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« Reply #105 on: March 07, 2006, 12:43:50 AM »

No, not Mr Mullery please. I had the pleasure of meeting him one Xmas Eve, his daughter was a friend. Mrs M made a lovely cuppa and let us talk footie. That made my Xmas.
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« Reply #106 on: March 07, 2006, 01:09:55 AM »

Ken livingston

Noel edmonds

ken livingston

Goldie

Ken livingston

guy richie

Ken livingston

david beckham

ken livingston

paul daniels

ken livingston

justin timberlake

ken livingston

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« Reply #107 on: March 07, 2006, 01:39:28 AM »

Michael Winner ("its only an advert dear"...yeah and you are only a plonker)

John Prescott (no, no ability, no brains, just a terrible indictment of our political system)

Simon Hughes (makes me squirm, horrible man)


for my next three


Peter Mandelson (i hate spin)

Max Boyce (horrible little Welsh git)

Jim Davidson (racist xenophobic throwback to a worse age)


for my next three


Barbara Windsor (no reason, apart from the voice)

Noddy Holder in the crisps advert (hate it, remote control moment)

Paul Gascoigne ( waste of space)


for my next three

Peter Taylor, Hull City fc manager (ruined my club)

Ainsley Harriott (no, no, and again no.....)

Tommy Steele (aaarrrggghhh)


for my next three


Jordan (talentless )

Peter Andre (no comment necessary )

Any member of Blue (no comment necessary)


for my next three


Ruby Wax (its not funny anymore, go back home)

Bonnie Tyler (total eclipse of talent, a voice that makes me head for beachy head, engine running)

Courtney Cox (nope, you are dreadful)


for my final three


Glenn Hoddle (new age mumbo jumbo in a mullet)

Willie Carson (irritating little tw*t)

Sandra Bullock (can't stand her, crap films, what's the fuss)


anyone you dont want to slap tightend? Cheesy
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« Reply #108 on: March 07, 2006, 07:32:50 AM »

prob not but i think he'll have a sore hand afterwards lol Cheesy
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« Reply #109 on: March 07, 2006, 10:20:14 AM »

It was on in the background mad ... i never watch it Wink

Come out of the closet Kev. its ok we are all friends here Cheesy
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« Reply #110 on: March 07, 2006, 10:43:05 AM »

Bring back Bepe
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« Reply #111 on: March 07, 2006, 10:49:04 AM »

oh yeah beppe is a total sweetheart Smiley  played many a cash game with him at the vic Smiley
and that voice .  purrrrrrrrr purrrrrr
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« Reply #112 on: March 07, 2006, 11:57:25 AM »

Please use Mr Greco's full name in future posts .....  He was Re-Christened ar Robs last home game.
His name is now Michael "dont call me bepe" Greco Cheesy   

And Tighty, please forward to me the money I have saved you on your usual therapy sessions, I always thought of you as a gentle, sensitive, caring type .... but you have disclosed your intolerant side in great detail....  Although Ainsley harriot, Peter Andre, Ruby wax and Willie carson are superb choices Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #113 on: March 07, 2006, 03:27:03 PM »

I've just thought of another one, he's on that Poker 425 show, not the presenter, um, really old guy sort of a side kick on the show, um can't remember his name, um.
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« Reply #114 on: March 07, 2006, 03:42:08 PM »

terry wogan....

any and i do mean any reality show contestant..(bb , ice skating , dancing, singing, jungles)

mariah carey...although i wish to retract that if she becomes mute.

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« Reply #115 on: March 07, 2006, 03:46:20 PM »

I am convinced Terry Wogan is insane. 
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« Reply #116 on: March 07, 2006, 03:46:38 PM »


mariah carey...although i wish to retract that if she becomes mute.


Because you dont like her or because there are certain parts of her that you would like to see wobbling uncontrollably?
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« Reply #117 on: March 07, 2006, 03:49:00 PM »

mariah carey...although i wish to retract that if she becomes mute.



After her quote - YEP - well worth a skelping.....

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey
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« Reply #118 on: March 07, 2006, 03:56:18 PM »

Elton John (loved his early music to be fair, last 20 years all downhill, fast)

Celine Dion (shoot her, quick)

Diana Ross ("chain reaction" makes me want to run to the bathroom)


another three?

oh go on then


Matthew Kelly (tonight Matthew I'm going to be....aaarrrggggghhhh)

Judy Finnigan (hideous)

Nicky Campbell (on Watchdog he's horrifically fake sincere. On Radio 5, fine)


more?


Bob Willis (mogadon cricket commentator)

Pauline Quirke (hated birds fo a feather)

Lesley Joseph (especially this one)


what? more?

Will Carling (arrogant and nasty, i know)

Craig David (shut up)

Patrick Kielty (not funny, thinks he is. Bad combination)


some more?


only if you ask nicely






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« Reply #119 on: March 07, 2006, 03:59:45 PM »


mariah carey...although i wish to retract that if she becomes mute.


Because you dont like her or because there are certain parts of her that you would like to see wobbling uncontrollably?

because for an adult she has made some of the most crass and up her arse statements i have ever heard(her performance at live aid II was a prime prima donna act)...if she became mute as she is no bad lookin i may reconsider..but only if she was trained properly. If i did give her a slap she`d wobble for a week Cheesy
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