OT 6 word poker story

[Claw75]

He couldn't remember but he said

[bolt pp]

Snow white sells apples, be warned.....

[thetank]

where the hell the greengrocer* is

*3rd appearance on blonde ladies and gentlemen 

[Claw75]

. A big round of applause for

[thetank]

all the good people at Dixons

[Claw75]

, the greengrocers with bruise resistant apples.

[bolt pp]

and Mersons, and Adams, gooners are

[thetank]

adept at fruit selction. Weil's disease

[bolt pp]

makes you look like this but.......

[Claw75]

it could be worse, you could

[GlasgowBandit]

Incoherent nonsense the sory so far .......

Once there was a poker player named ironside, who unfortunately never made any money due to his amazing inability to play his Ace King by waaaaay over betting it after the flop, which failed to improve his table image and confidence to boot . he decided hold em was not his forte! Lap dances however were more fulfilling and satisfied all his requirements try concentrating on two words now said the woolly jumper wearing stud who had a penchant for sheep.  which he kept in his cellar along with an incredible selection of  bad beat stories which he wrote using a red biro and a cup of old sheep’s blood. One fine day in the middle of the summer, tank bumped into of the summer, tank bumped into would notice if he pretended that he wasn't wearing pink suspenders and a tutu, anyway he said too similar to 2 word story thread, so made a decision to abstain from posting on an old thread and nursed his bruised forehead. Glasgow  and hookers, booze, gambling and drugs but he forgot the lap dancers, so went to the cash point for good times sake. Then he was shot stabbed for good measure and kicked in a place that made him cry. Right in his big hairy left nostril. The one with the green snotters and large red pluke right on ossie ardiles' Tottenham shirt ,which was bought by Colchester Kev. Then suddenly, there was a horrible sound coming from the abandoned warehouse Scooby Doo and his motley crew said "sod this, lets sign on Twelve burly men in boiler suits Hatched a fiendish plan to steal one billion dollars. They phoned up Dial-A-Crook and asked for Express delivery of the Rupert Murdoch.........  autobiography entitled "The decline of broadcasting standards in the modern world, copyright..... boltpp and the tank BP 2006".  Which was quickly discredited by the... whole of the big wide world.  Tank cried but bolt was a man with a plan. His plan was to rotate his nipples through 360o  And this was he's second attempt but this time he used only the forceps rather than his entire bankroll to enlist the help of.... a dozen nubile young women with A propensity for torture and pain. Twelve hours elapsed, and still no sign of nipple flexibility, so bolt... channelled the power of his mind And called upon the spirit of.. Mary Whitehouse. Mary told Bolt to cover up quick son. However he could find nothing to wear except A matching thong and bra, so. He decided to go commando. Hilariously... It was a VERY cold day so.... he suffered goose bumps everywhere even...in the depths of his most cracked paving stones. Meanwhile Claw snarled peacefully in her sleep, dreaming of  a white Christmas, just like the pure ones sold on bolt's estate Though Bolt denied all knowledge of having appeared in Claw's dream. Fortunately she did not die from the hover accident, but her extension cord replaced her dead batteries in her Favourite toy. Tightend decided to buy a bottle o' Ginger fae and go hang out at his favourite club which just happened to be at the top of his list of places to drink Ginger and hosting a nipple tweaking contest. which he always won even though They soon ran out of Ginger and Flushy's bedroom, having seen a shop that sells Ginger down the If you keep saying ginger I’m ginger ginger ginger ginger ginger forever.  Chris Evans is a ginger person I knew a cat called ginger Said Flushy whilst stuck underneath a giant ginger drinking ginger panda. That eats shoots and leaves then.................makes it to the nightclub just in time for the carbonated water but ginger beer was more tasty when supped in moderation, to that add a little stirring for extra drinking pleasure, then down in one. Leaves more time for indulging in such pursuits as eating jelly and ice cream wearing paper hats. Young hearts, run free, never be hung  donkey. "shame" said Claw Who's intent was clearly to bruise an apple by bouncing it off A physics teachers head, and then onto tanks head with maximum velocity.
The apple still did not bruise.  So we took it back to the nightclub and asked the barman where the hell the greengrocers is He couldn't remember but he said Snow white sells apples, be warned..... *3rd appearance on blonde ladies and gentlemen. A big round of applause for
all the good people at Dixons , the greengrocers with bruise resistant apples. And Mersons, and Adams, gooners are

[Claw75]

Incoherent nonsense the sory so far .......

Once there was a poker player named ironside, who unfortunately never made any money due to his amazing inability to play his Ace King by waaaaay over betting it after the flop, which failed to improve his table image and confidence to boot . he decided hold em was not his forte! Lap dances however were more fulfilling and satisfied all his requirements try concentrating on two words now said the woolly jumper wearing stud who had a penchant for sheep.  which he kept in his cellar along with an incredible selection of  bad beat stories which he wrote using a red biro and a cup of old sheep’s blood. One fine day in the middle of the summer, tank bumped into of the summer, tank bumped into would notice if he pretended that he wasn't wearing pink suspenders and a tutu, anyway he said too similar to 2 word story thread, so made a decision to abstain from posting on an old thread and nursed his bruised forehead. Glasgow  and hookers, booze, gambling and drugs but he forgot the lap dancers, so went to the cash point for good times sake. Then he was shot stabbed for good measure and kicked in a place that made him cry. Right in his big hairy left nostril. The one with the green snotters and large red pluke right on ossie ardiles' Tottenham shirt ,which was bought by Colchester Kev. Then suddenly, there was a horrible sound coming from the abandoned warehouse Scooby Doo and his motley crew said "sod this, lets sign on Twelve burly men in boiler suits Hatched a fiendish plan to steal one billion dollars. They phoned up Dial-A-Crook and asked for Express delivery of the Rupert Murdoch.........  autobiography entitled "The decline of broadcasting standards in the modern world, copyright..... boltpp and the tank BP 2006".  Which was quickly discredited by the... whole of the big wide world.  Tank cried but bolt was a man with a plan. His plan was to rotate his nipples through 360o  And this was he's second attempt but this time he used only the forceps rather than his entire bankroll to enlist the help of.... a dozen nubile young women with A propensity for torture and pain. Twelve hours elapsed, and still no sign of nipple flexibility, so bolt... channelled the power of his mind And called upon the spirit of.. Mary Whitehouse. Mary told Bolt to cover up quick son. However he could find nothing to wear except A matching thong and bra, so. He decided to go commando. Hilariously... It was a VERY cold day so.... he suffered goose bumps everywhere even...in the depths of his most cracked paving stones. Meanwhile Claw snarled peacefully in her sleep, dreaming of  a white Christmas, just like the pure ones sold on bolt's estate Though Bolt denied all knowledge of having appeared in Claw's dream. Fortunately she did not die from the hover accident, but her extension cord replaced her dead batteries in her Favourite toy. Tightend decided to buy a bottle o' Ginger fae and go hang out at his favourite club which just happened to be at the top of his list of places to drink Ginger and hosting a nipple tweaking contest. which he always won even though They soon ran out of Ginger and Flushy's bedroom, having seen a shop that sells Ginger down the If you keep saying ginger I’m ginger ginger ginger ginger ginger forever.  Chris Evans is a ginger person I knew a cat called ginger Said Flushy whilst stuck underneath a giant ginger drinking ginger panda. That eats shoots and leaves then.................makes it to the nightclub just in time for the carbonated water but ginger beer was more tasty when supped in moderation, to that add a little stirring for extra drinking pleasure, then down in one. Leaves more time for indulging in such pursuits as eating jelly and ice cream wearing paper hats. Young hearts, run free, never be hung  donkey. "shame" said Claw Who's intent was clearly to bruise an apple by bouncing it off A physics teachers head, and then onto tanks head with maximum velocity.
The apple still did not bruise.  So we took it back to the nightclub and asked the barman where the hell the greengrocers is He couldn't remember but he said Snow white sells apples, be warned..... *3rd appearance on blonde ladies and gentlemen. A big round of applause for
all the good people at Dixons , the greengrocers with bruise resistant apples. And Mersons, and Adams, gooners are

I would buy that if published

[bolt pp]

By playboy magazine with pictures of

[Claw75]

Bolt's nipples being rotated to maximum

[bolt pp]

capacity, by a group of angry