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« on: March 06, 2006, 07:34:46 PM »
Right it starts like this.

A few of the pker buddies fromw ork who I have convinced to attend the Blonde Bash where having a bit of a yarn today.  And as a joke I suggested thatw e should all dye our hair blonde for the bash!  Well it started as a joke - you see a few of my mates are wuite gothic and don't wear or dress in anything but black.

So they where taking the piss out me at lunch saying Iw ouldn't have the balls to dye my hair and one of them placed a £5 betw ith me.  Well never one to turn down a bet I headed to the chemist after work and bough some blonde dye,  Uh oh.

I followed the instruction to the dot, and well its all gone wrong I seem to have gone ginger!  Ohh how do I go tow ork the morra?

I am going to get the pish ripped out me 
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« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2006, 07:37:04 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2006, 07:38:44 PM »
take the morning off work and go to the hairdressers for a proper hairdo. lmao. or you could buy peroxide and do it again. get it at the supermarket. the altenative is to wear a hat
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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2006, 07:39:30 PM »
Dya have quite dark hair? Just bleach it again...

I think I had to do it 4-5 times to get an acceptable result.

Don't blame me if your hair falls out though!
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« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2006, 07:40:22 PM »


leave it ginger

its this seasons tartan
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« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2006, 07:42:05 PM »
Brilliant big yin, ya big gengy!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2006, 07:44:43 PM »
Quote from: newmanseye on March 06, 2006, 07:42:05 PM
Brillian nig yin, ya big gengy!!!!
 

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« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2006, 08:06:18 PM »
You either bleach it up more, when the bleach is on your hair use a plastic bag to keep the heat in, use can use a hair dryer to add heat,this will make it go blonde quicker,when hair looks like pale yellow then wash it off, then get a silver toner.
Other opp is to dye it back to your own colour, but remeber if you was brown first, you have to dye it red then brown. the reds for a base colour.
you might be better off at the hairdressers, they love customers like you
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« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2006, 08:10:24 PM »
And if all that fails .... SHAVE YA HEAD Smiley Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2006, 09:14:22 PM »
Though ginger blokes pull all the birds  Wink
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« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2006, 09:32:00 PM »
Quote from: ifm on March 06, 2006, 09:14:22 PM
Though ginger blokes pull all the birds  Wink

Ginger Blokes resort to pulling themselves.
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« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2006, 09:42:02 PM »
I would deff go to a hairdressers,if you put more bleach on your in danger of it going green.
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« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2006, 09:55:44 PM »
Just shave it off an start again!
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« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2006, 10:01:23 PM »
Don't weant to appear unsympathetic..but

Where's the pictures?
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« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2006, 10:02:38 PM »
Quote from: thetank on March 06, 2006, 10:01:23 PM
Don't weant to appear unsympathetic..but

Where's the pictures?


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