Dee won in tha BB hoose.
The hoosemeets have bin set the task of winning this weeks shopping boodget by not swearing for 15 minutes. They failed the task when Bolt told Big Brootha to go **** himself.
[Cut to housemates arguing in the garden][/i]
Flushy: LOL foodshortage-aments
IFM : Bolt you big twat, you've failed the task for us grrrr
BOLT: If you find the discommodious manner of my maverick nature uncomfortable, then you can go **** yourself too!
IFM: Huh?
Flushy : LOL arguments
IFM: well some of us are going to go hungry and I won't be one of them!
Flushy: LOL hungry-aments? LOL no-way-im-not-eating-aments! Insta-panic!
Nemesis: It's pretty clear we need a poll. Please vote 1) flushy goes hungry 2) Bolt goes hungry 3) someone else goes hungry 4) we eat each other
IFM: 2.
Flushy: 4.
BOLT: 5.
IFM: There's no 5 Bolt. What's wrong with you ffs.
BOLT: Anarchic choices are inevitable when I'm presented with such a facile and ultimately inconsequential decision.
IFM, Nemesis, Flushy: LOL huh?
FLushy: (aments)
PorncityUK: See anna kournikova topless at
www.big****ies.com.
Nemesis, Flushy: LOL insta-ban!