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« Reply #45 on: March 06, 2006, 11:00:14 AM »


That woman that presents you are what you eat, The scottish woman. she get on my last nerve

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Thats her, she deserves a proper wallop
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« Reply #46 on: March 06, 2006, 11:10:46 AM »

1) Prince Charles - Anybody who complains that he's 'only in business class' is a twat of the highest order (not that I needed another reason to pick him before this quote came to light).

2) Anyone sat in the audience at the Conservative Party conference (or on stage for that matter)

3) Any member of Westlife

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« Reply #47 on: March 06, 2006, 11:17:04 AM »

1. natasha kaplinsky. she is my number 1 because she comes over to me as a snob and right up her own backside

2. that guy russell who did big brothers big mouth. id love to screw up his face in my hand and tell him to stop greeting

3. any other winer or winger thats in love with themselves
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« Reply #48 on: March 06, 2006, 11:26:52 AM »

1. natasha kaplinsky. she is my number 1 because she comes over to me as a snob and right up her own backside

2. that guy russell who did big brothers big mouth. id love to screw up his face in my hand and tell him to stop greeting

3. any other winer or winger thats in love with themselves

I aint going to get on your wrong side, Mad. " screw up his face in my hand ".  lol

Note to self - never appear arrogant or brag after winning/ or appear to love myself  Cheesy.    Oh I forgot, I never win. That rules me out

That is two people now who have voted for Natasha Kaplinsky. Mad and Robert,  doesn't anyone think she seems a nice lady?  When she did the dancing show, she always seemed ok. ( I don't watch dancing. It is not a manly thing to watch where I stay. I only saw the adverts.  :-) ).

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« Reply #49 on: March 06, 2006, 11:28:45 AM »

Perhaps I didn't make myself clear, read my post again. I think she is lovely.
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« Reply #50 on: March 06, 2006, 11:35:03 AM »

perhaps i came across a little too aggressive but yes that russell guy really riles me. i just think to myself ' who gave this clown that job?' he is a complete airhead, just like his pal natasha. now how can anyone take the news seriously when she reads it? she strikes me as daddys little princess and id like to slap her into the real world. in a very non aggressive way though
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« Reply #51 on: March 06, 2006, 11:35:22 AM »

Ah I see, sorry I didn't read it properly  Wink
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« Reply #52 on: March 06, 2006, 11:37:09 AM »

i think robert would like to slap her but not on the face? is that what you are saying robert?
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« Reply #53 on: March 06, 2006, 11:41:54 AM »

lol

No, you may be right.  I think because I am a male, my judgement may be clouded because I have a crush on her  Cheesy.   But you have womens intuition so you may be seeing something I haven't.

Sorry Robert, I understand what you meant after reading it again.
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« Reply #54 on: March 06, 2006, 11:42:51 AM »

Yes a gentle tap then kiss it better.
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« Reply #55 on: March 06, 2006, 11:49:26 AM »

 Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #56 on: March 06, 2006, 12:15:46 PM »

Dr Gillian McKeith - Fake Doctor and second rate turd poker

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Alistair Campbell - Just because....

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« Reply #57 on: March 06, 2006, 12:39:56 PM »

Matt Dawson.  Class A Arrogant Kn*bh**d.  Went to a local school, that breeds them.

Simon Anstell off of popworld.  So bloody irritating.

Gordon Ramsey.  I actually quite like him but just for the sake of it I'd give him a slap.
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« Reply #58 on: March 06, 2006, 12:49:00 PM »

1. Barry Scott (bloke from the Cilit Bang ad)

2. Jim Rosental (relegated to bits & pieces of boxing coverage on ITV)

3. Matthrew Wright (channel 5 tosh)
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« Reply #59 on: March 06, 2006, 12:51:31 PM »

A school friend of mine got hit by a car driven by jim Rosenthal many years ago.  No major injuries but it made the front page of the local paper.
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