Home at last !!!

[Colchester Kev]

Hi all ..
I am finally back in good old Colchester and I would like to apply for RE-Membership of this wonderful forum ( Apparantly my membership expired during my month in vegas according to Tikay )
So Tikay, can i join ? I promise not to make any more comments on the fact that your roots need touching up.
And can i just say ...... I am never going to stay in vegas for such a length of time again, after a month in that place i feel like i need a holiday to recharge my batteries, Vegas drains you and I can honestly say i have never been more happy to return home from a trip before.
On a lighter note, i have some cracking pics and stories from vegas and over the next few days i will sort things out and get back into the swing of things.
Im now wading through 5 weeks of bills,pizza leaflets and other such crap ...now if only i was as famous as Tikay and had my own secretary !!!! 

[RED-DOG]

Welcome back Kev, I put a "Kevs Back" post on last night but someones pinched it

[Colchester Kev]

Cheers mate, its good to be back.
I have lots of tales to tell... but the one about the stripper and the Bacon sarnie will have to wait for approval from the lawyers as for pics, i have some cracking ones of lawrence getting his bracelet, and Ash with a stunning waitress from the rio.... when i finally get around to opening my suitcase, i will post a few.

[ifm]

glad you're back, can't wait for the inter casino cocktail waitress beauty parade

[Colchester Kev]

Lol cheers ifm, I had a really good time over there, but a month was too long.... and bearing in mind i stayed at a mates for a few days before we left and a few days after,  i was away for 5 weeks in total.... thank god i live in an apartment at least i dont have to do the garden    it was nice to sleep in my own bed last night ...and YES i did dream of the waitresses

[tikay]

Correction Kev. Your membership did NOT expire, I banned you. Thing is, I tried banning Ironside, Red-Dog, Trace, etc, and they just ignored me, but I decided to make a stand with you, especially as you could not reply, just to show how powerful and dominant I can be.

Can you come back? Well, here's the deal. You are on probation. If you post some nice Vegas Pics and stories, OK. And you have to be nice to me.

OK, here's a tester for you. How old do you think I am? Careful, now......

PS - If you have any probs posting the pics, due to the maximum size restriction, send them to Ironside, he can downsize them for you.

[Colchester Kev]

HMmmmm how old do i think you are ?   
If I was being 100% honest I would say 53..... + vat

[tikay]

Last warning Kev, I mean it. I at least expected you to reduce my age.