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« Reply #75 on: April 05, 2006, 01:13:43 AM »

No red - you have to be grey blonde first!

Ok, can I have a text calling me "Hun" then? Preferably during the main event at Luton

Consider it done red - but i must advise you, i didnt tikay any good!!
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« Reply #76 on: April 05, 2006, 01:19:13 AM »

No red - you have to be grey blonde first!

Ok, can I have a text calling me "Hun" then? Preferably during the main event at Luton

Consider it done red - but i must advise you, i didnt tikay any good!!

You may be young, talented and sexy, but you're not a miracle worker
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« Reply #77 on: April 05, 2006, 01:22:19 AM »

No red - you have to be grey blonde first!

Ok, can I have a text calling me "Hun" then? Preferably during the main event at Luton

Consider it done red - but i must advise you, i didnt tikay any good!!


Red beware...so thats your game eh Chilli...we are having a lovely three way conversation and all the time the only thing you are thinking about is getting Reds number so you can flirttext with him. I see.. i get the picture...strewth you pretty, successful girls are all the same.

The amount of times I meet a girl, we chat, we buy each other drinks and at the end of the night that awkward question always appraoches...but , you have to be brave and eventually the question is asked, so Bobby, you know Reddog right? Do you have his number so I can text him during the main event at Luton?


well no sireee, that wont do and on those rare occasions that the girl says Bobby1 I ve been looking for a middle aged overweight, unemployed dude to play a little bit of 2/5 nl with I know, just know that this is going to go all wrong and we end up playing those kinky games.....2-7 triple draw usually and I end up feeling used and abused.....and skint. Then they just ring for a cab and ask me to shut the door on the way out, well not this time lady. So just to put a  stop to your trick im not giving you my number, so there!!! Cheesy


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« Reply #78 on: April 05, 2006, 01:30:51 AM »

No red - you have to be grey blonde first!

Ok, can I have a text calling me "Hun" then? Preferably during the main event at Luton

Consider it done red - but i must advise you, i didnt tikay any good!!


Red beware...so thats your game eh Chilli...we are having a lovely three way conversation and all the time the only thing you are thinking about is getting Reds number so you can flirttext with him. I see.. i get the picture...strewth you pretty, successful girls are all the same.

The amount of times I meet a girl, we chat, we buy each other drinks and at the end of the night that awkward question always appraoches...but , you have to be brave and eventually the question is asked, so Bobby, you know Reddog right? Do you have his number so I can text him during the main event at Luton.


well no sireee, that wont do and on those rare occasions that the girl says Bobby1 I ve been looking for a middle aged overweight, unemployed dude to play a little bit of 2/5 nl with I know, just know that this is going to go all wrong and we end up playing those kinky games.....2-7 triple draw usually and I end up feeling used and abused.....and skint. Then they just ring for a cab and ask me to shut the door on the way out, well not this time lady. So just to put a  stop to your trick im not giving you my number, so there!!! Cheesy

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Post of the month to you Bobby1.  I not that type of girl mate!  Me...friendly to everyone.  I wouldnt call a cab, id stay the night then rob you in the morning!
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« Reply #79 on: April 05, 2006, 01:33:33 AM »

hee hee, is ok anyway Inthebelly has given me your number Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #80 on: April 05, 2006, 01:33:50 AM »

No red - you have to be grey blonde first!

Ok, can I have a text calling me "Hun" then? Preferably during the main event at Luton

Consider it done red - but i must advise you, i didnt tikay any good!!

You may be young, talented and sexy, but you're not a miracle worker

Well you got one out three right (any would do) but correct, i am not a miracle worker
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« Reply #81 on: April 05, 2006, 01:34:15 AM »

No red - you have to be grey blonde first!

Ok, can I have a text calling me "Hun" then? Preferably during the main event at Luton

Consider it done red - but i must advise you, i didnt tikay any good!!


Red beware...so thats your game eh Chilli...we are having a lovely three way conversation and all the time the only thing you are thinking about is getting Reds number so you can flirttext with him. I see.. i get the picture...strewth you pretty, successful girls are all the same.

The amount of times I meet a girl, we chat, we buy each other drinks and at the end of the night that awkward question always appraoches...but , you have to be brave and eventually the question is asked, so Bobby, you know Reddog right? Do you have his number so I can text him during the main event at Luton.


well no sireee, that wont do and on those rare occasions that the girl says Bobby1 I ve been looking for a middle aged overweight, unemployed dude to play a little bit of 2/5 nl with I know, just know that this is going to go all wrong and we end up playing those kinky games.....2-7 triple draw usually and I end up feeling used and abused.....and skint. Then they just ring for a cab and ask me to shut the door on the way out, well not this time lady. So just to put a  stop to your trick im not giving you my number, so there!!! Cheesy

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Post of the month to you Bobby1.  I not that type of girl mate!  Me...friendly to everyone.  I wouldnt call a cab, id stay the night then rob you in the morning!

Ask him if he's bothered
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« Reply #82 on: April 05, 2006, 01:37:39 AM »

No red - you have to be grey blonde first!

Ok, can I have a text calling me "Hun" then? Preferably during the main event at Luton

Consider it done red - but i must advise you, i didnt tikay any good!!


Red beware...so thats your game eh Chilli...we are having a lovely three way conversation and all the time the only thing you are thinking about is getting Reds number so you can flirttext with him. I see.. i get the picture...strewth you pretty, successful girls are all the same.

The amount of times I meet a girl, we chat, we buy each other drinks and at the end of the night that awkward question always appraoches...but , you have to be brave and eventually the question is asked, so Bobby, you know Reddog right? Do you have his number so I can text him during the main event at Luton.


well no sireee, that wont do and on those rare occasions that the girl says Bobby1 I ve been looking for a middle aged overweight, unemployed dude to play a little bit of 2/5 nl with I know, just know that this is going to go all wrong and we end up playing those kinky games.....2-7 triple draw usually and I end up feeling used and abused.....and skint. Then they just ring for a cab and ask me to shut the door on the way out, well not this time lady. So just to put a  stop to your trick im not giving you my number, so there!!! Cheesy

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Post of the month to you Bobby1.  I not that type of girl mate!  Me...friendly to everyone.  I wouldnt call a cab, id stay the night then rob you in the morning!

Ask him if he's bothered

ok, its a deal, you can rob me in the morning!!!
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« Reply #83 on: April 05, 2006, 01:40:44 AM »

LOL - i nearly mentioned inthebelly.  He gave my so called "number" to all of Glasgow.
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« Reply #84 on: April 05, 2006, 07:51:12 AM »

@ you three


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« Reply #85 on: April 05, 2006, 04:11:57 PM »

robbed in the morning man

someone lend me a few grand so i can get robbed every morning
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« Reply #86 on: April 05, 2006, 06:19:31 PM »

robbed in the morning man

someone lend me a few grand so i can get robbed every morning

I believe Ariston is the acknowledged expert in this field  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #87 on: April 06, 2006, 10:46:39 PM »

I hope you guys have been watching tonight.  It is our Rhowna's heat!!
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« Reply #88 on: April 06, 2006, 10:54:02 PM »

Im Watching.

Chili you tomorrow?  If so I will set the vid.
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« Reply #89 on: April 06, 2006, 10:59:41 PM »

Nice fold Mrs C with the AK!

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