Worlds Biggest Baby Possibly

[clayftknight]

lol zimbra

I was born 14lbs and 60cm long and I have a brother who was 12lbs.
I got my picture in the sun newspaper .

The 23lbs baby is the biggest natural birth but there was a report of a 29lbs baby in China born by C Section.

The 15lbs 6oz mentioned is the biggest reported birth in England.

[Indestructable]

is there a sweep being run on the weight?

[littlemissC]

i will go with 10lb 6oz.

[Nem]

I was born 14lbs and 60cm long

Wow.

My son is 6 weeks old and he doesn't even weigh 14lbs yet.

[clayftknight]

we have 4 and none of them were even half that!

[suzanne]

I don't know why, this being a poker forum, I clicked on this thread expecting to read a Phil Hellmuth story... 

PMSL 

All 3 of my babies weights were predicted wrongly. My first son I was told was small and was 9lb 3oz (my prediction btw) and he was the easiest birth.

The other 2 I was told would be big babies and they were smaller.

I had 2 sons (lost a daughter inbetween) and LONGED for a girl, on the scan of my 4th child I was ectatic when I was I was told ...nope cant see a willy :-) The scanner/widwife went on to tick all the boxes of a healthy baby and then slipped in that she had a long leg...my heart sank but I thought thats ok she would just have to wear special shoes. We got outside the hospital and I burst into tears, wtf said my partner, he fell out laughing when I told him what I thought but I still went back in to make sure she was just TALL.

Last summer a friend of mine was in the school playground the day after giving birth to her 7th child who weighed 13lb +, she was bragging how easy and quick the birth was and the fact that she didn't need any stitches.

LIE GIRL LIE 

[charmaine]

I don't know why, this being a poker forum, I clicked on this thread expecting to read a Phil Hellmuth story... 

PMSL 

All 3 of my babies weights were predicted wrongly. My first son I was told was small and was 9lb 3oz (my prediction btw) and he was the easiest birth.

The other 2 I was told would be big babies and they were smaller.

I had 2 sons (lost a daughter inbetween) and LONGED for a girl, on the scan of my 4th child I was ectatic when I was I was told ...nope cant see a willy :-) The scanner/widwife went on to tick all the boxes of a healthy baby and then slipped in that she had a long leg...my heart sank but I thought thats ok she would just have to wear special shoes. We got outside the hospital and I burst into tears, wtf said my partner, he fell out laughing when I told him what I thought but I still went back in to make sure she was just TALL.

Last summer a friend of mine was in the school playground the day after giving birth to her 7th child who weighed 13lb +, she was bragging how easy and quick the birth was and the fact that she didn't need any stitches.

LIE GIRL LIE 

Must admit , i had all mine natural and no stitches since the 1st ........ is that a bad thing though   oh and they got very easy , fastest labour was 40 minutes !!

[smithy69]

I am just so glad I am a man. Imagine how much we would moan pushing a baby out. I moan if I have to go to the shop to get a pint of milk.

Apparently (and this may be a urban legend), but size wise a woman giving birth to a normal weighted baby, is the same as a man pushing a pineapple out the end of his equipment.

Now I am not being funny, but I would moan - and def. wouldn't be looking forward to it as my missus is.!!!!!!!!!!!

[bundle]

Trust me if you had a pineapple stuck in your wots it, you would be looking forward to passing it too

[smithy69]

that may be the case but I def. wouldnt be saying

''Gas and Air will be fine''

More like ''Give me that Horse Tranquilliser now, and pass me that bottle of JD quick smart''

[charmaine]

that may be the case but I def. wouldnt be saying

''Gas and Air will be fine''

More like ''Give me that Horse Tranquilliser now, and pass me that bottle of JD quick smart''

[Graham C]

it has gone well over the acceptable size for its 36 weeks approx. size.

   they are all acceptable

We had a sweep on the time and weight of our daughter and I was 10 mins out on the time and a couple of ounces out on the weight (both 1 position) gutted!  Well, not really but an extra few quid never hurts eh