Slight groan but i have to admit it made me smie

[ACE2M]

> Stephen Spielberg is casting for a new film based around the great
> composers. To give the film a twist and some "oomph" he decides to cast
> the parts to the great action heroes of today.
> He calls Stallone, Arnie, Bruce Willis and Steven Seagal into his office
> to hear who they would like to play.
> "Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to
> play him."
> "Chopin has always been my favourite, and my image would improve if
> people saw me playing the piano" said Willis. "I'll play him."
> "I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Seagal. "I'd
> like to play him."
> Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid."
> Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be,
> Arnold?"





> So Arnold says .........................
> "I'll be Bach."

[Poppet7]

 

[thetank]

Love it.

On Radio Three while they had their Bach season last christmas.........


"That was the news, now we'll get back, to back to back Bach"

[RED-DOG]

Beethoven's butler resigns

Beethoven: Don't go, you're my inspiration

Butler: Don't make me laugh, ha ha ha har....ha ha ha har.

[TightEnd]

Love it.

On Radio Three while they had their Bach season last christmas.........


"That was the news, now we'll get back, to back to back Bach"

a man of real culture our tank


I prefer Burt Bacharach.