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« on: April 27, 2006, 04:06:42 PM » |
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Just got the message from my dad
''Hi mate had a good day at the festival of Rugby won the bowl got a corker of
a black eye and my left ear looks like graham rowntrees. on a sad note mum
ran moggsey over'' .
They had that cat for 19 years - i feel there may be a fight of some description in the parents household tonight
RIP moggs
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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2006, 04:08:31 PM » |
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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2006, 04:09:38 PM » |
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He's had a nice day though. That's the main thing.
RIP
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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2006, 04:13:04 PM » |
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oh bless  poor cat |
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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2006, 04:15:56 PM » |
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Feel bad for ya mate, not your family’s day today with motors. I hope your mum is not too distraught, gotta be a nightmare for her.
Stay away from cars!
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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2006, 04:16:25 PM » |
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Awww poor puddy tat. Sorry |
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smithy69
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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2006, 04:33:56 PM » |
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i just called her in the prison (she is a prison officer) and told her I worked for the RSPCA !!!!!!!!! that didnt go down to well
my old chap will be sleeping in the garage from now on - he had a rugby tournament and got very drunk and was picked up by my mum in the early hours. when they got home my mum was about to reverse into the drive, and asked him if the cat had moved from the drive and he said ''yep, its just ran across the garden''
5 seconds later there is a bump
the case of the phantom cat !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2006, 04:36:00 PM » |
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Sorry to hear about the cat smithy, good innings though, when I was 10 I joined the tufty club
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« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2006, 05:35:45 PM » |
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i just called her in the prison (she is a prison officer) and told her I worked for the RSPCA !!!!!!!!! that didnt go down to well
my old chap will be sleeping in the garage from now on - he had a rugby tournament and got very drunk and was picked up by my mum in the early hours. when they got home my mum was about to reverse into the drive, and asked him if the cat had moved from the drive and he said ''yep, its just ran across the garden''
5 seconds later there is a bump
the case of the phantom cat !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2006, 05:43:47 PM » |
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Reversing and not looking in the rear-view mirror, eerie stuff.
Jamais deux sans trois as they say..........
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« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2006, 05:49:41 PM » |
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When my girls were little they used to sing
Postman Pat Postman Pat
Postman Pat ran over his cat
Blood and snot went flying
Postman Pat was crying
Postman Pat's a very silly man
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« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2006, 05:52:19 PM » |
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I am shocked by the lack of sympathy shown. It seems an excuse for cheap jokes.
RIP Flat Cat
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« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2006, 06:48:33 PM » |
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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2006, 01:01:46 AM » |
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I am shocked by the lack of sympathy shown. It seems an excuse for cheap jokes.
RIP Flat Cat
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« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2006, 01:08:00 AM » |
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When my girls were little they used to sing
Postman Pat Postman Pat
Postman Pat ran over his cat
Blood and snot went flying
Postman Pat was crying
Postman Pat's a very silly man
Cute kids...  |
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