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O/T Chat up Lines
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January 30, 2006, 12:17:08 PM »
I don't wanna hear anyone say that chat up lines are useless, primitive, demeaning or insulting and you should just talk to the opposite sex and be yourself...yawn. That much is obvious.
Foe the purposes of this thread we'll suspend our disbelief and believe we live in a world where the will of ladies is so feeble that their knickers will drop automatically if you feed them any semi-witty line they haven't heard before that week. (think Stoke-on-Trent)
I'll get the ball rolling......
MAN
: Do you mind if I take your picture?
WOMAN
: Why do you want to take my picture?
MAN
: So I can show it to Santa so he knows what I'd like for Christmas.
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Re: Chat up Lines
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January 30, 2006, 12:21:14 PM »
The only way my grots would drop at that one Tank, darling, is if I was in the laundrette, and I was getting em out of the machine and you came out with that particularly unfacetted cubic zirconia
Really!
Possibbly we should counter this thread, within the thread, and come up with suitable come downs?
Love ya Tank
Heid
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January 30, 2006, 12:25:53 PM »
Quote from: Heid on January 30, 2006, 12:21:14 PM
unfacetted cubic zirconia
If ever a lady uses 3 consecutve words that I don't understand, I know that, to stand any chance of norkage, it's going to be an expensive evening.
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January 30, 2006, 12:26:29 PM »
Bloke : Vegitarian?? Really ?
Woman : yes!! why do you find that strange.
Bloke : Well, you are gonna be eating my meat tonight!!
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January 30, 2006, 12:29:06 PM »
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?
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Newmanseye is of the school of though that a good chat up line, when used 100 times, should get you 99 slaps and a shag.
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Quote from: thetank on January 30, 2006, 12:29:23 PM
Newmanseye is of the school of though that a good chat up line, when used 100 times, should get you 99 slaps and a shag.
Same as sales mate, ask enough times and there is always someone that will buy it.
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January 30, 2006, 12:30:56 PM »
Perhaps he secretly just really likes the slaps?
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January 30, 2006, 12:31:45 PM »
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
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(Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.
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January 30, 2006, 12:34:27 PM »
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
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Quote from: newmanseye on January 30, 2006, 12:32:54 PM
(Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.
Obviously got no coordination, hence would be crap in sack
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January 30, 2006, 12:35:25 PM »
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
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Quote from: Heid on January 30, 2006, 12:35:04 PM
Quote from: newmanseye on January 30, 2006, 12:32:54 PM
(Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.
Obviously got no coordination, hence would be crap in sack
No, Just a bloke without depth perception.
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or a bloke with no depth?<gg>
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