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« Reply #360 on: September 11, 2010, 10:15:17 AM » |
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I know this guy who hangs round on the corners of maps. Absolute legend.
-1 The guy is a total tosser At least you know where you are with him though  lol A+ |
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« Reply #361 on: September 13, 2010, 03:21:34 PM » |
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I'll never forget the last words my Grandad said before he kicked the bucket
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He said....... Grandson, how far do you think i can kick that bucket ?
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The secret to a happy life - "Never pass up a chance to have sex or appear on television." - Gore Vidal
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« Reply #362 on: September 13, 2010, 04:35:16 PM » |
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Time to lock this thread now! Some of these jokes are poor now!!
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #363 on: September 13, 2010, 05:41:01 PM » |
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I'll never forget the last words my Grandad said before he kicked the bucket
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He said....... Grandson, how far do you think i can kick that bucket ?
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« Reply #364 on: September 13, 2010, 07:28:54 PM » |
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Time to lock this thread now! Some of these jokes are poor now!!
Now now... |
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #365 on: September 16, 2010, 08:40:22 AM » |
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After the 1st hour in prison George Michael had a chocolate bar shoved up his arse.
Prison officers said it was just a careless wispa!
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #366 on: September 16, 2010, 11:26:11 AM » |
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After the 1st hour in prison George Michael had a chocolate bar shoved up his arse.
Prison officers said it was just a careless wispa!
Wasn't it a Wham Bar? |
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« Reply #367 on: September 16, 2010, 12:56:02 PM » |
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My mate told me that I just don't understand irony.
Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.
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« Reply #368 on: September 16, 2010, 01:03:54 PM » |
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My mate told me that I just don't understand irony.
Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.
finally the german posts a goodun. the old adage 'if at first you don't succeed...' proved correct |
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« Reply #369 on: September 16, 2010, 01:12:08 PM » |
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My mate told me that I just don't understand irony.
Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.
finally the german posts a goodun. the old adage 'if at first you don't succeed...' proved correct Maybe not the best adage to use when talking to a German though. |
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« Reply #370 on: September 16, 2010, 01:14:54 PM » |
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lol, 2 in a row
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« Reply #371 on: September 16, 2010, 02:35:26 PM » |
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fantastic - boldie's found his form. more please!
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #372 on: September 16, 2010, 02:57:44 PM » |
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fantastic - boldie's found his form. more please!
Ghostwriter imo  Can't be Bolide himself, he's currently in Bellahouston park waving a flag. The Popemobile: Because nothing says "I have faith in God" like 4 inches of bulletproof glass... |
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« Reply #373 on: September 16, 2010, 03:09:00 PM » |
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The Popemobile: Because nothing says "I have faith in God" like 4 inches of bulletproof glass...
but this could come down to the same thing as that joke snoopy posted (probs on the pakistan floods thread). pope trusts in god and goes out on a pushbike, gets shot, goes to heaven, whinges to god about how he put his faith in him, gets told `what the fuck more did you want me to do? I gave you a car with 4 inches of bulletproof glass ffs` |
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« Reply #374 on: September 20, 2010, 02:18:25 PM » |
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So I phoned up the spiritual leader of tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck,
turns out I phoned dial a lama.
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