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« on: October 08, 2016, 11:15:26 PM »

When you do a number two, do you automatically do a number one or do you have individual control over each function?
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« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2016, 12:23:22 AM »

When you do a number two, do you automatically do a number one or do you have individual control over each function?

I can't really remember ever doing a number 2 and not having a number
One accompany it.
Will double check next time.

Will be tomorrow around 6pm I think.
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« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2016, 12:31:46 AM »

When you do a number two, do you automatically do a number one or do you have individual control over each function?

I can't really remember ever doing a number 2 and not having a number
One accompany it.
Will double check next time.

Will be tomorrow around 6pm I think.

You don't take a dump in the morning? Weirdo 
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« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2016, 01:13:11 AM »

When you do a number two, do you automatically do a number one or do you have individual control over each function?
Are you talking simultaneous streams or that one leads to the other?
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« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2016, 01:21:34 AM »

When you do a number two, do you automatically do a number one or do you have individual control over each function?
Are you talking simultaneous streams or that one leads to the other?

Well I wouldn't exactly call the number two a stream, (two bob bits excepted) but to clarify, the question is, can you or do you do 2 without 1 happening, either in tandem or as a consequence of?
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« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2016, 10:56:43 AM »


You don't take a dump in the morning? Weirdo 

lol I don't think I've ever taken a dump before midday
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« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2016, 11:13:52 AM »

Too much coyness itt.

Can I get some detailed info please?
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« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2016, 05:08:21 PM »

afaik the pelvic floor muscle controls both, it needs to be relaxed a little bit to pee and a lot to poo so when its relaxed enough to poo it is relaxed enough for the bladder to empty

The last half hour or James O'Briens show on LBC is a question and answer segment where people can call in to ask wacky questions or to give an answer

You'd be pretty handy with some of the answers Tom, a few days ago someone asked why both phillips head and flat head screws exist instead of having a universal system. The answer was actually pretty interesting too!
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« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2016, 05:10:47 PM »

Couldn't wait til 6 to find out. Can confirm it was a combo job.

Happy to report further as and when.
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« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2016, 09:01:02 PM »

Cheers Vin.

I'll just wait for a few replies from normal people and then I'll tell you why I'm asking.
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« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2016, 06:58:54 PM »

It's definitely physically possible but requires the use of some muscles that most probably don't have any control over.

Mentally though there's no chance.

Can't wait to find out why you're asking.
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« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2016, 08:07:45 PM »

Impossible to do one without the other.
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« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2016, 09:14:00 PM »

Impossible to do one without the other.

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« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2016, 09:31:09 PM »

Doesn't it depend on the type of poo.  If there isn't much effort needed to get it out, you don't have to pee.  I am in the fairly sure is possible camp.   

 Haven't got any real evidence though.

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« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2016, 09:35:31 PM »

Doesn't it depend on the type of poo.  If there isn't much effort needed to get it out, you don't have to pee.  I am in the fairly sure is possible camp.   

 Haven't got any real evidence though.




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