blonde bash england v scots footie

[TightEnd]

so you'll be needing a referee then??

(or an English goalkeeper......)

[Scottish Dave]

Dave, the Welsh love the English, honest Guv especially in the rugby.  Makes me wonder why I'm moving down there sometimes!!

In all seriousness mate, me and you have a shared fondness for the footballing God that is Martin O'Neill but I'm afraid I'm definitely rooting for the English boys on this one.

what ever, i never really liked you anyway

[Scottish Dave]

so you'll be needing a referee then??

(or an English goalkeeper......)

can you handle the duties of a referee? you need to understand the rules of football?

remember it might only be on a 5 a side pitch with 12 players, so might not be room for a ref, (not just you mate, i mean any ref lol  )

[patman]

so you'll be needing a referee then??

(or an English goalkeeper......)

no russians need apply...
as for referees  - mans game ...if you can get up from the tackle its not a foul...if you cant then it is.

[TightEnd]

suit yourself....was open to bribery  

[Scottish Dave]

suit yourself....was open to bribery  

you can work along side ironside, he is the magic sponge boy, you could be the guy who cuts up the oranges into quarters for Half Time

[shortstack_itb]

K then

ITB team

Allan Shield - Shieldsy
Paul Cox - Lightbreeze
Tom Phipps - Tomtom
Chris Billingaham - Shortstack
Ben Turnstill - Rookie
Rory Dawson - Rosy
Paul Turnstill - Turny

[Decider]

Decider, are you stocking me, how did you know my exact age, exact wieght and that i only play once per week now!

im scared!

oh and one other thing billy isnt 32, ill let you have 2 other guess' and i bet you dont get it!

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Fifth member of the team is now 4KingNutz aka Liam - age 19 - no kids - 13 stone - used to play saturday and sunday league

we might have a 6th player also, as im waiting on his reply.

The venue Goals is 5 a side but we can play with 6 a side and have a sub for the (in the botty...er...i...mean...belly) guys

33? Being Generous here

nope one guess left, and your way off mate

27

[patman]

suit yourself....was open to bribery  

you can work along side ironside, he is the magic sponge boy, you could be the guy who cuts up the oranges into quarters for Half Time

ist it  8 minutes each half...

[Scottish Dave]

Decider, are you stocking me, how did you know my exact age, exact wieght and that i only play once per week now!

im scared!

oh and one other thing billy isnt 32, ill let you have 2 other guess' and i bet you dont get it!

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Fifth member of the team is now 4KingNutz aka Liam - age 19 - no kids - 13 stone - used to play saturday and sunday league

we might have a 6th player also, as im waiting on his reply.

The venue Goals is 5 a side but we can play with 6 a side and have a sub for the (in the botty...er...i...mean...belly) guys

33? Being Generous here

nope one guess left, and your way off mate

27

He's 19

[Decider]

Decider, are you stocking me, how did you know my exact age, exact wieght and that i only play once per week now!

im scared!

oh and one other thing billy isnt 32, ill let you have 2 other guess' and i bet you dont get it!

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Fifth member of the team is now 4KingNutz aka Liam - age 19 - no kids - 13 stone - used to play saturday and sunday league

we might have a 6th player also, as im waiting on his reply.

The venue Goals is 5 a side but we can play with 6 a side and have a sub for the (in the botty...er...i...mean...belly) guys

33? Being Generous here

nope one guess left, and your way off mate

27

He's 23!

23... 23? are you for real? I was only 9 years out first guess.  He doesn't age well  Maybe I was thinking too much about the 3 kids factor... 23!!

[Decider]

so you'll be needing a referee then??

(or an English goalkeeper......)

no russians need apply...
as for referees  - mans game ...if you can get up from the tackle its not a foul...if you cant then it is.

I vote - no slide tackles - we have to be able to operate after the game, and stay awake until the wee small hours.

[shortstack_itb]

Aye

No slides esp on this pitch its a standard rule anyway

How many supporters do you think will come?

Whats gonna be your strip?

We got a ref?

[patman]

i see a problem

how the hell are we gonna be able to play a game of football with 10 folk wearing hoodies, sunglasses and ipods with headphones... >:?

carnage i foresee.

[Decider]

I'm sure I have 7 bibs for each side - they are "Gold/Green" and Red - Scotland will probably wear the Gold/Green and a Scotland/Wales top underneath, England will be in their away colours, with an England top underneath.

If everyone has a national team top, we won't need the bibs.