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« on: January 25, 2017, 10:49:17 AM »

So hypothetically you find £20m in your mattress. bought it a while ago, just discovered it

you report it?

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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2017, 10:53:16 AM »


I'd probably sleep on it first.
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2017, 10:54:53 AM »

I think you'd find there's probably not a lot I wouldn't do for £20m, I'd certainly have no problem keeping quiet about this.
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2017, 10:57:26 AM »


I'd probably sleep on it first.

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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2017, 11:25:13 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2017, 11:25:52 AM »

No chance of me reporting it. I would however spend the vast majority of it doing hands on charity work. Something like setting up school/sanctuary type places in India or something.

Oh and I'd treat Celtic to a Nando's.
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2017, 11:54:24 AM »

probably sneak some off, say £5m and report it, and come out smelling of roses!
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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2017, 12:02:24 PM »

probably sneak some off, say £5m and report it, and come out smelling of roses!

And as soon as you bought anything even mildly extravagant someone would say, "Isn't that the bloke who found a mattress full of money and supposedly turned it all in? I always thought there was something fishy about him...."
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« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2017, 12:32:02 PM »

No chance of me reporting it. I would however spend the vast majority of it doing hands on charity work. Something like setting up school/sanctuary type places in India or something.

Oh and I'd treat Celtic to a Nando's.

You won't have much change to do any charity work after buying celtic food
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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2017, 01:10:12 PM »

No.
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« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2017, 06:34:03 PM »

No.

Do you think mattress earnings should be capped at £150k per year?
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« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2017, 06:43:52 PM »

probably sneak some off, say £5m and report it, and come out smelling of roses!

And as soon as you bought anything even mildly extravagant someone would say, "Isn't that the bloke who found a mattress full of money and supposedly turned it all in? I always thought there was something fishy about him...."

Letting it go public that you've handed this money in is effectively signing your own death warrant. Where does that phrase come from? Is there such thing as a death warrant? Sorry I digress......

Obviously it's drug money and it belongs to someone who will kill you for knowing of its existence. You either hand it in anonymously or keep it and make sure nobody ever finds out. If you're keeping it you need to sit on it for a long, long time before you alter your spending pattern in any way. Buying a Ferrari or building an orphanage is again killing yourself.

I think handing it in is probably more dangerous than keeping it and keeping it doesn't make you a happy multi-millionaire.

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« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2017, 06:54:57 PM »

Why in the name of all that is holy would you ever report it? It's like these people who win the lottery and carry on their job as a chamber maid folding sheets every morning. It's fcking insane man. You hand it in and God or Lady Luck or whoever is sitting in the sky silently face-palming for the rest of the day.
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« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2017, 07:17:21 PM »

No.

Do you think mattress earnings should be capped at £150k per year?


No.  just like I wouldn't cap lottery earnings.
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« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2017, 07:19:25 PM »

No.

Do you think mattress earnings should be capped at £150k per year?


No.  just like I wouldn't cap lottery earnings.

The lottery should be banned, it is the most regressive form of taxation there is.
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