So there i was, "sweating" the cards of my girlfriend as she played a STT on dreampoker.com, when about 9 hands in the following situation occured : -
My girlfriend is dealt :
Everyone folds round to her and she flat-raises.
One other player and the BB (rcoates) call.
The flop brings :
rcoates checks, my girlfriend pushes all-in and the other player folds.
rcoates calls all-in, my girlfriend has him slightly covered.
His hand?
Things are not looking good for my heroine, she's only around 17% to win.
The turn brings :
Somewhere, very distant as if carried on the wind, we could have sworn we heard a scream of despair, which was promptly drowned out as my girlfriend celebrated winning the hand and knocking a player out.
So, to any small, furry mammals that may belong to "rcoates", we would like to apologise if your blissful slumber was disturbed by your owners boot up your a*** as he/she rants and attacks helpless inanimate objects.
If it makes you feel any better, my girlfriend is a good Catholic and will be confessing to her priest this Sunday, which in itself should be an interesting conversation.
I wonder how many Hail mary's and Our fathers this will cost her?
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