blonde bash england v scots footie

[turny]

we will have to get lightbreeze to use his trademark tackle when faced with a one on one!

[Poppet7]

Yes I am English but I'm good friends with most of the scottish boys so I'll have to support them, I'll have to bring my facepaint... Green Shamrock on Friday night, and a Scottish Flag for Saturday...also need to buy pompoms!

As for dispensing the shower-gel... I could be persuaded!

a disgrace to the country of your fathers 

 

[Scottish Dave]

Decider, are you stocking me, how did you know my exact age, exact wieght and that i only play once per week now!

im scared!

oh and one other thing billy isnt 32, ill let you have 2 other guess' and i bet you dont get it!

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Fifth member of the team is now 4KingNutz aka Liam - age 19 - no kids - 13 stone - used to play saturday and sunday league

6th member is - Patman - age 35 <ahem> - 1 kid, currently -7 months old lol - used to play 3 times per week, but that was before the invention of lthe light bulb, for the flood lights!

we might have a 6th player also, as im waiting on his reply.

The venue Goals is 5 a side but we can play with 6 a side and have a sub for the (in the botty...er...i...mean...belly) guys

[shortstack_itb]

Dave am I right about tomatoes being you key player?

[elblondie]

Hey if this takes place...one of you two teams has got to let a Welshman play....it's blonde rule no 23(c)

don't you dare not invite me ?

(age 42 1 kid)

[elblondie]

I just had a thought !!!!!!


Have you organised a venue ?   How about we ask if we can play it on the Hamilton pitch (over looked by the VIP boxes where evereyone is having sunday lunch)...but that would be sunday lunchtime after a skinfull...someone would probably spew on the pitch...they probably would not appreciate that

[shortstack_itb]

We'll take you under our wing!

See if the scots are short though first.

[patman]

We'll take you under our wing!

See if the scots are short though first.

why is elblondie tall? >:?

[shortstack_itb]

hehehe as in if the can muster up the right amount of players!!

Could we make it 11 a side on that pitch?

I doubt Hamilton would let us play on there pitch.

[Scottish Dave]

we need to take El Blondie to even the teams up, plus the welsh dont like the english, just like us scots, and have been looking for an excuse to kick some english butt!

So our final team is this: (possibly 7 a side - if not, then 6 a side with 1 sub per team)

Team CinCinatti

Scottish Dave - (c) - Cos i said so! xx
Newmanseye
Decider
Big Tomatoes
4KingNutz
Patman
El Blondie

Versus

Team - 'In the Botty'

Allan Shield - Shieldsy
Paul Cox - Lightbreeze
Tom Phipps - Tomtom
Chris Billingaham - Shortstack
Ben Turnstill - Rookie
Rory Dawson - Rosy
Paul Turnstill - Turny

Venue and time TBC

[Decider]

Decider, are you stocking me, how did you know my exact age, exact wieght and that i only play once per week now!

im scared!

oh and one other thing billy isnt 32, ill let you have 2 other guess' and i bet you dont get it!

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Fifth member of the team is now 4KingNutz aka Liam - age 19 - no kids - 13 stone - used to play saturday and sunday league

we might have a 6th player also, as im waiting on his reply.

The venue Goals is 5 a side but we can play with 6 a side and have a sub for the (in the botty...er...i...mean...belly) guys

33? Being Generous here

[Scottish Dave]

Decider, are you stocking me, how did you know my exact age, exact wieght and that i only play once per week now!

im scared!

oh and one other thing billy isnt 32, ill let you have 2 other guess' and i bet you dont get it!

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Fifth member of the team is now 4KingNutz aka Liam - age 19 - no kids - 13 stone - used to play saturday and sunday league

we might have a 6th player also, as im waiting on his reply.

The venue Goals is 5 a side but we can play with 6 a side and have a sub for the (in the botty...er...i...mean...belly) guys

33? Being Generous here

nope one guess left, and your way off mate

[elblondie]

Woo Hooo   

[Scottish Dave]

Woo Hooo   

is this how you tell us you want to be dropped from the team to be our official Cheer-leader?

[Mr F]

Dave, the Welsh love the English, honest Guv especially in the rugby.  Makes me wonder why I'm moving down there sometimes!!

In all seriousness mate, me and you have a shared fondness for the footballing God that is Martin O'Neill but I'm afraid I'm definitely rooting for the English boys on this one.