[O/T] Learning Chinese terms

[stallyon]

Here is a Crash Course on how to speak Chinese

Chinese Phrase: English Translation

Ai Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into the coffee table
Chin Tu Fat: You need a face lift
Gun Pao Der: An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung: Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding: We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive
Jan Ne Ka Sun: A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia: Approach me
Lao Ze Sho: Gilligan's Island
Lao Ze: Not very good
Lin Ching: An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding: A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn: A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai: A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be: A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne: A small horse
Ten Ding Ba: Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung: A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan: Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah: Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim: Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting: There is no reason to raise your voice

[GlasgowBandit]

spooky - I was just going through some old e-mails and I was going to post this.

[GlasgowBandit]

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud):


1) That's not right .......................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift ...............Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?

11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

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