Immature readers only.

[SuuPRlim]

I enjoyed it, I'm sure you've heard of most of them.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/20-rudest-footballer-names-ever-3069459

1) The former Germany striker who enlivened the video for Baddiel and Skinner’s Three Lions remake in ’88, Stefan Kuntz has embraced his name’s brilliance since becoming general manager of Kaiserslautern, by signing both Danny Fuchs and Florian Dick .

[bagel]

very surprised this guy never made the top 20

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Rimmer

[SuuPRlim]

[Karabiner]

Nwankwo Kanu must have been shortlisted.

[SuuPRlim]

the team that inlcudes

Dick
Fuchs
Kutnz

[SuuPRlim]

Apparently it wasn't real, but it's hilarious none the less, cricket commentary when Micheal Holding was batting, and Peter Willey was bowling...

"The Batsman's Holding, The Bowler's Willey"

It was never actually said though it was in a letter read out on air complaining that this line had been said, signed by Miss Tess Tickle 

[verndog158]

Apparently it wasn't real, but it's hilarious none the less, cricket commentary when Micheal Holding was batting, and Peter Willey was bowling...

"The Batsman's Holding, The Bowler's Willey"

It was never actually said though it was in a letter read out on air complaining that this line had been said, signed by Miss Tess Tickle 

Danny Shittu would make that team too.

I don't know how well you know/  like your cricket but he 12th man is hilarious. I'm sure Tighty would have heard it

[SuuPRlim]

Apparently it wasn't real, but it's hilarious none the less, cricket commentary when Micheal Holding was batting, and Peter Willey was bowling...

"The Batsman's Holding, The Bowler's Willey"

It was never actually said though it was in a letter read out on air complaining that this line had been said, signed by Miss Tess Tickle 

Danny Shittu would make that team too.

I don't know how well you know/  like your cricket but he 12th man is hilarious. I'm sure Tighty would have heard it

the one who couldn't quite get his leg over?

[atdc21]

There was a jockey in 80s called Malcolm Bastard