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mikeymike
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« on: December 10, 2017, 04:03:43 PM »
Mine is to tone down the sarcasm

Examples – Pulled over – policeman says “sorry I thought you weren’t wearing your seat belt, carry on”
Me – “you should have gone to specsavers”

In the bank – 5k cash please – teller “somebody is going to have a good xmas”
Me – “yes my drug dealer will be happy”
 
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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2017, 04:23:07 PM »
Not to make any as I never keep to them anyway  Angry
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