And I quote,

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You've got to love these. It's like they were specifically intended for people who use fora.


"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."
George Bernard Shaw.

"Dont argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"
Greg King.

Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain.

[bobAlike]

I always liked this one;

"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath."

W. C. Fields

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I always liked this one;

"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath."

W. C. Fields

Excellent!

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'Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.'

Mark Twain


I cannot tell you the number of times I've thought this sat at a poker table when the loud obnoxious regs are telling me where I'm going wrong.

[Longines]

The one that comes to mind most often at the poker table is “it is better to have people think you are an idiot rather than open your mouth and confirm it”.