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« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2006, 09:12:50 PM »

I once grew a frog on my neck

I went to the doctor and he asked me "How did that happen?"

The frog replied "It started as a boil on my arse"
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« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2006, 09:18:44 PM »

 
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« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2006, 09:26:28 PM »

A penisoner goes in to a second hand shop to buy a telly

Salesman sells him one for £15

Manager returns and insists that the salesman gives the pensioner £5 back

Greedy salesman gives him £3 back and pockets £2

Telly has now cost pensioner £12

salesman has £2

But that only adds up to £14
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« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2006, 09:33:44 PM »

and the shop has the last £1 silly
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« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2006, 09:37:47 PM »

Surely its the pensioner with the 1 £
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« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2006, 09:38:38 PM »

Pensioner has only spent £12

Salesman only has £2

12+2+14
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« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2006, 09:40:33 PM »

how can the shop have it, the shop had 15 and gave 5 back leaving it with 10
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« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2006, 09:50:12 PM »

its just a math anomaly

they relate to different sides of the equation which is why they dont add up - they arent meant to
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« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2006, 09:50:58 PM »

the pensioner has it, he only paid 12 for the telly, but he is holding £3 (his rebate) the salesman has the other £2
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« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2006, 09:55:37 PM »

So if the salesman gives him £2 back he has spent £13, and the salesman has £3

Thats £16???
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« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2006, 10:03:05 PM »

 ..This could be one of the never ending threads...


15 to start with

The shop has 10

The old guys got 3

sales guy has 2..

15 done deal.. 

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« Reply #26 on: February 03, 2006, 10:03:54 PM »

LOL  work it out this way ....  get 15 quid out of your wallet (yes i know this will involve getting past the barbed wire and dealing with the mass evacuation of moths)  you give 15 quid to Mrs red, and (when she has come round from fainting) she gives you £3 back....  she now has £12 and you have £3  ..she puts 10 quid in the housekeeping tin, and sneaks the other £2 in her pocket ... SO.....

House keeping tin £10
Reds rebate         £3
Mrs Reds tip         £2

TOTAL               £15

Get it ??
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« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2006, 10:09:45 PM »

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« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2006, 10:15:34 PM »

like i said pensioner gets £1 in his pocket but i did cheat.....



























....i asked Tikay!
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« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2006, 10:20:38 PM »

The golfer Retief Goosen has been hit by lightning twice.

Very unlucky man.
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