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« Reply #225 on: April 01, 2008, 04:41:40 PM »

Yep, that's supposed to be the "right" answer Andrew. But I reckon that when your mate crashes your car, kills the old lady, then the girl's husband arrives and sparks you out it wont seem so clever.

I never liked him anyway - he kept cramping my style when I tried to pick up girls at bus stops.
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« Reply #226 on: April 01, 2008, 05:06:25 PM »

Girl obv, my best mate would make sure the OAP is ok.

You give the keys to your mate and let him drive the OAP home. Meanwhile you wait with the girl, making chitchat about what a generally kind and wonderful guy you are.

I doubt that will make up for the fact that she's still in the rain!

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« Reply #227 on: April 01, 2008, 05:14:02 PM »

Girl obv, my best mate would make sure the OAP is ok.

You give the keys to your mate and let him drive the OAP home. Meanwhile you wait with the girl, making chitchat about what a generally kind and wonderful guy you are.

I doubt that will make up for the fact that she's still in the rain!

(words carefully chosen!)

But I'm on my way to a Morrissey lookalike contest so I have a monstrous quiff she can shelter beneath.
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« Reply #228 on: April 01, 2008, 05:20:27 PM »

Girl obv, my best mate would make sure the OAP is ok.

You give the keys to your mate and let him drive the OAP home. Meanwhile you wait with the girl, making chitchat about what a generally kind and wonderful guy you are.

I doubt that will make up for the fact that she's still in the rain!

(words carefully chosen!)

But I'm on my way to a Morrissey lookalike contest so I have a monstrous quiff she can shelter beneath.

Is that a euphemism?
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« Reply #229 on: April 01, 2008, 05:29:25 PM »

my best mate is not insured to drive my car. I don't think a respected service lkie AQA II should be promoting such irresponsible behaviour as driving whilst uninsured.
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« Reply #230 on: April 01, 2008, 05:40:08 PM »

my best mate is not insured to drive my car. I don't think a respected service lkie AQA II should be promoting such irresponsible behaviour as driving whilst uninsured.

We didn't.  AQA II are not responsible for the advice or opinions of others on this forum.  If fact, we're not really that responsible for our own actions.  Please seek out financial advice before taking out any loan.  Remember, your home is at risk if you fail to repay any loan secured against it.  My house is also at risk, but that's from exploding gas cannisters.
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« Reply #231 on: April 01, 2008, 05:45:47 PM »

my best mate is not insured to drive my car. I don't think a respected service lkie AQA II should be promoting such irresponsible behaviour as driving whilst uninsured.

And of course you should in any case be taking advantage of the pissing rain to drive your car yourself, as it's probably one of the few occasions when it won't burst into flames.
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« Reply #232 on: April 01, 2008, 05:50:55 PM »

You are driving down a country lane in your two-seater sports car, it is raining hard and very cold. You pass a bus stop and notice three people standing there. One is a frail, old lady, one is your lifelong best friend, and one is the girl/guy of your dreams. Who do you offer a lift to and why?

Best mate of course - you can't go offering lifts to strangers. 

If I'm driving a two-seater sports car there is a likelyhood that I am a bit of a twat, so I might just pass them at full speed ensuring they get drenched as I drive through a huge puddle, then I can laugh menacingly at people who are so poor they have to get a bus in the rain.
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« Reply #233 on: April 01, 2008, 06:45:07 PM »

Last night I asked Q&A "Will Dingdell and XXX from Blonde ever get it together?"

The reply was "XXX and Dingbell  ::)will get it together soon. They are obviously an excellent match and everyone will be delighted to see them hook up"

So I sent the same question with a different XXX name. Their answer was "Yes XXX and Dingdell will get it together. They will face each other in a heads up game and then go out for a couple of drinks"

Good news all round  Grin- just wondered who I'm playing the BB6 heads up tourney?!?

(me thinks that AQA doesn't send back 'no' answers very often!)
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« Reply #234 on: April 01, 2008, 06:47:39 PM »

Last night I asked Q&A "Will Dingdell and XXX from Blonde ever get it together?"

The reply was "XXX and Dingbell  ::)will get it together soon. They are obviously an excellent match and everyone will be delighted to see them hook up"

So I sent the same question with a different XXX name. Their answer was "Yes XXX and Dingdell will get it together. They will face each other in a heads up game and then go out for a couple of drinks"

Good news all round  Grin- just wondered who I'm playing the BB6 heads up tourney?!?

(me thinks that AQA doesn't send back 'no' answers very often!)

Sounds like you are going to be busy Trace.  AQA II cannot confirm those answers though unless you tell us who XXX and XXX are.........Cheesy
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« Reply #235 on: April 01, 2008, 06:50:59 PM »

Last night I asked Q&A "Will Dingdell and XXX from Blonde ever get it together?"

The reply was "XXX and Dingbell  ::)will get it together soon. They are obviously an excellent match and everyone will be delighted to see them hook up"

So I sent the same question with a different XXX name. Their answer was "Yes XXX and Dingdell will get it together. They will face each other in a heads up game and then go out for a couple of drinks"

Good news all round  Grin- just wondered who I'm playing the BB6 heads up tourney?!?

(me thinks that AQA doesn't send back 'no' answers very often!)

Sounds like you are going to be busy Trace.  AQA II cannot confirm those answers though unless you tell us who XXX and XXX are.........Cheesy

Not that busy - after 2 drinks I'm asleep  Sad
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« Reply #236 on: April 01, 2008, 06:52:43 PM »

Can Dewi pass top pair crap kicker ??

can he f***
only when I'm behind
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« Reply #237 on: April 01, 2008, 06:54:17 PM »



Sounds like you are going to be busy Trace.  AQA II cannot confirm those answers though unless you tell us who XXX and XXX are.........Cheesy

Both 3 letter names, they could both be me!!
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« Reply #238 on: April 02, 2008, 12:09:43 AM »

Last night I asked Q&A "Will Dingdell and XXX from Blonde ever get it together?"

The reply was "XXX and Dingbell  ::)will get it together soon. They are obviously an excellent match and everyone will be delighted to see them hook up"

So I sent the same question with a different XXX name. Their answer was "Yes XXX and Dingdell will get it together. They will face each other in a heads up game and then go out for a couple of drinks"

Good news all round  Grin- just wondered who I'm playing the BB6 heads up tourney?!?

(me thinks that AQA doesn't send back 'no' answers very often!)

why dont someone ask who did dingdell suggest she mite hook up with lol
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« Reply #239 on: April 02, 2008, 12:16:02 AM »

Last night I asked Q&A "Will Dingdell and XXX from Blonde ever get it together?"

The reply was "XXX and Dingbell  ::)will get it together soon. They are obviously an excellent match and everyone will be delighted to see them hook up"

So I sent the same question with a different XXX name. Their answer was "Yes XXX and Dingdell will get it together. They will face each other in a heads up game and then go out for a couple of drinks"

Good news all round  Grin- just wondered who I'm playing the BB6 heads up tourney?!?

(me thinks that AQA doesn't send back 'no' answers very often!)

why dont someone ask who did dingdell suggest she mite hook up with lol

All will be clear during the heads up tourney at BB6 apparantly............just off to check out the team list....if nothing else this thread might make a few of the teams loose a few players!!  Roll Eyes  This is a great tactical move on our teams part!!
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