Things that you thought your partner would never say.

[mikeymike]

I just bought another old banger – my Mrs said “I don’t really like that one” Me “It can sit there for a few years and then I will flog it”

Her good self “I would rather you had spent the money on Poker”

I am still gob smacked. Will take me a year to get over that one.

[Woodsey]

You’re too fat  

Not really a surprise but always thought she was more polite than that  

[DropTheHammer]

Yes

[bobAlike]

Many years ago when seeing an attractive female me and my brother would always say stuff like “I would”, like many men I imagine. We would say that in front of our wives. One night watching the Donovan chat show Sylvester Stallone was being interviewed, I asked my wife if she thought he was attractive, her response “I’d f**k him” nearly knocked off my chair. I never heard her swear before that.

[marcro]

Yes

hahahaha - I am waiting for this day!