The blonde aches & pains thread

[tikay]

I also have 6 Prescribed Medications, Lansoprazole, Bisoprolol Fumurate, Aspirin, Atorvastatin, Jardiance & a new one, just started, Clopidogrel.

Clopidogrel

You've made that one up

[tikay]

tbf, it does sound made up.

Probably has some Latin or Greek roots.

[Kev B]

I have bruised big toenails. I just thought they were a symptom of approaching middle-age. I'll try some walnuts.

I also take 5/6 assorted tablets, inhalers etc. daily, to keep me ticking over.

"approaching middle age"....

Good try Ralph, but you were never getting that through.

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[Supernova]

oops

[Supernova]

OMG.....

You could regret starting this thread, I'm on more supplements than meds these days!

I'll post the list...you can all have a nap, I'm sure you'll get bored, tldr when I do 

[Marky147]

Terry's chocolate orange doesn't count.

I'm bang in trouble then

[EssexPhil]

Sometimes I really despair at how rubbish our NHS can be.

Here's the highlights of my conversation with the Practice Diabetic Nurse 2 days ago-

ME-Why have I still not been referred (for 2 years) for my 1st Annual Diabetic Eye Test? My Optician says I now have cataracts and possible optic nerve damage
Nurse. Because you are not Diabetic. Your last reading was 41-that's pre-diabetic
Me: No, it's not. My reading before was 100, and I have been on Metformin, prescribed by you, for the last 2 years
Nurse. Sorry, that's my mistake. I'll sort it. I can see from your notes that you had a reading from a blood test supplied via us in 2024 of 100. Tell me-why did you never action the diagnosis of diabetes via a Reading of 92 from your last GP Practice in 2017?
Me: I'm guessing that is because, before today, nobody has ever told me about that 2017 diagnosis/result? For 9 years! Or told me I was Diabetic for 7 years
Nurse: Oh, dear...

Good job I haven't got high blood pressure

[EssexPhil]

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[Karabiner]

I think high blood pressure is a given for Arsenal supporters of a certain age.

Mine's being reviewed this week.

[EssexPhil]

Must be tricky for you lot. All that hope, almost all season, just to bottle it at the end. Every. Single. Year.

Easier for us Spuds. Our hope only lasts until the end of August. Every. Single. Year. I'm 63. League Titles in those 63 Seasons? 0. Times we finished 2nd? 2. And 1 of those was in 1963

And at least we are now bring "entertained" by a new Manager who, in addition to being clueless about English Football, seems to be slightly unhinged

Good luck-on the Blood Pressure. Not the Football, obvs

PS. That Ref in the Arse v Chelsea game was hopeless (whereas we just didn't get the rub of the green with ours, despite the ravings of our Manager). Takes a lot for me to agree with Arteta...