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« Reply #30 on: February 20, 2006, 04:10:19 PM »

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if in doubt just nod point to the bar and say "mine is a large one no water please"
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« Reply #31 on: February 20, 2006, 04:13:26 PM »

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if in doubt just nod point to the bar and say "mine is a large one no water please"

can i rephrase that slightly and say "mine is a large banana one no water please"? Most of us primates are tee-total Wink

Do scottish bars understand the words "tee-total"??  Cheesy
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« Reply #32 on: February 20, 2006, 04:14:35 PM »



Do scottish bars understand the words "tee-total"??  Cheesy

"Tee"... "Total" Huh??

A whole golf tee? Otherwise, no, does not compute......
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« Reply #33 on: February 20, 2006, 06:08:29 PM »

what about a theme night? if everyone is up for it it would be good but if not jeans are always good

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« Reply #34 on: February 20, 2006, 07:17:48 PM »

what about a theme night? if everyone is up for it it would be good but if not jeans are always good

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it is a theme night isnt it? Poker.....

If you think this monkey is dressing up in a toga in the middle of glasgow on a saturday night you got another thing coming!!!  Cheesy
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« Reply #35 on: February 20, 2006, 07:34:40 PM »

I go to work for the day and this thread has turned into a mauling of AndrewT's limbs Cheesy

So i guess a smart pair of jeans and a shirt will be ok   Smiley
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« Reply #36 on: February 20, 2006, 07:52:21 PM »



So i guess a smart pair of jeans and a shirt will be ok   Smiley

 i think it shoul unless anyone knows differrent? i wore denims when i was there last
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« Reply #37 on: February 20, 2006, 07:53:46 PM »


 i think it shoul unless anyone knows differrent? i wore denims when i was there last

Thank you Mad, see you there.
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« Reply #38 on: February 20, 2006, 08:35:07 PM »

Anybody else want to throw Mr T into the Glaswegian Bar or the Laurieston
during the bash and start a book on how long he remains 'Bloodstain Free'?

    Cheesy Cheesy

 

The Laurieston is my uncles pub anyone starts a fight in there Mr T you will have me to answer to in which case you may like to come dressed in red Cool
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« Reply #39 on: February 21, 2006, 06:06:53 PM »

I remember being in a bar in (excuse the spelling) Craig Muller, I think it was…

It was new years and we were in a bar, No idea of the name…… I said to my mate…

 “ I want to go have a drink over there in the Target pub”

 My mate laughed and the bar maid shouted,

 “ Billy get this edjet a crash helmet and a knife he’s off to the target” The whole pub looked round and that was the end of that….Lovely Place….

The area you are thinking of has to be Craigmiller and yes its a council estate in Edinburgh. A VERY rough area (at least it was when I was a child). You were lucky to get out alive Bundle.

My parents split up when I was 8 and my mother was given a council house on this estate...what a shock to the system that was. I learnt very quickly that it was survival of the fittest and boy could I run  Cheesy

Reminds me of when I went up to Edinburgh to visit my sister with my English boyfriend. She lived in Granton (for those of you that know Edinburgh) another very rough estate. His face was a picture when he saw where she lived, he was convinced his car would be a burnt out shell by the morning.

First stop for an ex pat is the CHIPPY....mmmmmmmm mince pie supper. He was a bit reluctant to go with me but I insisted. Inside the chippy while waiting in the queue I asked him what he wanted and he justs shrugged. You have to tell me what you want I said, so he points to a piece of fish. Salt and sauce I ask..he shakes his head.

Turns out he was terrified to speak with his English accent coz he thought he would get beaten to a pulp.

That was the only weekend in our 5 year relationship that he didn't go to the pub 

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« Reply #40 on: February 21, 2006, 06:11:25 PM »

Warning :

Please do not ask for "Salt and Sauce" in a glasgow chip shop. That is more likely to get you a kicking than an english accent. And that will just be from the shop owner...

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« Reply #41 on: February 21, 2006, 06:16:07 PM »

Warning :

Please do not ask for "Salt and Sauce" in a glasgow chip shop. That is more likely to get you a kicking than an english accent. And that will just be from the shop owner...



You are kidding me !!!! You dont have Salt and Sauce in Glasgow?Huh??
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« Reply #42 on: February 21, 2006, 06:37:46 PM »

Warning :

Please do not ask for "Salt and Sauce" in a glasgow chip shop. That is more likely to get you a kicking than an english accent. And that will just be from the shop owner...



You are kidding me !!!! You dont have Salt and Sauce in Glasgow?Huh??

FFS no way!  We have Salt n' Vinegar - thats what its supposed to be!

East Coasters kniw nuffin Cool
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« Reply #43 on: February 21, 2006, 06:57:48 PM »

Warning :

Please do not ask for "Salt and Sauce" in a glasgow chip shop. That is more likely to get you a kicking than an english accent. And that will just be from the shop owner...



You are kidding me !!!! You dont have Salt and Sauce in Glasgow?Huh??

FFS no way!  We have Salt n' Vinegar - thats what its supposed to be!

East Coasters kniw nuffin Cool

Dont knock it till you have tried it  Wink
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« Reply #44 on: February 21, 2006, 08:59:53 PM »

Especially since you know 'beagan gaidhlig'! Cuin a tha thu a tighinn suas airson a chupa? Anyway... got people to see an classes to get to!

PS: Shebeen - Rebel Band or illegal drinking bothy!

See now this is why i requested a few weeks back that someone give me the name of a good bookshop that sells a pocket phrase translator.....


http://www.glesga.ndo.co.uk/glesgaglossary.htm

Contains some adult words Wink

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