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ACE2M
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A new strategy is required
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A little story of mine from the other night.
Having played 5 straight hours on line on a friday night with the missus generally whinging and moaning to the side of me i busted out of a tournament in 11th place and decided to take the missus out to save our relationship.
The hand i busted out on was rather nasty when from the big bling i flopped top two pair and a K high flush draw, i bet the pot and got called by the only player left in, the turn brings my flush and i check hoping for a steal raise on the scare card which duly arrives. I get cocky and flat call, the river brings another suited card and i check expecting the usual desperation all in which duly arrives, i call and he shows the A high flush with a rag as his kicker. GRRRRRRRR.
I get quite drunk with the missus and we have great time but i spend my whole time thinking about that stupid flat call on the turn. Later on at home whilst indulging in the post pub fumble i stop mid flow and request that she remind me to raise when i have set up a check raise opportunity. This has not gone down well at all and i have been informed it's 'the poker or me'.
Pretty straight forward option really (she's a lovely girl but seriously). How can i keep them both? Any ideas?
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July 23, 2005, 12:50:06 PM »
Try telling her ..
Yes love.. your right.. i'm sorry for being selfish and negleting you. From now on i will committ myself to this relationship 100%..me n you all the way..Think about it honey.. you won't ever have to go do that boring clothes shopping again or watch silly soaps on TV..we can be together 24/7
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July 23, 2005, 12:51:51 PM »
Teach her to play and give her a bank roll..... I did and it wokred a treat...
Me: "Want to go out for dinner tonight dear?"
Her: "God no , theres a 30K Gntd on Crypto later!!"
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July 23, 2005, 01:11:35 PM »
please can you explaine how you flopped top 2 and a flush draw
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I'm more interested in the "post pub fumble".......
I tried it with the cats, but it ended in tears.
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Quote from: tikay on July 23, 2005, 01:19:26 PM
I'm more interested in the "post pub fumble".......
I tried it with the cats, but it ended in tears.
I just want you to know that I have resisted about 20 pussy jokes
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Quote from: RED-DOG on July 23, 2005, 01:31:32 PM
Quote from: tikay on July 23, 2005, 01:19:26 PM
I'm more interested in the "post pub fumble".......
I tried it with the cats, but it ended in tears.
I just want you to know that I have resisted about 20 pussy jokes
He's taking that Mrs Slocombe thing to heart
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July 23, 2005, 02:21:58 PM »
She knows how to play, she came third in a betfair promotional live tourney (200) and i thought that would do the trick but she says it's 'boring', i ask you....
I reckon i just need to win a huge tourney and give her some cash for shopping and she'll change her tune. That idea keeps me playing, see what i did there
(top pair and a flush draw or something like that 300+ hands a day and it's just a blur)
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July 23, 2005, 05:17:02 PM »
She's clearly analyzed the problem and criticised you.
Solution:
1: Buy her PokerTracker.
2: She can then analyze and criticise you all she wants (Helps you both)
3: Whilst she's engrossed you can play uninterupted online!
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you got shares in pokertracker maroon?
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