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« on: November 15, 2016, 10:27:43 PM »

While watching the Seattle Seahawks get another incredible game-deciding decision go their way last weekend, it struck me that every sport has a few "one rule for one, another for everyone else" clichés.

It inevitably varies depending on who you ask and these are almost all either recency bias, confirmation bias or plain nonsense. But see Shane Watson get an lbw decision and turn to the bloke next to you, he'll probably beat you to it and say "He'll be reviewing that!"



If Sir Alex wanted an extra three minutes, as sure as eggs is eggs, he'd seem to get them.



Djokovic is losing and the crowd are cheering on Andy Murray. What's that? Novak calls for the trainer? Well I never...



Matchroom fight underdog you say? Good luck getting the decision.

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Some are for all teams and are just unwritten rules of sport:

1. All players who commit a foul must look horrified or furious
2. Every big tackle or hit must draw demands for a sending off from opposition fans and shouts of "It's a man's game. Get on with it" from the supporters.
3. It's not a foul unless the ref sees it
4. Punching each other is fine as long as it's two of you going toe to toe. The exception is football, where even the thought of contact should send you reeling in agony.
5. Never write off the Germans.


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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2016, 10:33:29 PM »

the chicago bears are behind, but fighting to get back into the game

Oh look, a Jay Cutler interception followed by the bottom lip coming out

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that sort of thing?
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2016, 10:37:59 PM »

You missed the biggest one bud. In Green Bay the refs allow any Packers player that scores a TD to jump into the crowd and stay there until he decides he has had enough pats in the head/beer dropped on him/ hugs. The officials and visiting team just have to hang around until this ritual known as the 'Lambeau leap' has finished before the game can restart. Given penalties are given for  delaying the game, celebrating too hard and group celebrations everywhere else in the league it is quite ridiculous that they don't apply to Green Bay players that score TD's at Lambeau.
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2016, 10:38:03 PM »

Exactly that sort of thing.

All golf drives - including in 500 yard par fives - must be joined by a chorus of

"GET IN THE HOLE!"
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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2016, 10:40:24 PM »

You missed the biggest one bud. In Green Bay the refs allow any Packers player that scores a TD to jump into the crowd and stay there until he decides he has had enough pats in the head/beer dropped on him/ hugs. The officials and visiting team just have to hang around until this ritual known as the 'Lambeau leap' has finished before the game can restart. Given penalties are given for  delaying the game, celebrating too hard and group celebrations everywhere else in the league it is quite ridiculous that they don't apply to Green Bay players that score TD's at Lambeau.

Bullseye. A great example.
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2016, 10:50:26 PM »

The year is 2054 and 65 year old Theo Walcott is playing right wing for England.

Clive Tyldesley tells us what great potential he has

Glenn Hoddle "that's right Clive"

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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2016, 10:55:42 PM »

Whenever Bubba Watson misses a putt, it's Ted Scott's fault

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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2016, 11:05:34 PM »

Whenever a boxer gets hit flush on the chin and then smiles, as if to say it didn't hurt, it means it really fucking hurt.
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« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2016, 12:02:15 AM »

Whenever a football player misses an absolute sitter, all those watching must exclaim "My Nan could have scored that!"
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« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2016, 12:04:24 AM »

Christine Michael is waived by the Seahawks

Signs for team A on Wednesday

Waived and then signs for team B on Thursday

waived and starting RB for the Seahawks again by Monday

repeat and rinse
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« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2016, 08:57:09 AM »

Poker players.
When calling a bet on the river with 4 to a straight and/or flush showing , and they show the nuts...
always say 'knew you had it'.........sometimes followed by'either that or air'
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« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2016, 09:23:07 AM »

Watford are able to change manager every few months and still develop season on season.
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« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2016, 10:01:02 AM »

"I just wanted to get to Blackpool"

"Blackpool is a special place"

every contestant on SCD, ever despite the place being a throwback to 1956
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« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2016, 10:47:42 AM »

"I just wanted to get to Blackpool"

"Blackpool is a special place"

every contestant on SCD, ever despite the place being a throwback to 1956

Interesting fact about Blackpool, it is now the place in the UK with the lowest life expectancy. Anyway, back to the thread.
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« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2016, 12:49:33 PM »

"I just wanted to get to Blackpool"

"Blackpool is a special place"

every contestant on SCD, ever despite the place being a throwback to 1956

Interesting fact about Blackpool, it is now the place in the UK with the lowest life expectancy. Anyway, back to the thread.

thats cause its full of Glaswegians
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