30, 2006, 12:46:09 PM
Very good but likely to sail completely over the head of 9 out of 10 targets!
Not a bad thing a bit of flirtatious filtration.
Depending on what you're after. Either getting rid of the dafties, or eliminating those who possess a wit that might challenge your own.
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January 30, 2006, 12:51:36 PM »
A male friend of mine reckons he's had some success with:
"what's the difference between a b*** J** and a cheese sandwich?", then, subject to the expected reply "do you fancy coming back to mine for a cheese sandwich then?". Deplorable!
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January 30, 2006, 12:55:49 PM »
The danger there is you'll get zinged when the clued-up girlie says,
"There's actually a chance you might get a cheese sandwich tonight"
...or something similar.
I'm a great believer that the good chat up line should leave a lady thinking "awwww" rather than "ewwww"
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January 30, 2006, 01:03:19 PM »
I do think that is a fair assumption, and all the more likely if it is done with a "I'm so naughty" glint in your eye rather than a "Did you know I am a complete stallion" look.
This is all complete guesswork on my part, however
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Quote from: Heid on January 30, 2006, 01:03:19 PM
done with a "I'm so naughty" glint in your eye rather than a "Did you know I am a complete stallion" look.
If you can combine the two try this...
Say "Hi there" with the stallion look,
then revert to the naughty glint and ask "Who's your friend?"
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January 30, 2006, 01:14:37 PM »
Ahh now that routine I recognise.
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January 30, 2006, 01:15:48 PM »
i knew i had a few lying around in my e-mail joke vault.... sorry pretty poor some of them...
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
4. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
5. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
6. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
7. Fook me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga T1tsbottom?
8. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
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January 30, 2006, 01:20:06 PM »
I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
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Re: Chat up Lines
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January 30, 2006, 01:21:22 PM »
I had one the other day, quite shocking
I was on msn and there was a random guy on there, I think I might've met him on a virtual poker table or something, anyway, he signs in and says
Chris: "Ur Hot!!"
Poppet: "Thank you"
Chris: "Can I pay you for sex?"
Poppet: "Errrrr, no I'm not a prostitute, and anyway, I'm taken"
Chris: "Even if I offered.. say... £200"
What a bloody cheek! I was in shock! Don't try this one at home guys, if he wasn't on msn he would've got a slap!
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Re: Chat up Lines
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January 30, 2006, 01:25:30 PM »
"I really like your dress, it would look good on my bedroom floor"
"Can I have 20p"
"What for?"
"I need to call your Mum and tell her you're not coming home tonight"
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