Chicken and Donkey

[GlasgowBandit]

>The Chicken and the Donkey
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>On the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of whom loved to play
>together. One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a Bog
>and began to sink.
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>Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee hawed' for the chicken to go get
>the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
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>Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no
>avail, For he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around,
>the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-4 series BMW. Finding the
>keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still
>had time to save his friend's life.
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>Back at the bog, the donkey was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
>arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
>rope the chicken tossed to him.
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>After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the
>chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car,
>rescued the donkey!
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>Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and
>the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
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>The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best
>pals A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
>too, began to sink and cried out to the donkey to save his life!
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>The donkey thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
>puddle.
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>Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would
>then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the
>donkey pulled him up and out, saving his life.
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>The moral of the story? ..........................
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>When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks

[raab11]

 

[Dewi_cool]

 

[Trace]

   CLASS!

[madasahatstand]

nice one but i like to think personality has a lot to do with it as well

[boobookittyfcuk]

 

[Sark79]

 

[TheJagster]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[thetank]

Nice one, here's another tale with a moral.

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned.

I was still frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."







and the moral........Always leave your condoms in the motor 

[moritzey]

 

[madasahatstand]

i reckon thats a true story tank

[thetank]

Well it might be for someone, not for me though.

[madasahatstand]

ok i believe you

[raab11]

brilliant