2009 Blonde Awards

[Longy]

Shamelessly copy and pasted from last year.

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR


2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR


3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR


4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR


5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR


6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR


7.....MOD OF THE YEAR


8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR


9.....GRIMMER OF THE YEAR


10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD


11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR


12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR


13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR


14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE


15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR


16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR



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[paulhouk03]

Shamelessly copy and pasted from last year.

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR
GreekStien

2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR
chooos



3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR
the one where that dude was stuck in a box for 24 hours


4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR


5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR


6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR
Back of my mates takeaway


7.....MOD OF THE YEAR


8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR


9.....GRIMMER OF THE YEAR
cos Stills owes me from stakage


10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD


11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR
g2l


12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR
vipper


13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR
stuhopkins


14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE
anyone with ed hardy jackets on


15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR
frankie


16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR




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How do you get blonde t shirts?

[MC]

How do you get blonde t shirts?

Ask Bolt

[Rookie (Rodney)]

Shamelessly copy and pasted from last year.

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR

BH


2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR

Shrewdies on Tour

3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR

The one I did

4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR

TK's diary

5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR

Flushy

6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR

Venetian

7.....MOD OF THE YEAR

Jane

8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR

TK

9.....GRIMMER OF THE YEAR

Blatch

10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD

Nobody should be that unlucky

11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR

TK

12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR

The dude that put the porn on over night

13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR

Dave leknave Jones

14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE

AndrewT

15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

Me or Dave leknave Jones (live pro's)

16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

Dempsey (Scoooooooop)


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[GreekStein]

Shamelessly copy and pasted from last year.

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR
Brent.

2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR
Paul Ho's shoes.

3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR
Any with Sophia pics.

GUKPT Manch.

4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR
too many...

5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR

Well, in my opinion I think we would have to consider various aspects of the question. As it is not a clear cut matter, I think we would have to agree that any poster eligible for such an award should have to meet several criteria to win. I believe that the poster must provide invaluable insight into hands in both tournaments and cash games, categorised in the form of online and live play. They must show a great degree of independent thinking and justification for their reasons. In addition, their posts must be well laid out and explained. I would therefore like to nominate a man who is the epitome of all the above. I'll vote for [      ] Mantis.

6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR
DTD obv

7.....MOD OF THE YEAR
Richard Tightend Prew. I love this cheeky little monkey. Does a thankless job well.

8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR
Salfi

9.....GRIMMER OF THE YEAR
for me....Jim_D

10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD
Rookie9's effort for Reece was pretty awesome.

11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR
George2Loose

12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR


13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR
Stu Hopkin

14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE
I'm sorry but my hero Dubai was wearing ugg boots this weekend.

15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR
The Oracle 
JP Kelly

16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR
Pab/Moomin


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[NoflopsHomer]

Shamelessly copy and pasted from last year.

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR
AndrewT

2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR
Manchester GUKPT

3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR
Manchester GUKPT - Never seen anything like it, Moorman's Dad wins the tournament and will only talk about how proud he is of Chris.

4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR
iPoker's BS

5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR
Dubai

6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR
Venetian

7.....MOD OF THE YEAR
Kin

8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR


9.....GRIMMER OF THE YEAR
Kellster FTW

10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD
Bolt

11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR
George2Loose

12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR
Kev

13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR
James Sudworth

14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE
Sudworth and his silly hair.

15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR
Moorman12

16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR
Gregior

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[810ofclubs]

Shamelessly copy and pasted from last year.

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR
Greek

2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR
MC's well

3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR
Tighty and Kev at DTD

4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR


5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR
Dubai lol

6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR
DTD

7.....MOD OF THE YEAR
Kin

8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR


9.....GRIMMER OF THE YEAR
Kellster

10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD
Flushy due to photography work

11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR
George2loose

12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR


13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR
Stu Hopkin

14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE
Tikay

15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR
Me

16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR
Brummie Boy for 2nd in Million


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[DaveShoelace]

Shamelessly copy and pasted from last year.

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR

Greekstein


2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR

Blatchs staking thread


3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR

Moormans dad wins gukpt Manchester


4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR

Either blonde get done up the arse by iPoker, or blonde get done up the arse by Poker Trillion


5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR

Lucky Lloyd


6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR

Napoleons in Sheffield, just kidding, DTD innit


7.....MOD OF THE YEAR

Tighty


8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR

Greekstein


9.....GRIMMER OF THE YEAR

Blatch if he grims us


10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD

Greekstein


11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR

1st.George
2nd. George
3rd. George
etc


12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR

Simon Trumper and Eddie Hearn, good spam tho

Probably should have been me telling you about all the exclusive freerolls we have at uk.pokernews.com, but I never did that.


13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR

Amatay


14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE

Any one who wears those bloody ugly multi coloured hoodies, especially Floppy

15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

Jaffacake


16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

Pab


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[DaveShoelace]

Incidently if there is a single 'post of the year' award then this one gets mine from Red Dog:

Hi Sushi in Camden is excellent for food.

Sushi is not food, it's pretentious overpriced pap that would benefit enormously from a coating of breadcrumbs, a quick dip in a deep fat fryer, and an 80% reduction in price

Barry mentioned Camden....anywhere there for food isn't going to be the cheapest but Hi is actually very reasonable.

Where have you had Sushi before Tom for you to have such a low opinion of it?

[  ] Tom's had proper sushi

If by "Proper" you mean it smells, tastes, looks and costs about the same as a high class whore's moneybox, then yes, I've had proper sushi. 

[George2Loose]

Weeeeeeeeeee. Locked up for a blonde award!!!!

[George2Loose]

Shamelessly copy and pasted from last year.

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR
StuHopkin

2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR
The Gratuitous 'Fittest Girl On TV' Thread

3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR
Monte carlo 1k

4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR
ZOMG MBJ

5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR
James Keys

6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR
DTD

7.....MOD OF THE YEAR
Kinboshi

8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR
Greekstein obv

9.....GRIMMER OF THE YEAR
Le Knave

10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD
Blatch

11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR
Colch Kev

12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR
Greeky again baby

13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR
Dubai

14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE
Dubai for them ug boots

15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR
Toby Lewis

16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR
Flushy for shipping mad ones in SCOOP


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[GreekStein]

Shamelessly copy and pasted from last year.

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR
StuHopkin

2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR
The Gratuitous 'Fittest Girl On TV' Thread

3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR
Monte carlo 1k

4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR
ZOMG MBJ

5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR
James Keys

6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR
DTD

7.....MOD OF THE YEAR
Kinboshi

8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR
Greekstein obv

9.....GRIMMER OF THE YEAR
Le Knave

10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD
Blatch

11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR
Colch Kev

12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR
Greeky again baby

13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR
Dubai

14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE
Dubai for them ug boots

15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR
Toby Lewis

16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR
Flushy for shipping mad ones in SCOOP


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great call for best thread but wtf do I spam? Grease.

[George2Loose]

Shamelessly copy and pasted from last year.

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR
StuHopkin

2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR
The Gratuitous 'Fittest Girl On TV' Thread

3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR
Monte carlo 1k

4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR
ZOMG MBJ

5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR
James Keys

6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR
DTD

7.....MOD OF THE YEAR
Kinboshi

8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR
Greekstein obv

9.....GRIMMER OF THE YEAR
Le Knave

10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD
Blatch

11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR
Colch Kev

12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR
Greeky again baby

13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR
Dubai

14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE
Dubai for them ug boots

15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR
Toby Lewis

16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR
Flushy for shipping mad ones in SCOOP


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great call for best thread but wtf do I spam? Grease.

Dude you're 2009's Kinboshi

[Colchester Kev]

LOL at voting me as whinger !!

[George2Loose]

lol stop hating on me!

Kev you only earnt the award due to your posts on the whinge thread!