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Title: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 06:13:53 PM I'm bored. If anyone wants to try a skinflint version I'll attempt to answer any questions put here over the next hour (or until I find something more interesting to do) for the grand cost of nada.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Ironside on March 31, 2008, 06:16:41 PM what was the name of the german hospital i got my back operated on
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 06:24:20 PM How big is Matt's pizza?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: bhoywonder on March 31, 2008, 06:24:29 PM what is the fastest land animal?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 06:24:43 PM what was the name of the german hospital i got my back operated on Universitätskrankenhaus von karaoke und von reizenden Damen Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 06:25:01 PM Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 06:26:33 PM what is the fastest land animal? Tightend - he passes QQ pre-flop at 200 mph Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TightEnd on March 31, 2008, 06:28:00 PM where am I at this precise moment?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: bhoywonder on March 31, 2008, 06:28:55 PM what is the fastest land animal? Tightend - he passes QQ pre-flop at 200 mph surpisingly correct Title: Re: AQA II Post by: gatso on March 31, 2008, 06:29:12 PM who is asking this question?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 06:29:23 PM where am I at this precise moment? sitting in front of your computer Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 06:29:38 PM Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TightEnd on March 31, 2008, 06:31:18 PM where am I at this precise moment? sitting in front of your computer wrong you're fired Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 06:31:41 PM where am I at this precise moment? sitting in front of your computer wrong you're fired That was a joke. You are at Equal Chance in Walthamstow. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: gatso on March 31, 2008, 06:32:37 PM lol, spooky. is it true that Ironside only calls me Ed because he can't spell Dan? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 06:32:55 PM lol, spooky. is it true that Ironside only calls me Ed because he can't spell Dan? proberly Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TightEnd on March 31, 2008, 06:34:26 PM where am I at this precise moment? sitting in front of your computer wrong you're fired That was a joke. You are at Equal Chance in Walthamstow. excellent you are re-instated I need a secretary actually. you seem to fit the bill. Yeah? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 06:35:05 PM lol, spooky. is it true that Ironside only calls me Ed because he can't spell Dan? proberly olo Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 06:35:28 PM Is booder going to ask if this is a freeroll?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 06:35:33 PM where am I at this precise moment? sitting in front of your computer wrong you're fired That was a joke. You are at Equal Chance in Walthamstow. excellent you are re-instated I need a secretary actually. you seem to fit the bill. Yeah? lol - seriously I'd jump at an offer like that at the moment if the money was right! Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TightEnd on March 31, 2008, 06:36:30 PM It isn't!
Skinflints FTW Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 06:37:06 PM Is booder going to ask if this is a freeroll? This is a question answering service. I suggest you try calling one of those psychic birds on channel 886. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: celtic on March 31, 2008, 06:37:32 PM is equal chance legal?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 06:38:06 PM Is booder going to ask if this is a freeroll? This is a question answering service. I suggest you try calling one of those psychic birds on channel 886. What's their number? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TightEnd on March 31, 2008, 06:38:45 PM Who is the winning-most driver ever in NASCAR racing?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 06:39:24 PM Is booder going to ask if this is a freeroll? This is a question answering service. I suggest you try calling one of those psychic birds on channel 886. What's their number? 0906 125 1200 Title: Re: AQA II Post by: celtic on March 31, 2008, 06:39:34 PM how long will the plasmas at luton work before they go tits up?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 06:40:16 PM Is booder going to ask if this is a freeroll? This is a question answering service. I suggest you try calling one of those psychic birds on channel 886. What's their number? 0906 125 1200 ;spam; Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 06:41:08 PM is equal chance legal? Its a fair point, I accept. I have written to EC asking them to comment on this thread so we all know the facts. Whether they do or not, up to them As to blonde having a relationship with EC, well we are happy to run a child board/forum for them and (in principle though they aren't set up yet) to run cardroom sats for EC events. I agree it would be good for OUR customers to know the facts about legality before they decide to play these tikay has also talked about his views on "unlicenced" clubs in his EC threads now contained on the board. my own belief is that the issue centres around the following points from legislation a) "In a members club which holds a club gaming permit, there are no limits on the stakes and prizes provided that the club meets the requirements set out in the Act". (and EC does host a variety of non poker activities) but b) "Advice to licensing authorities on club gaming permits and club machine permits: Gambling Act 2005 December 2007 1.4 Before granting a club gaming permit which, for example, will permit the playing of poker for unlimited stakes and prizes, licensing authorities must satisfy themselves that the club is not wholly or mainly devoted to poker. Even if a club offers other sports and activities, if the majority of the club’s activities are gaming (poker) judged for example by income, time spent on activities or some combination, then the club’s purpose will not be ‘wholly or mainly' for purposes other than gaming. Those clubs who hold club gaming permits and conduct themselves in such a way that gaming (poker) is the main activity are in breach of the Act and may render themselves liable to prosecution." a) and b) there represent the nub of it from my research. If a club gaming permit has been granted to ANY club, then the licensing authorities were satisfied the club would conduct themselves in accordance to the above conditions. That makes them perfectly legal, in opening their doors. We go , we play poker,snooker, tiddlywinks ....everyone is happy. IF it subsequence comes to light an establishment might not be conforming to the conditions of the licence ,then surely its up to licensing authorities to investigate, interview,and ask for income breakdown etc. There is no need for a "raid", ...everyone accepts Poker goes on legally AT THE MOMENT.....surely its only illlegal if the licence is revoked. A member of the Public should be told about (a) above, and be satisfied all is in order. If there is a problem with (b) above, thats up to the authorities to revoke the licence and inform the club and public. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: celtic on March 31, 2008, 06:41:16 PM how long will my effing dinner be?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 06:42:47 PM Who is the winning-most driver ever in NASCAR racing? that's a rather petty question, Richard Title: Re: AQA II Post by: celtic on March 31, 2008, 06:43:05 PM is it worth me playing live poker tonight? if so where?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 06:43:24 PM how long will the plasmas at luton work before they go tits up? 0906 125 1200 Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 06:43:53 PM is it worth me playing live poker tonight? if so where? Yes. Go to Equal Chance. There is added value waiting there already. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: gatso on March 31, 2008, 06:46:28 PM on st. patricks day I saw a double rainbow but couldn't be bothered to get out of the car 'cos it was raining. if I'd bothered would it have been easier or harder to get the pot of gold from the leprachauns assuming they were more drunk than usual due to the day's celebrations?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 06:47:26 PM Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 06:48:05 PM on st. patricks day I saw a double rainbow but couldn't be bothered to get out of the car 'cos it was raining. if I'd bothered would it have been easier or harder to get the pot of gold from the leprachauns assuming they were more drunk than usual due to the day's celebrations? Claw said it would be impossible for you, because as you drove towards the end of the rainbow your car would burst into flames. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 06:48:49 PM on st. patricks day I saw a double rainbow but couldn't be bothered to get out of the car 'cos it was raining. if I'd bothered would it have been easier or harder to get the pot of gold from the leprachauns assuming they were more drunk than usual due to the day's celebrations? Getting hold of the pot would have been easier due to the leprechauns' inibreated state, but hardly worth the trouble as the contents of the pot had been spent down the offy. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 06:50:17 PM :) Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 06:51:25 PM Kinboshi hereafter instated as my lovely assisstant.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TightEnd on March 31, 2008, 06:52:35 PM Kinboshi hereafter instated as my lovely assisstant. Next question Define the term "lovely" in this context? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 06:53:03 PM Kinboshi hereafter instated as my lovely assi :)up Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TightEnd on March 31, 2008, 06:54:10 PM Who is the winning-most driver ever in NASCAR racing? that's a rather petty question, Richard why? genuine question. I was only wondering this a few hours ago. send your lovely assistant to look Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 06:54:16 PM Kinboshi hereafter instated as my lovely assisstant. Next question Define the term "lovely" in this context? lovely = intelligent and good looking (you can pay me later kin). Despite the slightly dodgy spelling of the word assistant above, I can confirm that Ironside is not on staff. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: ariston on March 31, 2008, 06:54:25 PM while you are wasting time here who is cooking the dinner and has the ironing been done? ;)
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: gatso on March 31, 2008, 06:54:55 PM on st. patricks day I saw a double rainbow but couldn't be bothered to get out of the car 'cos it was raining. if I'd bothered would it have been easier or harder to get the pot of gold from the leprachauns assuming they were more drunk than usual due to the day's celebrations? Getting hold of the pot would have been easier due to the leprechauns' inibreated state, but hardly worth the trouble as the contents of the pot had been spent down the offy. blimey, glad I didn't bother then. you've been most helpful, I'm off for dinner now, hope it's as long as everyone elses Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 06:55:07 PM Who is the winning-most driver ever in NASCAR racing? that's a rather petty question, Richard why? genuine question. I was only wondering this a few hours ago. send your lovely assistant to look I presumed you knew and were testing me. The answer is, I believe, Richard Petty Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 06:55:36 PM while you are wasting time here who is cooking the dinner and has the ironing been done? ;) I live alone so me (later) and No :) Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 06:55:40 PM while you are wasting time here who is cooking the dinner and has the ironing been done? ;) I'm cooking and I gave up on the ironing earlier. But thanks for your concern. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TightEnd on March 31, 2008, 06:55:55 PM Richard Petty?
thank you, that is one of life's burning mysteries resolved Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 06:56:22 PM on st. patricks day I saw a double rainbow but couldn't be bothered to get out of the car 'cos it was raining. if I'd bothered would it have been easier or harder to get the pot of gold from the leprachauns assuming they were more drunk than usual due to the day's celebrations? Getting hold of the pot would have been easier due to the leprechauns' inibreated state, but hardly worth the trouble as the contents of the pot had been spent down the offy. blimey, glad I didn't bother then. you've been most helpful, I'm off for dinner now, hope it's as long as everyone elses Mine came up short, unfortunately. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 06:57:15 PM Richard Petty? thank you, that is one of life's burning mysteries resolved (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/32/Petty%2C_Kyle_%28Whitehouse%29.jpg/200px-Petty%2C_Kyle_%28Whitehouse%29.jpg) Here is 'The King' alongside 'The Idiot'. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 06:57:27 PM on st. patricks day I saw a double rainbow but couldn't be bothered to get out of the car 'cos it was raining. if I'd bothered would it have been easier or harder to get the pot of gold from the leprachauns assuming they were more drunk than usual due to the day's celebrations? Getting hold of the pot would have been easier due to the leprechauns' inibreated state, but hardly worth the trouble as the contents of the pot had been spent down the offy. blimey, glad I didn't bother then. you've been most helpful, I'm off for dinner now, hope it's as long as everyone elses Mine came up short, unfortunately. anything more than a mouthful is a waste Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TightEnd on March 31, 2008, 06:57:58 PM Name any lady who has ever been in the Sugababes, and then your favourite line up were you ever to be shipwrecked on an abandoned island with 3 of them. and a microphone. and electricity.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 06:59:58 PM Name any lady who has ever been in the Sugababes, and then your favourite line up were you ever to be shipwrecked on an abandoned island with 3 of them. and a microphone. and electricity. I would choose the line up before the present one, consisting of Heidi Range, Keisha Buchanan and Mutya Buena. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on March 31, 2008, 07:00:20 PM How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 07:01:17 PM How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25? as many times as you like, but the answer will always be 20 Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 07:02:08 PM How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25? as many times as you like, but the answer will always be 20 ;tightend; Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 07:02:36 PM Name any lady who has ever been in the Sugababes, and then your favourite line up were you ever to be shipwrecked on an abandoned island with 3 of them. and a microphone. and electricity. I would choose the line up before the present one, consisting of Heidi Range, Keisha Buchanan and Mutya Buena. Personally, I'd choose all of them and adopt a Rafa-style rotation policy. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: celtic on March 31, 2008, 07:02:56 PM How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25? as many times as you like, but the answer will always be 20 ;tightend; brilliant Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TightEnd on March 31, 2008, 07:04:16 PM Name any lady who has ever been in the Sugababes, and then your favourite line up were you ever to be shipwrecked on an abandoned island with 3 of them. and a microphone. and electricity. I would choose the line up before the present one, consisting of Heidi Range, Keisha Buchanan and Mutya Buena. Personally, I'd choose all of them and adopt a Rafa-style rotation policy. you'd only win in Europe and you'd only produce your best performance using A Spanish Flyer up front? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 07:04:23 PM How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25? as many times as you like, but the answer will always be 20 ;tightend; I'm promoting you to picture editor ;slavedriver; Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on March 31, 2008, 07:07:16 PM Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why not?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 07:08:15 PM Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why not? the boat was a submarine Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TightEnd on March 31, 2008, 07:08:29 PM Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why not? its a Salt lake? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on March 31, 2008, 07:11:11 PM Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why not? the boat was a submarine NOPE Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why not? its a Salt lake? NOPE Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 07:12:08 PM Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why not? the boat was a submarine NOPE Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why not? its a Salt lake? NOPE disqualified for a being a stupid question. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 07:12:54 PM Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why not? They were all married. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on March 31, 2008, 07:14:51 PM Why is a duck's quack the only noise that doesn't echo?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Colchester Kev on March 31, 2008, 07:15:46 PM Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why not? They were all married. Was Harry on the boat ?? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 07:16:14 PM Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why not? They were all married. just found the answer too. Well done minion. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 07:18:11 PM Why is a duck's quack the only noise that doesn't echo? Scientists have solved one of the acoustic world's riddles. It is a myth, they will announce today, that a duck's quack has no echo. http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2003/sep/08/sciencenews.theguardianlifesupplement Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 07:18:56 PM I'm off to play mumu. Service to be resumed in 20 minutes.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: The_nun on March 31, 2008, 07:21:07 PM I saw that answer too Kin..still dont get it
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Ginger on March 31, 2008, 07:25:26 PM I saw that answer too Kin..still dont get it not a single man got wet... they were married men. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 07:26:36 PM I saw that answer too Kin..still dont get it Not a 'single' man got wet. Only the 'married' ones did. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Ginger on March 31, 2008, 07:27:32 PM I saw that answer too Kin..still dont get it Not a 'single' man got wet. Only the 'married' ones did. at least we know Kin can echo... Title: Re: AQA II Post by: henrik777 on March 31, 2008, 07:28:03 PM The upturned boat created a vacuum which kept them dry. (put a tissue in a glass turn the glass upside down and submerge in water to test this)
Sandy Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 07:29:02 PM I saw that answer too Kin..still dont get it Not a 'single' man got wet. Only the 'married' ones did. at least we know Kin can echo... at least we know I can echo... Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Horneris on March 31, 2008, 07:29:14 PM Do you actually have a claw?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 07:29:34 PM Do you actually have a claw? I don't. Do you have the horn? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Colchester Kev on March 31, 2008, 07:30:21 PM Do you actually have a claw? I don't. Do you have the horn? ;tightend; ;tightend; rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Horneris on March 31, 2008, 07:31:01 PM The question was for Claw imo.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 07:32:31 PM The question was for Claw imo. no I have minging bitten nails. I often have the horn though. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Moskvich on March 31, 2008, 07:36:40 PM Whenever I notice my breathing, it seems like I'm inhaling predominantly through one nostril. But both nostrils seem to take turns at being the dominant one. Do you like to take turns at being the dominant one?
Oh yeah, and the nostril thing - is it normal? And when do they switch over? I want to catch them at it. Thanks. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 07:37:57 PM Whenever I notice my breathing, it seems like I'm inhaling predominantly through one nostril. But both nostrils seem to take turns at being the dominant one. Do you like to take turns at being the dominant one? Oh yeah, and the nostril thing - is it normal? And when do they switch over? I want to catch them at it. Thanks. question one - no. the nostril thing I believe is normal, and they swap every 20 minutes or so. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on March 31, 2008, 07:41:28 PM Whenever I notice my breathing, it seems like I'm inhaling predominantly through one nostril. But both nostrils seem to take turns at being the dominant one. Do you like to take turns at being the dominant one? Oh yeah, and the nostril thing - is it normal? And when do they switch over? I want to catch them at it. Thanks. Like when you wake up in the morning with a cold, 1 nostril clogged up with all sorts of minging sh*t, and 1 crystal clear depending on which way your head has lying... Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 07:43:16 PM Whenever I notice my breathing, it seems like I'm inhaling predominantly through one nostril. But both nostrils seem to take turns at being the dominant one. Do you like to take turns at being the dominant one? Oh yeah, and the nostril thing - is it normal? And when do they switch over? I want to catch them at it. Thanks. question one - no. the nostril thing I believe is normal, and they swap every 20 minutes or so. not sure about inhalation actually, but this is definately true for exhalation. If you want to catch them at it, I'd suggest holding a small mirror under your nostrils for a time. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: booder on March 31, 2008, 07:45:26 PM IF 3=5 AND 9=2 What does 8 equal
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on March 31, 2008, 07:46:07 PM Will this be the quickest ever thread to 10 pages?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 07:46:56 PM Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 07:50:52 PM IF 3=5 AND 9=2 What does 8 equal using the formula I just made up 8=5 Is that right? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 07:51:25 PM Will this be the quickest ever thread to 10 pages? Could be. Everyone loves a freeroll. Shoulda put me in the well lol! Title: Re: AQA II Post by: booder on March 31, 2008, 07:51:39 PM IF 3=5 AND 9=2 What does 8 equal using the formula I just made up 8=5 Is that right? no Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TightEnd on March 31, 2008, 07:51:46 PM blonde Poker makes a major strategic announcement soon
what is it? (mods and staff please do not answer!) Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 07:52:04 PM Will this be the quickest ever thread to 10 pages? Is booder going to ask if this is a freeroll? This is a question answering service. I suggest you try calling one of those psychic birds on channel 886. What's their number? 0906 125 1200 Call them. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 07:52:25 PM blonde Poker makes a major strategic announcement soon what is it? (mods and staff please do not answer!) but Kin's on my staff too. I've delegated this one to him. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 07:52:39 PM blonde Poker makes a major strategic announcement soon what is it? (mods and staff please do not answer!) *** ***** **** ***** ****** *** ***** ******. Proberly. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on March 31, 2008, 07:53:01 PM blonde Poker makes a major strategic announcement soon what is it? (mods and staff please do not answer!) Cardroom shifting to Crypto? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Colchester Kev on March 31, 2008, 07:53:15 PM blonde Poker makes a major strategic announcement soon what is it? (mods and staff please do not answer!) ABSOLUTEly no idea :dontask: :dontask: Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 07:53:27 PM blonde Poker makes a major strategic announcement soon what is it? (mods and staff please do not answer!) *** ***** **** ***** ****** *** ***** ******. Proberly. no need for that language. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 07:53:57 PM blonde Poker makes a major strategic announcement soon what is it? (mods and staff please do not answer!) ABSOLUTEly no idea :dontask: :dontask: excellent. new sponsorship deal involving free vodka! Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TightEnd on March 31, 2008, 07:54:14 PM blonde Poker makes a major strategic announcement soon what is it? (mods and staff please do not answer!) ABSOLUTEly no idea :dontask: :dontask: Pay attention in class Shepherd All that mucking around with Fowler and Phillips on the back row only leads to trouble Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Colchester Kev on March 31, 2008, 07:55:15 PM blonde Poker makes a major strategic announcement soon what is it? (mods and staff please do not answer!) ABSOLUTEly no idea :dontask: :dontask: Pay attention in class Shepherd All that mucking around with Fowler and Phillips on the back row only leads to trouble Wow thats better than AQA, how did you know i dossed around with Fowler & Phillips ?? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 07:55:39 PM Will this be the quickest ever thread to 10 pages? GlasgowBandit has just bet against this being the case, if that helps. :dontask: Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TightEnd on March 31, 2008, 07:55:50 PM I was that teacher.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 07:57:06 PM got a very strange mental image of 'mod school' now. I bet Tighty wears a mortar board and cape and weilds his cane a lot.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 07:57:34 PM blonde Poker makes a major strategic announcement soon what is it? (mods and staff please do not answer!) ABSOLUTEly no idea :dontask: :dontask: Pay attention in class Shepherd All that mucking around with Fowler and Phillips on the back row only leads to trouble Wow thats better than AQA, how did you know i dossed around with Fowler & Phillips ?? (http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc43/kinboshi/fowler-phillips.png) Title: Re: AQA II Post by: The_nun on March 31, 2008, 07:58:13 PM I saw that answer too Kin..still dont get it Not a 'single' man got wet. Only the 'married' ones did. ;grr; ;angel; ;hide; ;shame; Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Moskvich on March 31, 2008, 08:00:50 PM Quote the nostril thing I believe is normal, and they swap every 20 minutes or so. Good answer. They've switched now, but I didn't catch 'em. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: gatso on March 31, 2008, 08:01:28 PM are you going to start charging for this service once you've got us addicted to the free version?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 08:03:31 PM are you going to start charging for this service once you've got us addicted to the free version? mwhahahaha Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on March 31, 2008, 08:05:38 PM Have you even been to a football game?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: GlasgowBandit on March 31, 2008, 08:06:22 PM What did I make for dinner?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 08:06:45 PM Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 08:07:02 PM Title: Re: AQA II Post by: neeko on March 31, 2008, 08:10:30 PM Where is BB7 being held?
and as no-one has posted it yet Tighty= ;topofclass; Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on March 31, 2008, 08:11:17 PM Eleborate, enlighten me with more details... Title: Re: AQA II Post by: cia260895 on March 31, 2008, 08:13:34 PM Who is the best person to ask for a lift to and from bb6 if the mrs doesnt let me use the car??
lives in greenford Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 08:15:29 PM Eleborate, enlighten me with more details... In my younger days I followed the mighty Dons and saw them a few times. Have also been to home games at Fulham, Crystal Palace and QPR. Also saw Malta vs Czech Republic in a world cup qualifier years ago. Also went to a women's FA cup game once - was Wimbledon ladies but can't remember who they were playing - possibly Croydon. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 08:15:57 PM Where is BB7 being held? In a casino - so ironside is wrong. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 08:17:01 PM Who is the best person to ask for a lift to and from bb6 if the mrs doesnt let me use the car?? In theory probably me as I only live down the road from you. In reality, not me as I'm probably getting the train up. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Colchester Kev on March 31, 2008, 08:17:50 PM We need 1 more runner for the Luton Springfest feeder ... will we get one ??
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on March 31, 2008, 08:18:19 PM Eleborate, enlighten me with more details... In my younger days I followed the mighty Dons and saw them a few times. Have also been to home games at Fulham, Crystal Palace and QPR. Also saw Malta vs Czech Republic in a world cup qualifier years ago. Also went to a women's FA cup game once - was Wimbledon ladies but can't remember who they were playing - possibly Croydon. Nice work... Title: Re: AQA II Post by: GlasgowBandit on March 31, 2008, 08:18:28 PM God your good. Ok so what did I eat for dinner? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 08:18:40 PM We need 1 more runner for the Luton Springfest feeder ... will we get one ?? hope so Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on March 31, 2008, 08:19:03 PM Is Terry Pratchet's Colour of Magic worth me watching on the SKY+ in a bit?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: cia260895 on March 31, 2008, 08:19:10 PM Who is the best person to ask for a lift to and from bb6 if the mrs doesnt let me use the car?? In theory probably me as I only live down the road from you. In reality, not me as I'm probably getting the train up. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 08:19:53 PM God your good. Ok so what did I eat for dinner? Don't know. But I had a bowl of museli followed by some bread and butter with dairylea strip cheese and beligian chocolate ice cream. Domestic goddess or what? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 08:20:52 PM Is Terry Pratchet's Colour of Magic worth me watching on the SKY+ in a bit? I haven't seen it but looks like a good cast, so if you're into that kind of thing, then I'd say it's worth a look. You can always switch it off it you get bored. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 08:23:08 PM Is Terry Pratchet's Colour of Magic worth me watching on the SKY+ in a bit? No. It's *****. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Colchester Kev on March 31, 2008, 08:24:44 PM SOMEONE SIGN UP FOR THE SAT AT 8.30 on blonde PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 08:25:53 PM SOMEONE SIGN UP FOR THE SAT AT 8.30 on blonde PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE yes Title: Re: AQA II Post by: The_nun on March 31, 2008, 08:26:13 PM i'M TRYING MY DARN HARDEST
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Graham C on March 31, 2008, 08:26:54 PM I could eat some pudding, should I have porridge or an ice cream?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 08:28:32 PM I could eat some pudding, should I have porridge or an ice cream? If you have time, porridge. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Graham C on March 31, 2008, 08:31:10 PM I have time, thanks
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: gatso on March 31, 2008, 08:31:53 PM is porridge a pudding? surely not
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 08:32:44 PM Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Graham C on March 31, 2008, 08:34:34 PM not atm.
what's wrong with porridge as a pudding? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Ginger on March 31, 2008, 08:35:04 PM is porridge a pudding? surely not I agree, porridge for brekkie only! Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 08:38:01 PM is porridge a pudding? surely not I agree, porridge for brekkie only! In many cultures, porridge is eaten as a breakfast dish, often with the addition of salt, sugar, milk or cream. As the traditional breakfast of Scotland (where it is also spelled porage) it is made with salt. Some manufacturers of breakfast cereal sell "ready-made" versions; aficionados question whether these can truly be called porridge. In parts of Asia, porridge is made for horses and donkeys. Porridge is one of the easiest ways to digest grains or legumes, and is used traditionally in many cultures to nurse the sick back to health. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 08:38:20 PM is porridge a pudding? surely not I agree, porridge for brekkie only! I would accept porridge as a starter (like my museli), but deffo ice cream for pudding Title: Re: AQA II Post by: gatso on March 31, 2008, 08:39:19 PM not atm. what's wrong with porridge as a pudding? ever seen it on the dessert menu at a restaurant? it's much like cornflakes in that respect Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 08:40:31 PM not atm. what's wrong with porridge as a pudding? ever seen it on the dessert menu at a restaurant? it's much like cornflakes in that respect cornflake cakes would be an acceptable dessert, but don't think I've ever seen them on a restaurant menu. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Colchester Kev on March 31, 2008, 08:41:06 PM As the traditional breakfast of Scotland (where it is also spelled porage)
Ironside obv spells it like that Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 08:41:21 PM Having reflected some more, I think you should have angel delight if you've got any in Graham.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 08:42:10 PM As the traditional breakfast of Scotland (where it is also spelled porage) Ironside obv spells it like that Proberly Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Graham C on March 31, 2008, 08:42:25 PM but it's too late for brekkie now.
Mine is a 'ready made' version, but it's by Quaker Oats so it's it's legit. It even has built in syrup not atm. what's wrong with porridge as a pudding? ever seen it on the dessert menu at a restaurant? it's much like cornflakes in that respect maybe they're missing out - ever thought of that? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: GlasgowBandit on March 31, 2008, 08:43:30 PM God your good. Ok so what did I eat for dinner? Don't know. But I had a bowl of museli followed by some bread and butter with dairylea strip cheese and beligian chocolate ice cream. Domestic goddess or what? Not as good as my spicy itallian spaghetti with meatballs, all made from scratch. Think I might try and find work as a chef. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: gatso on March 31, 2008, 08:43:50 PM Having reflected some more, I think you should have angel delight if you've got any in Graham. yuck imo Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 08:44:42 PM I'm going to ask a question now. Is there any better food in the world than freshly baked bread with lots of butter? Matt looked at me like I had two heads the other week when I said I was having bread and butter for my dinner.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Graham C on March 31, 2008, 08:45:34 PM I don't have any angel delight. I'm even out of jelly.
Fresh bread is the bollocks Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 08:47:19 PM I've got a massive catering size thing of angel delight here. I'll lay on a home game in a few weeks and provide bread and butter and angel delight. They'll be queing round the block.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Colchester Kev on March 31, 2008, 08:47:34 PM Can Dewi pass top pair crap kicker ??
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 08:48:07 PM Can Dewi pass top pair crap kicker ?? can he f*** Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Moskvich on March 31, 2008, 08:48:13 PM lol
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Graham C on March 31, 2008, 08:48:20 PM count me in, the catering sound magnifique!
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Moskvich on March 31, 2008, 08:48:44 PM I've got a massive catering size thing of angel delight here. I'll lay on a home game in a few weeks and provide bread and butter and angel delight. They'll be queing round the block. Butterscotch? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: gatso on March 31, 2008, 08:49:04 PM I'm going to ask a question now. Is there any better food in the world than freshly baked bread with lots of butter? Matt looked at me like I had two heads the other week when I said I was having bread and butter for my dinner. possibly not Fresh bread is the bollocks Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Graham C on March 31, 2008, 08:49:09 PM Can Dewi pass top pair crap kicker ?? Not if there's cards to come Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 08:49:51 PM Can Dewi pass top pair crap kicker ?? Not if there's cards to come how about to an all-in bet on the river, having been called on the flop and raised on the turn? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 08:50:13 PM count me in, the catering sound magnifique! I'll get some jelly in too, just for you. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 08:50:48 PM I've got a massive catering size thing of angel delight here. I'll lay on a home game in a few weeks and provide bread and butter and angel delight. They'll be queing round the block. Butterscotch? chocolate on this occasion, but I do like a bit of butterscotch too. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 08:50:49 PM I've got a massive catering size thing of angel delight here. I'll lay on a home game in a few weeks and provide bread and butter and angel delight. They'll be queing round the block. (http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc43/kinboshi/q.png) Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 08:51:40 PM I've got a massive catering size thing of angel delight here. I'll lay on a home game in a few weeks and provide bread and butter and angel delight. They'll be queing round the block. (http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc43/kinboshi/q.png) they are welcome - they look like a bunch of fish Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 08:52:09 PM Can Dewi pass top pair crap kicker ?? Not if there's cards to come how about to an all-in bet on the river, having been called on the flop and raised on the turn? Against who though? The answer is player dependant. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 08:52:48 PM Can Dewi pass top pair crap kicker ?? Not if there's cards to come how about to an all-in bet on the river, having been called on the flop and raised on the turn? Against who though? The answer is player dependant. the rock known as Claw Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Moskvich on March 31, 2008, 08:54:32 PM Serious question now, and more left/right anatomical issues. I recently discovered that I can touch my nose with my right big toe (hands involved, obviously). My left big toe, however, can't get anywhere near. Normal? And why?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 08:56:07 PM Serious question now, and more left/right anatomical issues. I recently discovered that I can touch my nose with my right big toe (hands involved, obviously). My left big toe, however, can't get anywhere near. Normal? And why? After some rigourous testing (i.e. I just tried it on my couch), I too can touch my nose with my right big toe with ease, but not with my left. I am right handed. It would be helpful if some other readers could try this out and report back the results before I make any further analysis. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Graham C on March 31, 2008, 08:57:09 PM Can Dewi pass top pair crap kicker ?? Not if there's cards to come how about to an all-in bet on the river, having been called on the flop and raised on the turn? Against who though? The answer is player dependant. the rock known as Claw instacall. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: The_nun on March 31, 2008, 09:00:58 PM I'm a leftie and can not touch my right toe with my hands never mind my bloody nose.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Graham C on March 31, 2008, 09:04:15 PM is blonde poker going funny for anyone? I keep lagging like....something that lags a lot
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Moskvich on March 31, 2008, 09:05:00 PM Yep, it's buggered.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Ginger on March 31, 2008, 09:05:13 PM I'm a right handed and can touch nose to toes with both feet, but left foot is much much easier.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Graham C on March 31, 2008, 09:05:56 PM Title: Re: AQA II Post by: gatso on March 31, 2008, 09:08:14 PM is blonde poker going funny for anyone? I keep lagging like....something that lags a lot welcome to my world Title: Re: AQA II Post by: matt674 on March 31, 2008, 09:10:00 PM It would be helpful if some other readers could try this out and report back the results before I make any further analysis. both big toes without hands in either case (but not simultaneously) Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Ginger on March 31, 2008, 09:11:14 PM It would be helpful if some other readers could try this out and report back the results before I make any further analysis. both big toes without hands in either case (but not simultaneously) ...as simultaneously would result in a close examination of the carpet. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: matt674 on March 31, 2008, 09:12:18 PM was sitting on sofa at time :)
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 09:13:04 PM (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/clairep75/right.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/clairep75/left.jpg) Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 09:14:09 PM PS - that's a very magnified tube of lip cream on my coffee table, not pile cream as it appears.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Graham C on March 31, 2008, 09:15:24 PM LOL Claire :D
I can't get close with either, but perhaps I'm not in optimal testing position Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Colchester Kev on March 31, 2008, 09:15:57 PM Look at the size of that dildo behind the sofa in the top pic LOLOL
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 09:16:07 PM Serious question now, and more left/right anatomical issues. I recently discovered that I can touch my nose with my right big toe (hands involved, obviously). My left big toe, however, can't get anywhere near. Normal? And why? After further extensive research there appears to be no correlation between handedness and the abiility to touch either big toe to one's nose. I actually think you and I are 'normal' though. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: matt674 on March 31, 2008, 09:16:12 PM **** me - you've cleaned the coffee table!!!!!!!
<------------- off for a lie down suffering shock Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 09:16:44 PM Look at the size of that dildo behind the sofa in the top pic LOLOL nearly crapped myself there wondering if I'd inadvertantly left something lying around!!!! I'm blushing now! Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 09:17:40 PM **** me - you've cleaned the coffee table!!!!!!! <------------- off for a lie down suffering shock nah it's still covered in crap, just cleared the corner for the camera. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Graham C on March 31, 2008, 09:18:16 PM Look at the size of that dildo behind the sofa in the top pic LOLOL nearly crapped myself there wondering if I'd inadvertantly left something lying around!!!! I'm blushing now! just the copy of Club on the sofa - all is well. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: matt674 on March 31, 2008, 09:19:00 PM ;D
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 09:19:20 PM Look at the size of that dildo behind the sofa in the top pic LOLOL nearly crapped myself there wondering if I'd inadvertantly left something lying around!!!! I'm blushing now! just the copy of Club on the sofa - all is well. phew - that's ok then :) Title: Re: AQA II Post by: The_nun on March 31, 2008, 09:21:56 PM I wouldn't worry too much about the dildo in the background if i was you, but i would be concerned about the split in your jeans whilst performing in picture 2
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 09:24:29 PM I wouldn't worry too much about the dildo in the background if i was you, but i would be concerned about the split in your jeans whilst performing in picture 2 :o Title: Re: AQA II Post by: AndrewT on March 31, 2008, 09:38:01 PM tl;dr :)
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 09:57:21 PM tl;dr :) that's a shame - I feel this has been a most informative and educational thread. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: celtic on March 31, 2008, 10:12:13 PM Question for you clare......
Richard has been at EQ for over 2 hours now. Do u think he has played a hand yet? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Colchester Kev on March 31, 2008, 10:13:09 PM probably not, he has been too busy texting me LOL
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 10:15:26 PM one that's just been texted to me, so I kind of know the answer, but something for the rest of you to ponder.
Which member of blonde has just been evacuated from their house due to an unexploded bomb? (don't have any details yet btw) Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 10:16:15 PM Question for you clare...... Richard has been at EQ for over 2 hours now. Do u think he has played a hand yet? I would guess he's maybe played a couple where his blind has been left unraised (the regulars won't have realised how easy it is yet) Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 10:19:42 PM just spoken to evacuated person and they are safe and on their way to parent's house.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: booder on March 31, 2008, 10:20:30 PM Look at the size of that dildo behind the sofa in the top pic LOLOL you sure? i couldn't see Matt Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 11:06:07 PM one that's just been texted to me, so I kind of know the answer, but something for the rest of you to ponder. Which member of blonde has just been evacuated from their house due to an unexploded bomb? (don't have any details yet btw) (http://philip9876.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/nuclear-explosion.jpg) Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 11:41:47 PM one that's just been texted to me, so I kind of know the answer, but something for the rest of you to ponder. Which member of blonde has just been evacuated from their house due to an unexploded bomb? (don't have any details yet btw) (http://philip9876.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/nuclear-explosion.jpg) ;booder; told ya mate, no one cares! ;reallyamsorry; Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 11:43:27 PM :'(
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 11:46:42 PM :'( I care. Hope it's all ok. Do you get a day off work tomorrow? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Graham C on March 31, 2008, 11:47:26 PM who's been evacuated? Kin? What happened?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 11:50:34 PM who's been evacuated? Kin? What happened? I'm sure he'll post the full version later on, but from what I know some digging going on in street and unexploded WW2 bomb found, all houses evacuated. He remembered to take his laptop with him though! Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Graham C on March 31, 2008, 11:51:21 PM oooo exciting!
lol @ taking the lappy :D Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on March 31, 2008, 11:52:17 PM oooo exciting! lol @ taking the lappy :D That's pretty much the conversation we had. Kin: "been evacuated out of house, unexploded bomb in street" Me: "ooh how exciting. Did you take your laptop?" Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on March 31, 2008, 11:58:37 PM I'm not even sure it's a bomb. Whatever it is though, it's explosive and they've evacuated the whole street. They said it would be 24 hours until we're allowed back. Bloody annoying as I was knackered and was just going to bed.
Lucky I wasn't deep in a tournament. I know, it's unlikely, but so is being evacuated out of your home at 10 o'clock at night in case your street blows up. Got my laptop though before I left, of course. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Graham C on March 31, 2008, 11:59:34 PM Lucky I wasn't deep in a tournament. lucky they picked tonight eh :D Hope you get back in soon :) Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on April 01, 2008, 12:02:07 AM Lucky I wasn't deep in a tournament. lucky they picked tonight eh :D Hope you get back in soon :) Lucky it wasn't Wednesday night during the footy! They'd have to waited until after the game before I'd be leaving the house. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: ericstoner on April 01, 2008, 12:58:08 AM What happened to the Luton fessie sat we were playing in tonight..............................not that it concerns you much claire. ;ifm;
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on April 01, 2008, 12:59:24 AM What happened to the Luton fessie sat we were playing in tonight..............................not that it concerns you much claire. ;ifm; the overworking of the lever caused the whole system to crash. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TightEnd on April 01, 2008, 01:03:09 AM When will the M1 J6 to J10 roadworks finish oh all knowing AQA II?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: ifm on April 01, 2008, 01:21:28 AM I'm not even sure it's a bomb. Whatever it is though, it's explosive and they've evacuated the whole street. They said it would be 24 hours until we're allowed back. Bloody annoying as I was knackered and was just going to bed. Lucky I wasn't deep in a tournament. I know, it's unlikely, but so is being evacuated out of your home at 10 o'clock at night in case your street blows up. Got my laptop though before I left, of course. Last time i was in Tamworth i thought a bomb HAD exploded, as long as Ammington is ok i'll be hapy. Oh and Wood End cuz my pal lives there. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on April 01, 2008, 10:38:32 AM When will the M1 J6 to J10 roadworks finish oh all knowing AQA II? Works are expected to be completed by December 2008 Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on April 01, 2008, 11:24:18 AM I'm not even sure it's a bomb. Whatever it is though, it's explosive and they've evacuated the whole street. They said it would be 24 hours until we're allowed back. Bloody annoying as I was knackered and was just going to bed. Lucky I wasn't deep in a tournament. I know, it's unlikely, but so is being evacuated out of your home at 10 o'clock at night in case your street blows up. Got my laptop though before I left, of course. Last time i was in Tamworth i thought a bomb HAD exploded, as long as Ammington is ok i'll be hapy. Oh and Wood End cuz my pal lives there. That's what a lot of it needs. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: MANTIS01 on April 01, 2008, 04:01:07 PM You are driving down a country lane in your two-seater sports car, it is raining hard and very cold. You pass a bus stop and notice three people standing there. One is a frail, old lady, one is your lifelong best friend, and one is the girl/guy of your dreams. Who do you offer a lift to and why?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TightEnd on April 01, 2008, 04:06:08 PM You are driving down a country lane in your two-seater sports car, it is raining hard and very cold. You pass a bus stop and notice three people standing there. One is a frail, old lady, one is your lifelong best friend, and one is the girl/guy of your dreams. Who do you offer a lift to and why? Glasgow Bandit, as he deserves a break Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Bongo on April 01, 2008, 04:14:50 PM Girl obv, my best mate would make sure the OAP is ok.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on April 01, 2008, 04:24:36 PM You are driving down a country lane in your two-seater sports car, it is raining hard and very cold. You pass a bus stop and notice three people standing there. One is a frail, old lady, one is your lifelong best friend, and one is the girl/guy of your dreams. Who do you offer a lift to and why? Like a hairdresser, or in like a proper sports car? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: MANTIS01 on April 01, 2008, 04:30:53 PM Quote Girl obv, my best mate would make sure the OAP is ok. If you leave the OAP she may die of the cold or break a hip etc and you would feel bad... If you leave your mate in the pissing rain for a girl you've only just met he will get the hump. Quote Like a hairdresser, or in like a proper sports car? The car isn't white.Title: Re: AQA II Post by: AndrewT on April 01, 2008, 04:34:36 PM Girl obv, my best mate would make sure the OAP is ok. You give the keys to your mate and let him drive the OAP home. Meanwhile you wait with the girl, making chitchat about what a generally kind and wonderful guy you are. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: MANTIS01 on April 01, 2008, 04:39:42 PM Yep, that's supposed to be the "right" answer Andrew. But I reckon that when your mate crashes your car, kills the old lady, then the girl's husband arrives and sparks you out it wont seem so clever.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: AndrewT on April 01, 2008, 04:41:40 PM Yep, that's supposed to be the "right" answer Andrew. But I reckon that when your mate crashes your car, kills the old lady, then the girl's husband arrives and sparks you out it wont seem so clever. I never liked him anyway - he kept cramping my style when I tried to pick up girls at bus stops. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Bongo on April 01, 2008, 05:06:25 PM Girl obv, my best mate would make sure the OAP is ok. You give the keys to your mate and let him drive the OAP home. Meanwhile you wait with the girl, making chitchat about what a generally kind and wonderful guy you are. I doubt that will make up for the fact that she's still in the rain! (words carefully chosen!) Title: Re: AQA II Post by: AndrewT on April 01, 2008, 05:14:02 PM Girl obv, my best mate would make sure the OAP is ok. You give the keys to your mate and let him drive the OAP home. Meanwhile you wait with the girl, making chitchat about what a generally kind and wonderful guy you are. I doubt that will make up for the fact that she's still in the rain! (words carefully chosen!) But I'm on my way to a Morrissey lookalike contest so I have a monstrous quiff she can shelter beneath. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on April 01, 2008, 05:20:27 PM Girl obv, my best mate would make sure the OAP is ok. You give the keys to your mate and let him drive the OAP home. Meanwhile you wait with the girl, making chitchat about what a generally kind and wonderful guy you are. I doubt that will make up for the fact that she's still in the rain! (words carefully chosen!) But I'm on my way to a Morrissey lookalike contest so I have a monstrous quiff she can shelter beneath. Is that a euphemism? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: gatso on April 01, 2008, 05:29:25 PM my best mate is not insured to drive my car. I don't think a respected service lkie AQA II should be promoting such irresponsible behaviour as driving whilst uninsured.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on April 01, 2008, 05:40:08 PM my best mate is not insured to drive my car. I don't think a respected service lkie AQA II should be promoting such irresponsible behaviour as driving whilst uninsured. We didn't. AQA II are not responsible for the advice or opinions of others on this forum. If fact, we're not really that responsible for our own actions. Please seek out financial advice before taking out any loan. Remember, your home is at risk if you fail to repay any loan secured against it. My house is also at risk, but that's from exploding gas cannisters. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Moskvich on April 01, 2008, 05:45:47 PM my best mate is not insured to drive my car. I don't think a respected service lkie AQA II should be promoting such irresponsible behaviour as driving whilst uninsured. And of course you should in any case be taking advantage of the pissing rain to drive your car yourself, as it's probably one of the few occasions when it won't burst into flames. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on April 01, 2008, 05:50:55 PM You are driving down a country lane in your two-seater sports car, it is raining hard and very cold. You pass a bus stop and notice three people standing there. One is a frail, old lady, one is your lifelong best friend, and one is the girl/guy of your dreams. Who do you offer a lift to and why? Best mate of course - you can't go offering lifts to strangers. If I'm driving a two-seater sports car there is a likelyhood that I am a bit of a twat, so I might just pass them at full speed ensuring they get drenched as I drive through a huge puddle, then I can laugh menacingly at people who are so poor they have to get a bus in the rain. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Dingdell on April 01, 2008, 06:45:07 PM Last night I asked Q&A "Will Dingdell and XXX from Blonde ever get it together?"
The reply was "XXX and Dingbell ::)will get it together soon. They are obviously an excellent match and everyone will be delighted to see them hook up" So I sent the same question with a different XXX name. Their answer was "Yes XXX and Dingdell will get it together. They will face each other in a heads up game and then go out for a couple of drinks" Good news all round ;D- just wondered who I'm playing the BB6 heads up tourney?!? (me thinks that AQA doesn't send back 'no' answers very often!) Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on April 01, 2008, 06:47:39 PM Last night I asked Q&A "Will Dingdell and XXX from Blonde ever get it together?" The reply was "XXX and Dingbell ::)will get it together soon. They are obviously an excellent match and everyone will be delighted to see them hook up" So I sent the same question with a different XXX name. Their answer was "Yes XXX and Dingdell will get it together. They will face each other in a heads up game and then go out for a couple of drinks" Good news all round ;D- just wondered who I'm playing the BB6 heads up tourney?!? (me thinks that AQA doesn't send back 'no' answers very often!) Sounds like you are going to be busy Trace. AQA II cannot confirm those answers though unless you tell us who XXX and XXX are.........:D Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Dingdell on April 01, 2008, 06:50:59 PM Last night I asked Q&A "Will Dingdell and XXX from Blonde ever get it together?" The reply was "XXX and Dingbell ::)will get it together soon. They are obviously an excellent match and everyone will be delighted to see them hook up" So I sent the same question with a different XXX name. Their answer was "Yes XXX and Dingdell will get it together. They will face each other in a heads up game and then go out for a couple of drinks" Good news all round ;D- just wondered who I'm playing the BB6 heads up tourney?!? (me thinks that AQA doesn't send back 'no' answers very often!) Sounds like you are going to be busy Trace. AQA II cannot confirm those answers though unless you tell us who XXX and XXX are.........:D Not that busy - after 2 drinks I'm asleep :( Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Dewi_cool on April 01, 2008, 06:52:43 PM Can Dewi pass top pair crap kicker ?? can he f*** Title: Re: AQA II Post by: RED-DOG on April 01, 2008, 06:54:17 PM Sounds like you are going to be busy Trace. AQA II cannot confirm those answers though unless you tell us who XXX and XXX are.........:D Both 3 letter names, they could both be me!! Title: Re: AQA II Post by: cia260895 on April 02, 2008, 12:09:43 AM Last night I asked Q&A "Will Dingdell and XXX from Blonde ever get it together?" The reply was "XXX and Dingbell ::)will get it together soon. They are obviously an excellent match and everyone will be delighted to see them hook up" So I sent the same question with a different XXX name. Their answer was "Yes XXX and Dingdell will get it together. They will face each other in a heads up game and then go out for a couple of drinks" Good news all round ;D- just wondered who I'm playing the BB6 heads up tourney?!? (me thinks that AQA doesn't send back 'no' answers very often!) why dont someone ask who did dingdell suggest she mite hook up with lol Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Dingdell on April 02, 2008, 12:16:02 AM Last night I asked Q&A "Will Dingdell and XXX from Blonde ever get it together?" The reply was "XXX and Dingbell ::)will get it together soon. They are obviously an excellent match and everyone will be delighted to see them hook up" So I sent the same question with a different XXX name. Their answer was "Yes XXX and Dingdell will get it together. They will face each other in a heads up game and then go out for a couple of drinks" Good news all round ;D- just wondered who I'm playing the BB6 heads up tourney?!? (me thinks that AQA doesn't send back 'no' answers very often!) why dont someone ask who did dingdell suggest she mite hook up with lol All will be clear during the heads up tourney at BB6 apparantly............just off to check out the team list....if nothing else this thread might make a few of the teams loose a few players!! ::) This is a great tactical move on our teams part!! Title: Re: AQA II Post by: cia260895 on April 02, 2008, 12:17:41 AM Last night I asked Q&A "Will Dingdell and XXX from Blonde ever get it together?" The reply was "XXX and Dingbell ::)will get it together soon. They are obviously an excellent match and everyone will be delighted to see them hook up" So I sent the same question with a different XXX name. Their answer was "Yes XXX and Dingdell will get it together. They will face each other in a heads up game and then go out for a couple of drinks" Good news all round ;D- just wondered who I'm playing the BB6 heads up tourney?!? (me thinks that AQA doesn't send back 'no' answers very often!) why dont someone ask who did dingdell suggest she mite hook up with lol All will be clear during the heads up tourney at BB6 apparantly............just off to check out the team list....if nothing else this thread might make a few of the teams loose a few players!! ::) This is a great tactical move on our teams part!! even more likely to succeed if you play with yr hosepipe around yr neck and keep winking ;) Title: Re: AQA II Post by: madasahatstand on April 02, 2008, 07:26:29 AM You are driving down a country lane in your two-seater sports car, it is raining hard and very cold. You pass a bus stop and notice three people standing there. One is a frail, old lady, one is your lifelong best friend, and one is the girl/guy of your dreams. Who do you offer a lift to and why? Best mate of course - you can't go offering lifts to strangers. If I'm driving a two-seater sports car there is a likelyhood that I am a bit of a twat, so I might just pass them at full speed ensuring they get drenched as I drive through a huge puddle, then I can laugh menacingly at people who are so poor they have to get a bus in the rain. you're a sick woman Claire....:) Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Graham C on April 02, 2008, 08:55:47 AM Has the bomb been sorted out Kin?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on April 02, 2008, 09:52:59 AM Has the bomb been sorted out Kin? It's not a bomb we've found out, it's a 'volatile gas cannister'. We still weren't allowed back to our house last night, but they reckon we might be later today. Apparently, the cannister is in the hole that was being dug by some utility company, and on Monday evening someone turned up with cutting gear and tried to nick it!! The fire and police told us that whoever tried to cut through the copper piping/cabling generated a lot of heat and that's what's caused the cannister to become dangerously volatile. Or something like that... Title: Re: AQA II Post by: boldie on April 02, 2008, 10:11:52 AM OK question for you guys.
I want to become a nuclear physisicist so I can work in the powerplant near Nottingham and live near DtD...should I go to evening school or will the qualification not be neccesary and can I get the job without it? (arguement I am having with the Mrs) Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on April 02, 2008, 10:13:48 AM OK question for you guys. I want to become a nuclear physisicist so I can work in the powerplant near Nottingham and live near DT (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde)D (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde)...should I go to evening school or will the qualification not be neccesary and can I get the job without it? (arguement I am having with the Mrs) A qualification in nuclear physics is unnecessary, as the Ratcliffe-on-Soar power station is coal-fired. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Graham C on April 02, 2008, 10:15:47 AM Has the bomb been sorted out Kin? Apparently, the cannister is in the hole that was being dug by some utility company, and on Monday evening someone turned up with cutting gear and tried to nick it!! The fire and police told us that whoever tried to cut through the copper piping/cabling generated a lot of heat and that's what's caused the cannister to become dangerously volatile. LOL, if it's not nailed down...... OK question for you guys. I want to become a nuclear physisicist so I can work in the powerplant near Nottingham and live near DT (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde)D (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde)...should I go to evening school or will the qualification not be neccesary and can I get the job without it? (arguement I am having with the Mrs) I doubt Homer J has any qualifications, so I don't think you'd need any Boldie :) Title: Re: AQA II Post by: boldie on April 02, 2008, 10:16:49 AM Has the bomb been sorted out Kin? Apparently, the cannister is in the hole that was being dug by some utility company, and on Monday evening someone turned up with cutting gear and tried to nick it!! The fire and police told us that whoever tried to cut through the copper piping/cabling generated a lot of heat and that's what's caused the cannister to become dangerously volatile. LOL, if it's not nailed down...... OK question for you guys. I want to become a nuclear physisicist so I can work in the powerplant near Nottingham and live near DT (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde)D (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde)...should I go to evening school or will the qualification not be neccesary and can I get the job without it? (arguement I am having with the Mrs) I doubt Homer J has any qualifications, so I don't think you'd need any Boldie :) Thanks mate :)....wooohoooo.I can get that physisicist job and live near Dtd :) Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on April 02, 2008, 10:21:31 AM Has the bomb been sorted out Kin? Apparently, the cannister is in the hole that was being dug by some utility company, and on Monday evening someone turned up with cutting gear and tried to nick it!! The fire and police told us that whoever tried to cut through the copper piping/cabling generated a lot of heat and that's what's caused the cannister to become dangerously volatile. LOL, if it's not nailed down...... OK question for you guys. I want to become a nuclear physisicist so I can work in the powerplant near Nottingham and live near DT (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde)D (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde)...should I go to evening school or will the qualification not be neccesary and can I get the job without it? (arguement I am having with the Mrs) I doubt Homer J has any qualifications, so I don't think you'd need any Boldie :) Thanks mate :)....wooohoooo.I can get that physisicist job and live near DT (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde)D (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde) :) You'll just need a nuclear power plant to be built near Nottingham first... Title: Re: AQA II Post by: gatso on April 02, 2008, 10:45:42 AM It's pronounced nucular, nucular.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: boldie on April 02, 2008, 10:50:33 AM Has the bomb been sorted out Kin? Apparently, the cannister is in the hole that was being dug by some utility company, and on Monday evening someone turned up with cutting gear and tried to nick it!! The fire and police told us that whoever tried to cut through the copper piping/cabling generated a lot of heat and that's what's caused the cannister to become dangerously volatile. LOL, if it's not nailed down...... OK question for you guys. I want to become a nuclear physisicist so I can work in the powerplant near Nottingham and live near DT (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde)D (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde)...should I go to evening school or will the qualification not be neccesary and can I get the job without it? (arguement I am having with the Mrs) I doubt Homer J has any qualifications, so I don't think you'd need any Boldie :) Thanks mate :)....wooohoooo.I can get that physisicist job and live near DT (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde)D (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde) :) You'll just need a nuclear power plant to be built near Nottingham first... Coal/Nucular power..it's all the same Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Graham C on April 02, 2008, 12:54:15 PM that's the spirit. You can't go to night school anyway, DTD is open nights.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on April 02, 2008, 12:56:48 PM I'm sure they employ cleaners and the like too....
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: boldie on April 02, 2008, 12:58:40 PM I'm sure they employ cleaners and the like too.... I was thinking of maybe a cushy job like Health and Safety manager or something...I probably wouldn't make enough as a cleaner...then again...If I had to clean them big tower things I suspect I'd make plenty as they'd huge..and probably dirty. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on April 02, 2008, 01:34:52 PM I'm sure they employ cleaners and the like too.... I was thinking of maybe a cushy job like Health and Safety manager or something...I probably wouldn't make enough as a cleaner...then again...If I had to clean them big tower things I suspect I'd make plenty as they'd huge..and probably dirty. You could be a lighthouse cleaner. Although there are probably as many of them in Nottingham as there are nuclear power stations. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: boldie on April 02, 2008, 01:46:47 PM I'm sure they employ cleaners and the like too.... I was thinking of maybe a cushy job like Health and Safety manager or something...I probably wouldn't make enough as a cleaner...then again...If I had to clean them big tower things I suspect I'd make plenty as they'd huge..and probably dirty. You could be a lighthouse cleaner. Although there are probably as many of them in Nottingham as there are nuclear power stations. As long as someone is paying me a decent salary and it's close to DtD and i can tell people I'm a physisicist of some sort..I'm good. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: MrsBoldie on April 02, 2008, 02:08:20 PM I'm sure they employ cleaners and the like too.... I was thinking of maybe a cushy job like Health and Safety manager or something...I probably wouldn't make enough as a cleaner...then again...If I had to clean them big tower things I suspect I'd make plenty as they'd huge..and probably dirty. You could be a lighthouse cleaner. Although there are probably as many of them in Nottingham as there are nuclear power stations. As long as someone is paying me a decent salary and it's close to DT (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde)D (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde) and i can tell people I'm a physisicist of some sort..I'm good. Here's where to apply dear - perhaps I could dye my hair blue and learn how to do housework as well... http://www.eon-uk.com/careers/248.aspx?ScheduleType=2830 Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on April 02, 2008, 02:09:50 PM I'm sure they employ cleaners and the like too.... I was thinking of maybe a cushy job like Health and Safety manager or something...I probably wouldn't make enough as a cleaner...then again...If I had to clean them big tower things I suspect I'd make plenty as they'd huge..and probably dirty. You could be a lighthouse cleaner. Although there are probably as many of them in Nottingham as there are nuclear power stations. As long as someone is paying me a decent salary and it's close to DT (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde)D (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde) and i can tell people I'm a physisicist of some sort..I'm good. Here's where to apply dear - perhaps I could dye my hair blue and learn how to do housework as well... http://www.eon-uk.com/careers/248.aspx?ScheduleType=2830 yuck! Title: Re: AQA II Post by: boldie on April 02, 2008, 02:11:08 PM I'm sure they employ cleaners and the like too.... I was thinking of maybe a cushy job like Health and Safety manager or something...I probably wouldn't make enough as a cleaner...then again...If I had to clean them big tower things I suspect I'd make plenty as they'd huge..and probably dirty. You could be a lighthouse cleaner. Although there are probably as many of them in Nottingham as there are nuclear power stations. As long as someone is paying me a decent salary and it's close to DT (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde)D (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde) and i can tell people I'm a physisicist of some sort..I'm good. Here's where to apply dear - perhaps I could dye my hair blue and learn how to do housework as well... http://www.eon-uk.com/careers/248.aspx?ScheduleType=2830 I think there's more chance of me becoming a nucular physisicist. :) Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on April 02, 2008, 02:11:50 PM I've never met Mrs Boldie, but I think we'd get on very well!
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on April 02, 2008, 05:09:28 PM Has the bomb been sorted out Kin? It's not a bomb we've found out, it's a 'volatile gas cannister'. We still weren't allowed back to our house last night, but they reckon we might be later today. Apparently, the cannister is in the hole that was being dug by some utility company, and on Monday evening someone turned up with cutting gear and tried to nick it!! The fire and police told us that whoever tried to cut through the copper piping/cabling generated a lot of heat and that's what's caused the cannister to become dangerously volatile. Or something like that... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/staffordshire/7325838.stm Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Colchester Kev on April 02, 2008, 05:11:32 PM Has the bomb been sorted out Kin? It's not a bomb we've found out, it's a 'volatile gas cannister'. We still weren't allowed back to our house last night, but they reckon we might be later today. Apparently, the cannister is in the hole that was being dug by some utility company, and on Monday evening someone turned up with cutting gear and tried to nick it!! The fire and police told us that whoever tried to cut through the copper piping/cabling generated a lot of heat and that's what's caused the cannister to become dangerously volatile. Or something like that... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/staffordshire/7325838.stm Cant believe Indestructable never drove up to try and get in the news pics.. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on April 02, 2008, 05:13:18 PM It was more exciting when it was an unexploded bomb
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on April 02, 2008, 05:23:03 PM It was more exciting when it was an unexploded bomb http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/staffordshire/7324490.stm Quote Up to 17 homes had to be evacuated in Staffordshire after metal thieves set a gas cylinder on fire. Police said they believed the criminals started the blaze to help them detach lengths of industrial cable left on the side of Pennymoor Road, Tamworth. People living in the road were told to leave their homes on Monday night amid fears the cylinder would explode. They will not be able to return before at least 2100 BST until the cylinder has cooled down. A 660ft (200m) exclusion zone was set up around the site. Alan Bateman, of Staffordshire Fire Service, said crews had been called to the road at about 2100 BST on Monday. He said the situation had been "like dealing with a bomb". A spokesman for Staffordshire Police, which said the cable was worth about £10,000, urged anyone with information about the incident to contact them. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: gatso on April 02, 2008, 05:31:41 PM It was more exciting when it was an unexploded bomb so true. the article can be summarised in 4 words, 'small fire, nothing happened'. Quote Up to 17 homes had to be evacuated and that's just lazy journalism, when the number is that small they could find out exactly how many it was while waiting for nothing to happen instead of just guessing Title: Re: AQA II Post by: booder on April 02, 2008, 05:38:59 PM are there 17 homes in your cul-de-sac Kin?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: cia260895 on April 02, 2008, 05:47:02 PM gas cannisters can be just as lethal as bombs especially when they are subjected to a heat source.
When i was an apprentice they showed us a video of a propane bottle inside a house exploding and it nigh on totally demolished the whole house.It is the reaon why when there is a fire in or near gas cannisters they normally give it 24 hours to cool off before allowing anyone re-entering the zone. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on April 02, 2008, 05:48:43 PM are there 17 homes in your cul-de-sac Kin? Up to 17... Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on April 02, 2008, 09:25:49 PM serious question, how do i take a 'print screen' shot? Cant get it to work, is the keyboard not installed properly?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Bongo on April 02, 2008, 09:29:45 PM hitting print screen copies the contents of the clipboard, you then need to paste that into a graphics program.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on April 02, 2008, 09:56:05 PM hitting print screen copies the contents of the clipboard, you then need to paste that into a graphics program. Of course, but I cant get it onto the clipboard! The button has 'Print' on the top & 'PrtScr' on front, holding CTR or ALT works with neither Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Ginger on April 02, 2008, 10:44:01 PM hitting 'print screen' copies it automatically, you don't see anything happening it just does....
Just try it, hit the print screen button, open Paint and just press Ctrl and V at the same time, it'll work. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on April 02, 2008, 10:54:16 PM AQA II concurs with the Queen of Purple
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: KingPoker on April 02, 2008, 11:02:27 PM will i win a seat to the main event this year?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on April 02, 2008, 11:05:20 PM will i win a seat to the main event this year? I think it highly likely you will be invited to attend the main event this year* *as a judge on the panel of the annual lovely sheep contest Title: Re: AQA II Post by: KingPoker on April 02, 2008, 11:12:31 PM siggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
But at least u didnt lie and say yes i will qualify lol! Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on April 02, 2008, 11:14:27 PM siggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! But at least u didnt lie and say yes i will qualify lol! oh, did you mean the WSOP. Sorry. Hang on.............. rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao Title: Re: AQA II Post by: KingPoker on April 02, 2008, 11:18:18 PM siggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! But at least u didnt lie and say yes i will qualify lol! oh, did you mean the WSOP. Sorry. Hang on.............. rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao in the immortal words of pompey kiv- Go F Yourself! Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on April 02, 2008, 11:21:04 PM Sorry that was harsh. Here's your real answer:
"you have as much chance of qualifying for the main event as Kinboshi or Claw" Title: Re: AQA II Post by: KingPoker on April 02, 2008, 11:24:01 PM Sorry that was harsh. Here's your real answer: "you have as much chance of qualifying for the main event as Kinboshi or Claw" sigh, may as well have said there ive got as much chance of finding an unexploded bomb on my street.... Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on April 02, 2008, 11:25:18 PM Sorry that was harsh. Here's your real answer: "you have as much chance of qualifying for the main event as Kinboshi or Claw" sigh, may as well have said there ive got as much chance of finding an unexploded bomb on my street.... yeah, like THAT would happen >:? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on April 02, 2008, 11:30:55 PM hitting 'print screen' copies it automatically, you don't see anything happening it just does.... Just try it, hit the print screen button, open Paint and just press Ctrl and V at the same time, it'll work. When i press it WITH Alt, Ctrl or Shift it brings up the PRINTER box... When i press on its own it brings up the PRINTER box... Sigh... Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Bongo on April 02, 2008, 11:32:48 PM Do you have a function (FN?) or f lock key?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Laxie on April 02, 2008, 11:33:37 PM Press CRTL/ALT/PrintScreen. Then, without doing anything else, open paint, right click on the blank canvas and select paste.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: KingPoker on April 02, 2008, 11:37:50 PM hitting 'print screen' copies it automatically, you don't see anything happening it just does.... Just try it, hit the print screen button, open Paint and just press Ctrl and V at the same time, it'll work. When i press it WITH Alt, Ctrl or Shift it brings up the PRINTER box... When i press on its own it brings up the PRINTER box... Sigh... All im gonna say is, i hope you can bloody tell which goal you're attacking and which ur defending in the BB! Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Laxie on April 02, 2008, 11:39:25 PM No need to confuse the poor lad...one job at a time.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on April 02, 2008, 11:40:48 PM Do you have a function (FN?) or f lock key? No, the F keys run from 1-12, then the 'Print' button is next to them... Press CRTL/ALT/PrintScreen. Then, without doing anything else, open paint, right click on the blank canvas and select paste. Its not the pasting thats the problem, its the copying!!! You wouldnt think I worked on a computer for a living would you... Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Bongo on April 02, 2008, 11:42:57 PM What's a few more to the right?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on April 02, 2008, 11:48:12 PM You wouldnt think I worked on a computer for a living would you... AQA II says "no" Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on April 02, 2008, 11:49:46 PM What's a few more to the right? 12 F keys, then a space, then 3 more button, Print/PrtScr, Scrool Lock, Pause/Break Forget it, off to bed!! Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Graham C on April 03, 2008, 01:14:46 AM Title: Re: AQA II Post by: gatso on April 03, 2008, 01:20:37 AM ;tightend; ;applause; Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on April 03, 2008, 09:31:24 AM Do you have a function (FN?) or f lock key? No, the F keys run from 1-12, then the 'Print' button is next to them... Press CRTL/ALT/PrintScreen. Then, without doing anything else, open paint, right click on the blank canvas and select paste. Its not the pasting thats the problem, its the copying!!! You wouldnt think I worked on a computer for a living would you... Do a search on Google for 'free screengrab software' and you'll find something that you can install and solve your problem. I use a piece of software called SnagIt - but that costs a few pennies. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: HOLDorFOLD on April 03, 2008, 09:33:09 AM rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao ;tightend; ;tightend; ;tightend; Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on April 03, 2008, 03:16:18 PM You have 8 identical looking coins, one is a fake. The only way you know which one is the fake is because it weighs a tiny bit less than the rest of them.
All you have to figure out which one is the fake is an old fasion scale (like the libra sign...) and you are only allowed to use it twice. How do you do it? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on April 03, 2008, 03:47:59 PM Put three on each side. If they don't balance, you know that the 'fake' is on the lighter side (if they balance, then it's one of the two you've set aside, and you compare those two).
Then you have 3 coins. Place one aside and the other two on the scales. If they balance it's the one you set aside, if not, it's the lighter one of the two. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on April 03, 2008, 03:51:32 PM Put three on each side. If they don't balance, you know that the 'fake' is on the lighter side (if they balance, then it's one of the two you've set aside, and you compare those two). Then you have 3 coins. Place one aside and the other two on the scales. If they balance it's the one you set aside, if not, it's the lighter one of the two. Good work, you should get out more... Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on April 03, 2008, 03:53:54 PM Put three on each side. If they don't balance, you know that the 'fake' is on the lighter side (if they balance, then it's one of the two you've set aside, and you compare those two). Then you have 3 coins. Place one aside and the other two on the scales. If they balance it's the one you set aside, if not, it's the lighter one of the two. Good work, you should get out more... AQA II agrees that I have no life, as indicated by my 9,998 posts. Put three on each side. If they don't balance, you know that the 'fake' is on the lighter side (if they balance, then it's one of the two you've set aside, and you compare those two). Then you have 3 coins. Place one aside and the other two on the scales. If they balance it's the one you set aside, if not, it's the lighter one of the two. Good work, you should get out more... AQA II agrees that I have no life, as indicated by my 9,998 posts. Not 9,999 posts? No, 9,998. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: boldie on April 03, 2008, 04:01:22 PM Put three on each side. If they don't balance, you know that the 'fake' is on the lighter side (if they balance, then it's one of the two you've set aside, and you compare those two). Then you have 3 coins. Place one aside and the other two on the scales. If they balance it's the one you set aside, if not, it's the lighter one of the two. Good work, you should get out more... AQA II agrees that I have no life, as indicated by my 9,998 posts. Not 9,999 posts? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on April 03, 2008, 04:17:18 PM Are you saving your 10,000th post for something special kin, or just your usual bo**ox?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: AndrewT on April 03, 2008, 05:11:29 PM Are you saving your 10,000th post for something special kin, or just your usual bo**ox? Hopefully he'll save it for Christmas. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: RED-DOG on April 03, 2008, 05:12:34 PM Are you saving your 10,000th post for something special kin, or just your usual bo**ox? I heard he has unusual bollocks Title: Re: AQA II Post by: AndrewT on April 03, 2008, 05:13:44 PM Are you saving your 10,000th post for something special kin, or just your usual bo**ox? I heard he has unusual bollocks They must be unusual if you can hear them. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: RED-DOG on April 03, 2008, 05:18:52 PM Are you saving your 10,000th post for something special kin, or just your usual bo**ox? I heard he has unusual bollocks They must be unusual if you can hear them. We Gypsies have crystal balls btw... Title: Re: AQA II Post by: DUNK619 on April 03, 2008, 05:31:54 PM Are you saving your 10,000th post for something special kin, or just your usual bo**ox? I heard he has unusual bollocks They must be unusual if you can hear them. We Gypsies have crystal balls btw... Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on April 03, 2008, 06:31:52 PM Are you saving your 10,000th post for something special kin, or just your usual bo**ox? Don't think it will be anything special, probably the usual bollocks. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on April 03, 2008, 06:32:06 PM The usual bollocks.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Laxie on April 03, 2008, 06:37:23 PM rotflmfao Right on cue. ;applause;
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on April 03, 2008, 07:46:57 PM If Word crashes, then the 'SEND ERROR REPORT' / 'DONT SEND REPORT' box comes up, word closes... If when you re-open it Word hasnt done an emergency save, is there anything you can do to recover work?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: boldie on April 03, 2008, 08:29:44 PM lol @ Kin...did you actually delete some of your posts somewhere to keep yourself on 10k posts?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on April 03, 2008, 08:32:29 PM If Word crashes, then the 'SEND ERROR REPORT' / 'DONT SEND REPORT' box comes up, word closes... If when you re-open it Word hasnt done an emergency save, is there anything you can do to recover work? Usually not. But you'll be fine, as you've been auto-saving your document every 5 minutes, and have saved additional copies as you've gone along - so you have only lost a few minutes of work. :)up Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on April 03, 2008, 08:32:41 PM lol @ Kin...did you actually delete some of your posts somewhere to keep yourself on 10k posts? 10,003.... Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Laxie on April 03, 2008, 08:33:40 PM If Word crashes, then the 'SEND ERROR REPORT' / 'DONT SEND REPORT' box comes up, word closes... If when you re-open it Word hasnt done an emergency save, is there anything you can do to recover work? Usually not. But you'll be fine, as you've been auto-saving your document every 5 minutes, and have saved additional copies as you've gone along - so you have only lost a few minutes of work. :)up Wouldn't bet on it rotflmfao Title: Re: AQA II Post by: boldie on April 03, 2008, 08:34:31 PM lol @ Kin...did you actually delete some of your posts somewhere to keep yourself on 10k posts? 10,003.... wow...in such a short space of time you already posted complete nonsense 4 times? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on April 03, 2008, 09:20:03 PM lol @ Kin...did you actually delete some of your posts somewhere to keep yourself on 10k posts? 10,003.... wow...in such a short space of time you already posted complete nonsense 4 times? AQA II says that kinboshi learnt the art of posting bollocks from a hippy dwarf from Germany, called baldie. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: boldie on April 03, 2008, 09:22:52 PM lol @ Kin...did you actually delete some of your posts somewhere to keep yourself on 10k posts? 10,003.... wow...in such a short space of time you already posted complete nonsense 4 times? AQA II says that kinboshi learnt the art of posting bollocks from a hippy dwarf from Germany, called baldie. You learnt it from "the Oracle"? WOW. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on April 03, 2008, 09:23:45 PM lol @ Kin...did you actually delete some of your posts somewhere to keep yourself on 10k posts? 10,003.... wow...in such a short space of time you already posted complete nonsense 4 times? AQA II says that kinboshi learnt the art of posting bollocks from a hippy dwarf from Germany, called baldie. You learnt it from "the Oracle"? WOW. No, nothing to do with teletext. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: RED-DOG on April 03, 2008, 09:40:38 PM lol @ Kin...did you actually delete some of your posts somewhere to keep yourself on 10k posts? 10,003.... wow...in such a short space of time you already posted complete nonsense 4 times? AQA II says that kinboshi learnt the art of posting bollocks from a hippy dwarf from Germany, called baldie. I learned it from jumping fences. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on April 03, 2008, 09:45:07 PM lol @ Kin...did you actually delete some of your posts somewhere to keep yourself on 10k posts? 10,003.... wow...in such a short space of time you already posted complete nonsense 4 times? AQA II says that kinboshi learnt the art of posting bollocks from a hippy dwarf from Germany, called baldie. I learned it from jumping fences. AQA II says jump higher. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: boldie on April 03, 2008, 09:47:27 PM lol @ Kin...did you actually delete some of your posts somewhere to keep yourself on 10k posts? 10,003.... wow...in such a short space of time you already posted complete nonsense 4 times? AQA II says that kinboshi learnt the art of posting bollocks from a hippy dwarf from Germany, called baldie. You learnt it from "the Oracle"? WOW. No, nothing to do with teletext. oh..that's dissapointing. Great to know you took some inspiration from me on posting bollox though...I am honoured....I think I shall call you Grashopper from now on. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: gatso on April 08, 2008, 09:10:41 PM what part of a prawn is the cracker?
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on April 08, 2008, 10:42:26 PM Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on April 08, 2008, 10:42:36 PM what part of a prawn is the cracker? ...or testicles. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Robert HM on April 09, 2008, 12:15:49 AM what part of a prawn is the cracker? ...or testicles. that's bolleaux Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on April 09, 2008, 09:44:13 AM what part of a prawn is the cracker? ...or testicles. that's bolleaux It just sounds nuts. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on July 12, 2008, 11:02:32 AM cant believe this was 3 months ago...
If i'm moving to a new flat, should it be up to me to have a phone socket installed or the landlord? If me, whats the cost likely to be? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on July 12, 2008, 12:08:34 PM AQA II says that's it's up to you to get a phone line installed, but if you do it can become the property of the landlord when you leave - the same with a Sky dish. AQA heard this information at third hand and so cannot guarantee the reliability or accuracy of it. If you speak to the landlord he might agree to pay some or all of the cost of installation (doubt it though) as it means the house will have that in place for future tenants.
Are you looking to get a BT or cable line? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on July 12, 2008, 12:35:45 PM AQA II says that's it's up to you to get a phone line installed, but if you do it can become the property of the landlord when you leave - the same with a Sky dish. AQA heard this information at third hand and so cannot guarantee the reliability or accuracy of it. If you speak to the landlord he might agree to pay some or all of the cost of installation (doubt it though) as it means the house will have that in place for future tenants. Are you looking to get a BT or cable line? Was assuming BT, but whats the difference? Its not a house phone i need really, its more for the internet... Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Suited_Jock on July 12, 2008, 12:39:34 PM AQA II says that's it's up to you to get a phone line installed, but if you do it can become the property of the landlord when you leave - the same with a Sky dish. AQA heard this information at third hand and so cannot guarantee the reliability or accuracy of it. If you speak to the landlord he might agree to pay some or all of the cost of installation (doubt it though) as it means the house will have that in place for future tenants. Are you looking to get a BT or cable line? Was assuming BT, but whats the difference? Its not a house phone i need really, its more for the internet... depends on the service you will get, cable line and you will be with Virgin Media or equiv for phone and web, BT line and you can choose your ISP Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on July 12, 2008, 12:41:47 PM I did contemplate getting a 3G dongle or such like, but have heard bad reports on the whole about the connection speed etc...
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Suited_Jock on July 12, 2008, 12:42:48 PM I did contemplate getting a 3G dongle or such like, but have heard bad reports on the whole about the connection speed etc... Yer they are good for out and about but not for in the house.. they a bit iffy.. get a line installed m8 Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on July 12, 2008, 01:06:40 PM I'd recommend cable myself. I had to have it installed here when we bought this house about 5 years ago as the BT exchange couldn't provide broadband to us. So cable it was. The broadband has been solid, never causes a problem, and although it's more expensive than other providers you can get down a BT line, I think it's value for money.
I'm sure someone else will come along and recommend another ISP via a BT line. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: jizzemm on July 14, 2008, 12:14:48 AM dongle a no no for u for sure, i think it will do you nut in..
Just changed from BT (was having loads of problems, always cutting off), now with O2 broadband, no probs and only £7.50 pm if u have o2 mobile.. BT line or cable, cable probably more reliable, but more expensive Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on July 14, 2008, 12:26:52 PM More the installation cost really rather than the monthly cost, the place doesnt have a phone line/socket...
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on July 14, 2008, 12:40:17 PM it's a pain in the bum, but if you want it I think you'll have to pay for it (I had to pay to get a bt line put in when I moved into my (rented) flat). Well, I didn't have to, but if I wanted sky TV and internet I did :)
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on July 14, 2008, 12:45:48 PM it's a pain in the bum, but if you want it I think you'll have to pay for it (I had to pay to get a bt line put in when I moved into my (rented) flat). Well, I didn't have to, but if I wanted sky TV and internet I did :) Go on, tell me the bad news, how much? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on July 14, 2008, 12:48:56 PM Not a lot.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Claw75 on July 14, 2008, 01:25:27 PM it's a pain in the bum, but if you want it I think you'll have to pay for it (I had to pay to get a bt line put in when I moved into my (rented) flat). Well, I didn't have to, but if I wanted sky TV and internet I did :) Go on, tell me the bad news, how much? it was around £120. Might not be much to Kin! Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on July 14, 2008, 02:06:55 PM it's a pain in the bum, but if you want it I think you'll have to pay for it (I had to pay to get a bt line put in when I moved into my (rented) flat). Well, I didn't have to, but if I wanted sky TV and internet I did :) Go on, tell me the bad news, how much? it was around £120. Might not be much to Kin! sigh, thought it might be more though... Title: Re: AQA II Post by: jizzemm on July 14, 2008, 02:08:53 PM £120 you can afford it..
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on July 14, 2008, 02:10:15 PM Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on July 14, 2008, 02:21:57 PM Cable wasn't that much.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Ginger on July 14, 2008, 02:24:50 PM It cost nothing when I connected with Bulldog, they arranged for BT to install the line at no cost to myself, and no connection cost with Bulldog either (that I can remember anyway...)
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on July 14, 2008, 02:33:21 PM Cable wasn't that much. Give me a figure Kin, I dare you... It cost nothing when I connected with Bulldog, they arranged for BT to install the line at no cost to myself, and no connection cost with Bulldog either (that I can remember anyway...) How long ago was that Ginger? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: Ginger on July 14, 2008, 02:39:51 PM About 18 months ago, I think. I know it's not relative in terms of current promotions but surely there are other companys that do the same sort of thing.
Title: Re: AQA II Post by: jizzemm on July 14, 2008, 02:56:53 PM :)up Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on July 14, 2008, 03:03:47 PM Cable wasn't that much. Give me a figure Kin, I dare you... 16. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on July 14, 2008, 03:04:52 PM Cable wasn't that much. Give me a figure Kin, I dare you... 16. very helpful... Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on July 14, 2008, 03:09:45 PM Cable wasn't that much. Give me a figure Kin, I dare you... 16. very helpful... No probs. Anytime :)up. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on July 15, 2008, 01:57:18 PM Cable wasn't that much. Give me a figure Kin, I dare you... 16. very helpful... No probs. Anytime :)up. Sorry to trouble you Kin, it has a socket! Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on July 15, 2008, 02:00:58 PM Cable wasn't that much. Give me a figure Kin, I dare you... 16. very helpful... No probs. Anytime :)up. Sorry to trouble you Kin, it has a socket! Cable or BT? Title: Re: AQA II Post by: TheChipPrince on July 15, 2008, 02:04:30 PM Cable wasn't that much. Give me a figure Kin, I dare you... 16. very helpful... No probs. Anytime :)up. Sorry to trouble you Kin, it has a socket! Cable or BT? 16. Title: Re: AQA II Post by: kinboshi on July 15, 2008, 02:06:42 PM Cable wasn't that much. Give me a figure Kin, I dare you... 16. very helpful... No probs. Anytime :)up. Sorry to trouble you Kin, it has a socket! Cable or BT? 16. Brilliant! Hope you enjoy it. |