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« Reply #345 on: September 09, 2010, 11:46:57 AM » |
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Englishman, Irishman, and Scotsman all lying dead in the hospital with big smiles on their faces. The police find this suspicious so they send an officer to investigate. He asks the doctor "Why does that dead Englishman have a big smile on his face?". The doctor explains "Oh he won the lottery tonight and had a heart attack". The policeman continues to the next body "And why does that dead Scotsman have a big smile on his face?" The doctor explains "Oh he drank a crate of fine vintage Whisky tonight and died of alcoholic poisoning". The officer turns to the last body "And why does this dead Irishman have a big smile on his face?" The doctor explains "Oh he was struck by lightning tonight, when he saw the flash he thought someone was taking his photo"
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« Reply #346 on: September 09, 2010, 12:39:15 PM » |
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Policeman pulls a scouser over for having a dog in the front seat of his car.
As the policeman approaches the car he sees the scouser smack the dog over the head.
The copper asks "Why have you just hit your dog?" the scouser replies "The bastard just ate ma tax disc"
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
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« Reply #347 on: September 09, 2010, 04:43:02 PM » |
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I cant believe it! I was going to get up and fly the plane...
But I was still stuck to my fucking seat
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« Reply #348 on: September 09, 2010, 08:51:30 PM » |
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I got text this today if it's too rude mods take it down
I thought it was very good
you have to sing it out loud
A new advert for Manchester City...
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Webuyanyc***.com!!!!!
Enter your squad number now at webuyanyc***.com!
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« Reply #349 on: September 09, 2010, 09:19:29 PM » |
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Rather than delete it I've just edited it as it is quite funny.
And to think you normally write chit as the other word is too rude...
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« Reply #350 on: September 10, 2010, 03:08:38 PM » |
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I know this guy who hangs round on the corners of maps. Absolute legend.
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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« Reply #351 on: September 10, 2010, 04:09:23 PM » |
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I know this guy who hangs round on the corners of maps. Absolute legend.
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #352 on: September 10, 2010, 04:18:33 PM » |
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I know this guy who hangs round on the corners of maps. Absolute legend.
dear oh dear. where do you find these 'jokes' boldie? He makes them up obv |
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« Reply #353 on: September 10, 2010, 05:06:46 PM » |
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I know this guy who hangs round on the corners of maps. Absolute legend.
dear oh dear. where do you find these 'jokes' boldie? Most of them appear on sickipedia at some stage or other. IMO you would hate the site as it pretty much is no holds barred so i would advise you don't visit. Some is funny and some you have to ignore as it's really sick but it's not for the easily offended (or those with high morals). Sandy |
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« Reply #354 on: September 10, 2010, 05:28:16 PM » |
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I know this guy who hangs round on the corners of maps. Absolute legend.
dear oh dear. where do you find these 'jokes' boldie? Most of them appear on sickipedia at some stage or other. IMO you would hate the site as it pretty much is no holds barred so i would advise you don't visit. Some is funny and some you have to ignore as it's really sick but it's not for the easily offended (or those with high morals). Sandy [ ] I've never seen the site [ ] I hate it [ ] I am easily offended [X] everything in it's place I'm not commenting on my morals. quite amusing the conclusions people jump to about the character of someone they don't know  Quite pleasing to know I can pull the chaste thing off though |
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #355 on: September 10, 2010, 06:27:42 PM » |
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I know this guy who hangs round on the corners of maps. Absolute legend.
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« Reply #356 on: September 10, 2010, 06:30:10 PM » |
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I know this guy who hangs round on the corners of maps. Absolute legend.
dear oh dear. where do you find these 'jokes' boldie? Most of them appear on sickipedia at some stage or other. IMO you would hate the site as it pretty much is no holds barred so i would advise you don't visit. Some is funny and some you have to ignore as it's really sick but it's not for the easily offended (or those with high morals). Sandy [ ] I've never seen the site [ ] I hate it [ ] I am easily offended [X] everything in it's place I'm not commenting on my morals. quite amusing the conclusions people jump to about the character of someone they don't know Quite pleasing to know I can pull the chaste thing off though Said the actress to her friend |
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« Reply #357 on: September 11, 2010, 04:31:38 AM » |
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I know this guy who hangs round on the corners of maps. Absolute legend.
dear oh dear. where do you find these 'jokes' boldie? Most of them appear on sickipedia at some stage or other. IMO you would hate the site as it pretty much is no holds barred so i would advise you don't visit. Some is funny and some you have to ignore as it's really sick but it's not for the easily offended (or those with high morals). Sandy your read is a bit off, most of the time Claw is pure filth |
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For super fun to exist, well defined parameters must exist for the super fun to exist within.
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« Reply #358 on: September 11, 2010, 07:31:03 AM » |
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I've been saving up for a sex change and, I've almost got enough money to swap my right hand for a prostitute.
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« Reply #359 on: September 11, 2010, 08:34:35 AM » |
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I know this guy who hangs round on the corners of maps. Absolute legend.
dear oh dear. where do you find these 'jokes' boldie? Most of them appear on sickipedia at some stage or other. Sandy Yep, I love sickipedia..shame I can't post some of the funnier stuff on here  |
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