Light hearted events that really happened to you

[mikeymike]

Early 7.00 am flight to New York from Boston – the air hostess came round with orange juice and a roll – I asked if she had any vodka – we don’t serve alcohol at this time of the morning sir – with a look of thunder on her face – I replied that okay it’s just that I have a drink problem (jokingly).

Anyway about 15 minutes later she comes back with a glass of orange juice, puts it down on my tray and smiles.

Yes – you have guessed right vodka and orange – several delivered during the flight – on arrival as I departed the plane she smiled at me and said I hope you enjoyed your flight.

AA Airlines 1993

[Woodsey]

I once took a Freddie laker flight from the Bahamas to Miami. When getting to my seat I looked to see who was sat next to me and it was an effing parrot in a cage!