Warning :
Please do not ask for "Salt and Sauce" in a glasgow chip shop. That is more likely to get you a kicking than an english accent. And that will just be from the shop owner...
You are kidding me !!!! You dont have Salt and Sauce in Glasgow?

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FFS no way! We have Salt n' Vinegar - thats what its supposed to be!
East Coasters kniw nuffin

and ive never seen a chippy that sells a deep fried mars bar either in glasgow