Tikay finally retires properly and gets married
Camel retires from moaning and posting on grimming threads
Tightly comes round and finally realises Brexit will be awesome
Mantis makes a full return to posting and keep owning the shit out of the lefties
Arrboy retires from arguing
Pleno makes the 100 richest people in the UK
Harry/Meghan wedding sends Royal Family approval to 100%
Drinking enough Raspberry vodka is officially recognised as a cure for MS
DTD sells out to Partypoker
I will become teetotal