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« on: September 04, 2015, 10:54:22 PM » |
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I was just thinking about all the crap that adults used to tell children. for instance, if my granny caught me picking a scab she would say, "Leave that alone or else it will turn into a pig's foot".
Or, while my granddad was cutting my hair, "Be sure to burn the clippings because if the rats get them and uses them to make a nest, you will have the headache for the rest of your life". (I was about 17 before I realised that this might not be true)
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DMorgan
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« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2015, 01:16:58 AM » |
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The ice cream van only plays that tune when it has run out of ice cream...
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RED-DOG
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« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2015, 01:18:24 AM » |
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The ice cream van only plays that tune when it has run out of ice cream...
Lol. That's so bad. |
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« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2015, 01:31:52 AM » |
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Stop playing with it or you'll go blind.
I still have my sight although I do now need glasses for reading.
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2015, 02:47:12 AM » |
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Pick nose -> eyes cave in
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« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2015, 08:22:54 AM » |
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If you swallow bubble gum it will tie itself in a knot around your heart.
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tikay
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« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2015, 08:30:20 AM » |
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"Don't have a bath after eating a banana - you'll drown if you do. "
Grandma Angell
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« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2015, 08:30:27 AM » |
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Mum used to say if we swallowed bubble gum our bum would stick together . Nice.
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« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2015, 08:31:28 AM » |
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"You have a cold, so go and stand by the gasworks, that will clear your chest"
(This might be in the dead of winter)
Grandma Angell
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« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2015, 08:43:05 AM » |
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"You have a cold, so go and stand by the gasworks, that will clear your chest"
(This might be in the dead of winter)
Grandma Angell
I think there could be something in this one. We were told to stand by the road menders and smell the hot tar. |
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« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2015, 08:47:32 AM » |
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Too many sugar butties will give you worms.
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« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2015, 08:48:51 AM » |
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If you tell lies, the Devil will 'ave ya.
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« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2015, 08:52:08 AM » |
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Don't eat yellow snow, surely nothing wrong with that  |
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« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2015, 08:54:41 AM » |
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Sitting on the hot radiator pipes at school would give you piles.
I didn't even know what piles were.
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« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2015, 08:58:14 AM » |
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Sitting on the hot radiator pipes at school would have you piles.
I didn't even know what piles were.
Yes, but you wish you hadn't sat on those hot radiator pipes now...  |
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