Heres one we can all play

[Robert HM]

No, not Mr Mullery please. I had the pleasure of meeting him one Xmas Eve, his daughter was a friend. Mrs M made a lovely cuppa and let us talk footie. That made my Xmas.

[bolt pp]

Ken livingston

Noel edmonds

ken livingston

Goldie

Ken livingston

guy richie

Ken livingston

david beckham

ken livingston

paul daniels

ken livingston

justin timberlake

ken livingston

[madasahatstand]

Michael Winner ("its only an advert dear"...yeah and you are only a plonker)

John Prescott (no, no ability, no brains, just a terrible indictment of our political system)

Simon Hughes (makes me squirm, horrible man)


for my next three


Peter Mandelson (i hate spin)

Max Boyce (horrible little Welsh git)

Jim Davidson (racist xenophobic throwback to a worse age)


for my next three


Barbara Windsor (no reason, apart from the voice)

Noddy Holder in the crisps advert (hate it, remote control moment)

Paul Gascoigne ( waste of space)


for my next three

Peter Taylor, Hull City fc manager (ruined my club)

Ainsley Harriott (no, no, and again no.....)

Tommy Steele (aaarrrggghhh)


for my next three


Jordan (talentless )

Peter Andre (no comment necessary )

Any member of Blue (no comment necessary)


for my next three


Ruby Wax (its not funny anymore, go back home)

Bonnie Tyler (total eclipse of talent, a voice that makes me head for beachy head, engine running)

Courtney Cox (nope, you are dreadful)


for my final three


Glenn Hoddle (new age mumbo jumbo in a mullet)

Willie Carson (irritating little tw*t)

Sandra Bullock (can't stand her, crap films, what's the fuss)

anyone you dont want to slap tightend?

[boobookittyfcuk]

prob not but i think he'll have a sore hand afterwards lol

[dik9]

It was on in the background mad ... i never watch it

Come out of the closet Kev. its ok we are all friends here

[Robert HM]

Bring back Bepe

[londonpokergirl]

oh yeah beppe is a total sweetheart   played many a cash game with him at the vic
and that voice .  purrrrrrrrr purrrrrr

[Colchester Kev]

Please use Mr Greco's full name in future posts .....  He was Re-Christened ar Robs last home game.
His name is now Michael "dont call me bepe" Greco    

And Tighty, please forward to me the money I have saved you on your usual therapy sessions, I always thought of you as a gentle, sensitive, caring type .... but you have disclosed your intolerant side in great detail....  Although Ainsley harriot, Peter Andre, Ruby wax and Willie carson are superb choices

[Mr F]

I've just thought of another one, he's on that Poker 425 show, not the presenter, um, really old guy sort of a side kick on the show, um can't remember his name, um.

[patman]

terry wogan....

any and i do mean any reality show contestant..(bb , ice skating , dancing, singing, jungles)

mariah carey...although i wish to retract that if she becomes mute.

[Sark79]

I am convinced Terry Wogan is insane. 

[matt674]

mariah carey...although i wish to retract that if she becomes mute.

Because you dont like her or because there are certain parts of her that you would like to see wobbling uncontrollably?

[Rod Paradise]

mariah carey...although i wish to retract that if she becomes mute.

After her quote - YEP - well worth a skelping.....

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

[TightEnd]

Elton John (loved his early music to be fair, last 20 years all downhill, fast)

Celine Dion (shoot her, quick)

Diana Ross ("chain reaction" makes me want to run to the bathroom)


another three?

oh go on then


Matthew Kelly (tonight Matthew I'm going to be....aaarrrggggghhhh)

Judy Finnigan (hideous)

Nicky Campbell (on Watchdog he's horrifically fake sincere. On Radio 5, fine)


more?


Bob Willis (mogadon cricket commentator)

Pauline Quirke (hated birds fo a feather)

Lesley Joseph (especially this one)


what? more?

Will Carling (arrogant and nasty, i know)

Craig David (shut up)

Patrick Kielty (not funny, thinks he is. Bad combination)


some more?


only if you ask nicely

[patman]

mariah carey...although i wish to retract that if she becomes mute.

Because you dont like her or because there are certain parts of her that you would like to see wobbling uncontrollably?

because for an adult she has made some of the most crass and up her arse statements i have ever heard(her performance at live aid II was a prime prima donna act)...if she became mute as she is no bad lookin i may reconsider..but only if she was trained properly. If i did give her a slap she`d wobble for a week