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[The Camel]

1. Golf  I just don't get it. Its shite to play, watch or gamble on.

2. People who sing 'Stand up if you love the darts'. It is the absolute worst sporting chant, it makes me twitch like I have tourette's everytime I hear it.

3. Musicals. No need to justify this one I think.

You do on this thread.   Can't imagine many are sat at home thinking how dare he?

The Commitments is my favourite movie.

[HutchGF]

1. Golf  I just don't get it. Its shite to play, watch or gamble on.

2. People who sing 'Stand up if you love the darts'. It is the absolute worst sporting chant, it makes me twitch like I have tourette's everytime I hear it.

3. Musicals. No need to justify this one I think.

You do on this thread.   Can't imagine many are sat at home thinking how dare he?

The Commitments is my favourite movie.

I've sat through a few musicals as my wife loves them and in my humble opinion they are the most tedious, mind-numbing drivel I have ever had the misfortune to watch. I would rather do just about anything in the world ( including even maybe play golf whilst having stand up if you love the darts piped directly into my ears) than sit through Phantom of the Opera again.

[MintTrav]

1. Golf  I just don't get it. Its shite to play, watch or gamble on.

2. People who sing 'Stand up if you love the darts'. It is the absolute worst sporting chant, it makes me twitch like I have tourette's everytime I hear it.

3. Musicals. No need to justify this one I think.

You do on this thread.   Can't imagine many are sat at home thinking how dare he?

The Commitments is my favourite movie.

My sister was in that.

[The Camel]

1. Golf  I just don't get it. Its shite to play, watch or gamble on.

2. People who sing 'Stand up if you love the darts'. It is the absolute worst sporting chant, it makes me twitch like I have tourette's everytime I hear it.

3. Musicals. No need to justify this one I think.

You do on this thread.   Can't imagine many are sat at home thinking how dare he?

The Commitments is my favourite movie.

My sister was in that.

Playing who?

[Doobs]

1. Golf  I just don't get it. Its shite to play, watch or gamble on.

2. People who sing 'Stand up if you love the darts'. It is the absolute worst sporting chant, it makes me twitch like I have tourette's everytime I hear it.

3. Musicals. No need to justify this one I think.

You do on this thread.   Can't imagine many are sat at home thinking how dare he?

The Commitments is my favourite movie.

My sister was in that.

Playing who?

The Commitments was his worst book.  The Van, The Snapper and The Woman Who Walked Into Doors were all better.

Some abs wankrag used to live next door to me and played that feckin album all day every day.  Boy I hated it after a while.  Mustang Sally.... feck off.  Not sure I could watch the film all these years later. 

The Van probably my favourite.

[MintTrav]

1. Golf  I just don't get it. Its shite to play, watch or gamble on.

2. People who sing 'Stand up if you love the darts'. It is the absolute worst sporting chant, it makes me twitch like I have tourette's everytime I hear it.

3. Musicals. No need to justify this one I think.

You do on this thread.   Can't imagine many are sat at home thinking how dare he?

The Commitments is my favourite movie.

My sister was in that.

Playing who?

When they go into the hospital, she is a patient in one of the beds. You have to be quick, only see her for a second, but it is clearly the most critical scene in the development of the story.

[hhyftrftdr]

People in the army really shouldn't be hero worshipped.

[Ironside]

People who go to watch darts and sing inane songs and barely watch any of the sport should be tagged, and a list of their names circulated to warn other members of society that they are in their midst.

Also people who go racing on Saturdays and spend the entire afternoon at the bar. And then cause trouble.

WTF is the point? Why don't they just save the £25 entrance money and go down the pub?

Going racing at weekends is horrendous, haven't been in 10 years or more.

One good thing about this i found was renting my uttox members badge to a friend who was desperate to go to the live music night with his mates who already had tickets when the human league was on this year and it was fully sold out and couldn't get a ticket for twice the face value of the ticket when i had no interest in going anyway.  The tickets for these 'lolracedays' are the most expensive of the year even though the racing is garbage.  Certainly makes my annual members fee a lot cheaper.

Xmas party race day at Uttox tomorrow should be total carnage with once a year piss heads donking around the betting ring covering people in fosters whilst getting their £2.50 ew on.

Must start charging my friends whenever they borrow something. I'll explain it's the value to them, not what it is going to cost me (zero), that I'm charging for.

I know someone who if he gives someone a lift home charges them petrol money, even though the person they are giving a ride to lives on the route they are already going on.

Baffling.

Yeah I know quite a few people who do this, including one chap who asked for money for a lift two months later because he forgot to at the time. He also always tries to get us to but Amway type stuff. And his wedding was bring your own booze. Bless him.

people keep offering me petrol money for nights out when i am going anyway or wanting to go but not going to unless i have someone to talk to on way home

FFS do i look like a taxi driver fuel for a 100 mile round trip for night out is less than £5 why they thrusting money on me

[bobby1]

In the main being a nurse is a fairly unskilled job and as such is a well paid job.

Bus/train drivers are basically just posh delivery boys in posh outfits.

[bobby1]

I'm a celebrity is one of the best shows on TV and should be on bimonthly.

[MintTrav]

Social media is improving literacy levels. At least people are reading and writing, however haphazardly, who didn't do so before.

[cambridgealex]

Mantis dropping bare bombs itt!

[4KSuited]

I know this isn't meant to include politics, but the rules have already been broken.

Socialists think they know what's good for the economy: spout about more ways of stripping yet more tax from those people & institutions that actually do stimulate & grow the economy.... Then spend the rest of their time working out how to avoid paying any tax themselves and siphoning what they can from the welfare system.

This is one of many reasons why socialism doesn't work.

[JohnCharver]

People who get tattoos with their children's name would be better off spending the time and money on their child.

An IQ test should be taken at 11 and those who fail sterilised. Failing that perennial benefit claimants should be sterilised in return for benefits.

[the sicilian]

jewelry of any sort on babies is abhorrent