Heres one we can all play

[matt674]

can i keep my weeks gambling money?

Ok, first time for everything i know!! 

[ACE2M]

vernon kaye
ron atkinson
i think this might just be a northern advert but that woman who says 'hello welcome to norton finance' wants a smack too.

[Sark79]

If this was free and you didn't have to give up your gambling money.  Who then Matt?

[matt674]

lol, i still wouldnt - monkey is a pacifist and prides himself on never having hit anyone or being hit (despite being extremely annoying ). There are things that slightly irritate me every now and again (like that bloke with the A2 o/s vs my AA the other day  ) but lifes too short to let things worry and annoy

[thelodger]

I am finding it hard to believe that no one has said

Jamie Oliver!....... what a tosser!

As a real labour man from his own constituency

Tony B-lair

and last but surely not least

Bella- from the Tweenies, for a 5 year old she's a right cow (a kind of Bonnie Langford in training)

[Sark79]

Good attitude to have, Matt.

Yea, Bella is abit nasty. Mylo is hyperactive. Jake is always confused. Fizz gets bossed around by Bella. Doodles and Izzles are two of the strangest dogs I have ever seen. Max is like my uncle, he even plays Bass guitar.  Judy could actually be my ex primary school teacher. The only difference is the voice 

I could possibly be the sadest person that has ever lived. My dog just loves the show, I have no choice, I have to watch it. If I don't he barks at me to turn on the tweenies..woof woof tweenies  woof woof. 

Thats my excuse and I am sticking to it 

[Poppet7]

OMG Sark... you love the tweenies don't you?! lol

[TightEnd]

1. The bloke off ITV1's Quizmania. The presenter. Middle of the night filler TV, the people in the studio are by tossers and the people who phone in are a prime example of whats wrong with this country. Complete idiots the lot of them.

2. Angela Rippon. Presents a pseudo-antiques cum travel cum tosser show on weekday afternoons on BBC2, Just before DOND comes onto 4. Christ, I would gladly stove her head in, virtually, with a pickaxe.

3. The chap (Howard?) from the Halifax adverts. No, its just not funny, its not ironic, its just plain wrong. Now Howard you probably have an agent and are making a living opening Supermarkets in Goole and Cromer. Never will anyone earn money in a less deserved fashion


Finally, studious bird in Countdown dictionary corner? Susie Dent....goes like a train....talks dirty in six languages. Allegedly.

[scottm]

Can't whittle it down to only three, but in relation to sports based picks -

1. John McCririck..  please please

2. Garth Crooks  - he needs a slap

and

3. John Inverdale  - can't help it, dont really know what it is but i have a real urge to slap him silly  

[scottm]

Finally, studious bird in Countdown dictionary corner? Susie Dent....goes like a train....talks dirty in six languages. Allegedly.

Allegedly 

[Sark79]

No, I told you. It is my dog. I just get hassle from him if I don't switch the TV on. lol

No my reason for knowing the tweenies is a result of having alot of mates who have kids. I guess you just pick up useless information without knowing it.

In my opinion, the acting on the tweenies is better than that on  eastenders, corrie or any other soap.

Oh can I include soap actors please in the virtual slap, Kev.

That is alot of slaps since every night there are about 10 soaps on the box  

[Sark79]

Finally, studious bird in Countdown dictionary corner? Susie Dent....goes like a train....talks dirty in six languages. Allegedly.

 

where did you learn this, tightend

[TightEnd]

A friend of a friend who knows a friend who once......

[Sark79]

ok, I see

[scottm]

A friend of a friend who knows a friend who once......

Allegedly !!!!!!