2009 Blonde Awards

[Royal Flush]

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR

Sigh probably Greeky

2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR

Shrewdies and it ain't even close

3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR

GUKPT Manchester when Moorman Snr won mad ones

4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR

Trigg's staking posts

5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR

Dubai, clear concise and bangon.

6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR

Rendezvous Brighton, 6 more great festivals and they managed not to bar me in any of them!

7.....MOD OF THE YEAR

Tighty

8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR

Mantis, sorry bud!

9.....GRIMMER OF THE YEAR

Trigg

10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD

PaulHo

11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR

Tikay, Kev a close 2nd

12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR

Tikay - again not even close!

13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR

Tom Middleton

14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE

Trigg

15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

JP can't see how anyone else competes

16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

Me (3 SCOOP finals, 1 WCOOP and 1 FTOPS, burn anyone who asks me for the time or to see my watch)

[action man]

why am i grimmer of the year who have i grimmed?

and worst dressed? behave plz

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR

the Camel

2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR

Shrewdies and it ain't even close

3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR

GUKPT Manchester when Moorman Snr won mad ones

4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR
marcus bebb

5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR

flushy.

6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR

vegas = venetian uk= dtd/rendevouz brighton

7.....MOD OF THE YEAR

Kev

8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR


any jock on old firm day.

9.....GRIMMER OF THE YEAR

Kellster Ldo

10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD

barry neville

11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR

Kev

12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR

Tikay - again not even close!

13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR

Mondatoo

14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE

flushy. He should dress well, but doesnt and owns a horrid harry potter esque blazer.

15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

JP

16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

Pab and its not that close.

[Longy]

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR
Tank

2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR

The Shewdies on tour 2009


3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR

Tighty's recent DTD monte carlo update

4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR

Loads to choose from this year, I will go with the ipoker debacle.

5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR

Alex Martin, mainly due to his brilliant poker lingo that only about 20% of the forum understands.

6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR

DTD


7.....MOD OF THE YEAR

Tighty


8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR

Kellster


9.....GRIMMER OF THE YEAR

Kellster took grimming to a new level.


10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD

Bolt obv


11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR

George2loose

12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR

Tikay sponsored by Jack Links beef jerky.

13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR

Phatomch's alcohol/cocaine nights out posts were a highlight.

14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE

Not sure really, though Dubai's ugg boots do sound pretty special


15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

JP Kelly


16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

Pab

[The Baron]

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR

The Camel.

2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR

Blatch's betfair trading.


3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR

Moorman's dad etc.

4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR

The ipoker joke.

5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR

Longy.

6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR

DTD


7.....MOD OF THE YEAR

Tighty


8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR

Kellster


9.....GRIMMER OF THE YEAR

Kellster

10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD

Bolt obv


11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR

George2loose

12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR

Tikay

13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR

Phatomch's alcohol/cocaine nights out posts were a highlight

14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE

This ----> Not sure really, though Dubai's ugg boots do sound pretty special


15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

JP Kelly - not even close


16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

Pab - not even close

[Eck]

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR

Horneris..comedy genius

2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR


Shrewdies on Tour

3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR

Monte Carlo @ DTD

4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR

*** Stabbings

5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR

Dubai brilliant when not taking the p***

6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR

DTD


7.....MOD OF THE YEAR

Tighty


8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR

Kellster


9.....GRIMMER OF THE YEAR

Kellster

10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD

Anyone but Bolt.


11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR

George2loose

12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR

Tikay

13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR

Phatomch put's me to shame

14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE


BAM (spite call)

15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

JP Kelly


16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

Pab

[outragous76]

Shamelessly copy and pasted from last year.

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR

Greekstein


2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR

Shrewdies on tour

3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR

GOnna go with Moormans Dad @ manchester - but i was there so dont really know


4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR


2 of phatomachs nights out threads


5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR

Mantis

6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR

DTD


7.....MOD OF THE YEAR

? - tightend?


8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR




9.....GRIMMER OF THE YEAR


10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD




11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR

Kev 


12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR

Rookie


13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR

Phatomach


14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE

flushy


15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

JP Kelly


16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

Pab


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[ChipRich]

Shamelessly copy and pasted from last year.

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR
Greekstein


2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR
Shrewdies


3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR
When Moormans Dad scooooped.


4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR
Triggs staking requests / when kev tried grimmin Paul mfkin Ho and his shoes.


5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR
Dubai, Demps or Middy (when he posts)


6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR
Venetian


7.....MOD OF THE YEAR
Tighty


8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR
$muszlesz$


9.....GRIMMER OF THE YEAR
Paul Ho


10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD
Phatomch


11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR
George2loose


12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR
comedy guy who does the porn at 2-5am

13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR
phatomch


14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE
tommyc


15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR
moomins dad.


16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR
Pab.

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[Claw75]

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR

AndrewT/Gatso/Chompy

2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR

G Casino Luton blondeite league


3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR
The one I did with Kev, obv


4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR

Londonderry RSQ Farce


5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR

Mantis

6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR

DTD

7.....MOD OF THE YEAR

Blonde Moderating Team

8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR

too many to choose from

9.....GRIMMER OF THE YEAR

Probs Kellster

10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD

Bolt

11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR

Kev

12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR

Tikay

13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR

Phatomch (for bad drunk) Laxie (for good drunk)

14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE

Celtic

15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

Alex Martin for owning the Luton league

16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

Flushy

[Cf]

Shamelessly copy and pasted from last year.

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR

Greekstein

2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR

Jimmy Choos

3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR

DTD Monte Carlo

4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR

Any any all RSQs

5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR

Me

6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR

DTD

7.....MOD OF THE YEAR

Kev

8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR

Mantis

9.....GRIMMER OF THE YEAR

Blatch

10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD

[ ] Bolt

11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR

G2L

12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR

Greekstein

13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR

Phantomch

14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE

Me

15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

Me

16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

[ ] Me

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[Girgy85]

Shamelessly copy and pasted from last year.

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR

Greekstein

2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR

Jimmy Choos

3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR

DTD Monte Carlo

4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR

Any any all RSQs

5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR

Me

6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR

DTD

7.....MOD OF THE YEAR

Kev

8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR

Mantis

9.....GRIMMER OF THE YEAR

Blatch

10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD

[ ] Bolt

11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR

G2L

12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR

Greekstein

13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR

Phantomch

14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE

Me

15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

Me

16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

[ ] Me

17....BEST HAIR

Girgy

18....WORST HAIR

[X] Me

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FYP

[TightEnd]

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR

AndrewT/Gatso/GreekStein/Chompy is my short-list

2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR

Luton blondeite League is a classic. blonde spirit at its best

3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR

Modestly forbids. Oh heck it does. DTD Monte Carlo was my best ever on any site. Manchester GUKPT a great "story" update too

4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR

ZOMG Marcus Bebb Jones.

5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR

Mantis. For all the %^&* he takes, he always comes back for more with a level head and a viewpoint he defends in good spirit

6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR

DTD.

7.....MOD OF THE YEAR

Any of them

8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR

Because I still do not know how many of his views are his, and how many are him taking the piss, Scottish Dave. In September, this answer was Bainn.

9 GRIMMER OF THE YEAR

Everyone says Kellett, let's say Fergus.

10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD

PaulHo

11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR

Has to be George2Loose

12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR

There's a pornographer on deleted posts who tried five different accounts to get one particular picture up.

13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR

Laxie.

14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE

Flushy.

15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

JP

16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

Anyone with a six figure make up and growing, for getting that far. Pab, Flushy, Brummieboy.

[The Camel]

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR: Dubai


2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR: Paul's shoes thread


3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR: Moorman2


4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR: ZOMG MBJ by a country mile


5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR: I rarely go there, so can't comment. Totalise is pretty good tho.


6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR: Holland Casino, Amsterdam. (Got a record number of comps this year, wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii)


7.....MOD OF THE YEAR: Mr Prew.


8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR: Salfi


9.....GRIMMER OF THE YEAR: If Blatch grims all the stakers it will grim of the millenium, let alone the year


10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD: Paul Ho def.


11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR: Tikay


12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR: Boldie


13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR: Shrewdies in a 6 way tie


14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE: Tighty (does he own a single tshirt which fits?).


15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR: JP/Dryem/Moorman2


16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Hurts me to type this but Flushy must win this..


Happy Christmas everyone.

[The Camel]

I'm not an expert searcher I grant you, but I can't find the Kellster's grimming thread.

Can someone point me in the right direction?

[gatso]

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR- tank, there've been a few times this year when he's really been on form


2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR- fido's well looks like a late winner


3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR- moomin2


4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR- zomg mbj


5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR- dubai though I wish he'd get to the point a bit quicker


6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR- dtd


7.....MOD OF THE YEAR- anyone but kin


8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR- salfi when he was here


9.....GRIMMER OF THE YEAR- I so want this to be blatch


10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD- paul ho


11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR- gonna have to split this one. 1st half of the year is the pre vegas shrewdies, the number of bad beats posted on their thread before they went away was unreal. 2nd half of the year the award goes to rupinder bedi and a special lifetime achievement award to tikay


12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR- porn bloke, please stop banning him


13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR- phatomch


14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE- I'm reliably informed that dubai is deserving of another award after last weekend


15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR- it can only be JP. if you've picked anyone else you really need to look at what he's done this year


16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR-meh, demps for having a $1m downswing and still making people think he's good

[Girgy85]

Shamelessly copy and pasted from last year.

1.....POSTER OF THE YEAR.... Spacefrog


2.....THREAD OF THE YEAR.... Fidos Well


3.....LIVE UPDATE OF THE YEAR.... Monte Carlo


4.....MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD OF THE YEAR.... Alea scamming thread by Salfi


5.....POKER HAND ANALYSIS POSTER OF THE YEAR.... BulldozerD


6.....LIVE VENUE OF THE YEAR.... ***


7.....MOD OF THE YEAR.... Kev


8.....MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR.... Salf and Scottish Davei


9.....GRIMMER OF THE YEAR.... Kellster


10....MOST DESERVING OF A BLONDE T-SHIRT AWARD.... [  ] Bolt


11....WHINGER OF THE YEAR.... G2L


12....SPAMMER OF THE YEAR.... Porn Guy


13....DRUNK OF THE YEAR.... Phatomch


14....WORST DRESSED BLONDITE.... Cf


15....BLONDE LIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR.... JP


16....BLONDE ONLINE PLAYER OF THE YEAR.... ChipRich



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