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I will start ...

The sound of a Hoover ... Gteed to send me to the point of self harm.
The sound of a knife scraping on a plate ... another ARRRRGHHHHHHHH sound


There are loads more, but I will leave them in case i reel off everyone elses.

People who slurp when eating cereal.

Americans.

Pauline McColl the money lady on 5 live, daytime.

The drunks falling out of the pub opposite my house at 2am on a Sunday morning.

Where's my high velocity rifle gone??

My mobile phone ringtone that tells me its Ironside.

This:

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=30312.60


4 Months later and its still going on...    ;nemesis;

Jeeze, I have to hoover now and again!

Whistling annoys the hell out of me, especially if it just random whistling that you can't even make out what it's supposed to be.

MP3 players that are on too loud when you're at a poker table, or on a train, or wherever.

people complaining

my life was tilted yesterday.  sat down on tube, shut my eyes ready for my usual doze, then the tube nutter gets on, sits one seat away from me and starts singing at the top of his voice.  Smoking too for double tilt (coz the smell made me want one).  Thankfully he got off after two stops.

The 'Time ladies & gentlemen please ..... time' bell ringing when you missed the 'last orders' bell in the pub & you REALLY want another beer!  ;grr;

Whistling for me too - it really frightens me. If someone is whistling in the supermarket for example I have to walk away, I can't stand tuneless whistling for no reason.

Other than that the only thing that upsets me is "SEAT" shouted as I leave the table....hear that one way too often...

Car & house alarms ..... what is there purpose?  :dontask:

wife shouting the kids in 4 tea
cracking of knuckles

Pretty much every sound tilts me. I like silence and darkness.

The sound of flies buzzing around & Hoovers & ChipRich begging for money are 3 that really spring to mind

Noisy children (other than my own, that I seem to have learnt the art of tuning them out).

The worst sound in the world is when you are kid free for a few hours/days and have to listen to some ill mannered, badly behaved, screaming brat. I would rather scrape my own fingernails down a chalk board than listen to them. I have been known to leave places (fast) because of them, I just can't cope with it at all.

Thats funny, kev said something about where he lives now there are a few kids, just liked you explained, doing his head in to me the other day.


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ONLY JOKING!

The sound of the people in my office.

People that don't pay attention

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Music in public places that I didn't ask for, don't want to hear, can't talk over and can't switch off.  ;grr;

Excellent, one to remember.

I can't bear to hear a crying child.

it annoys me very much when a parent just leave's a child crying and even more if they attempt to stop said howling by screaming at the kid to stop.

I rarely ignore a crying child and on many occaissions have actually went out the house to pacify someone elses crying child.

I get some strange looks whilst in supermarkets etc attempting to pacify kids abandoned on trolleys by singing silly songs or pulling strange faces.

If it keeps the kids happy, so be it.

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you came to your door pulling the same face as you are in your avatar holding your rifle singing crocodile shoes and the police thought it best to take it away

In equal measure people telling me God does or does not exist. Leave me the fuk alone.

The phone ringing, me answering it and it being followed by

a) Is that Graham, you've expressed an interest in the stock market recently, have you heard of XXX

or

b) Can I speak with the person who deals with your business insurance/phone/utilities/website/advertising/marketing etc etc

Seem to be getting an influx atm.

The Alarm clock !

Im sure ive ever done that actuallly!

Big tilting noise, is when your trying to sleep through the day and you forget to turn the phone on silent and you get people ringin for ageeeees.

window cleaners banging their ladders against my window, thus waking me up and dis-enabling me from walking around the house bollock naked for a while.

Darren is a comercial only window cleaner and trust me he has seen some things in his time whilst doing offices. If you were to walk around in your white shorts I think it would shock them more than seeing you starkers.

Neighbours theme tune
emmerdale theme tune
eastenders theme tune
coronation street theme tune


you spotting a pattern here ?

Just in case anyone is thinking it... No, I do not watch any of the above!

glad you cleared that up - I was concerned for Kev's (and your) sanity for a minute there!

Spooky - was going to post this myself

Are we there yet??? and How much longer! kids eh??

someone saying I Call  when i bluff allin on the river

Haha so true...

My neighbours...every sound they make.

heart sinking.  Oh shit.  Oh dear.  Do I have to show?

I'm guessing of course.  Girls never bluff :)

Siblings fighting

Followed by loud 'thud'

Followed by roar of one of said siblings shouting, 'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!'



Tilt supreme

so you're a Home and Away fan then I see

sitting on the bus going to work at 6.30a.m still half asleep no breakfast, then some old dear comes to sit next to you and rustles a plastic bag for ages trying to find something thats not there.

I'd take that over the singing any day!

The 'bing' sound blonde does when its your turn, then tilts you harder with a horn like noise if you dont take any action..

Knock knock...

Switch to Blue Square clearly the only option! Old Tribeca sounds :D

Expecting Kev induced ban stick in 5....4.....3......2....

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see ya xxx

 rotflmfao

We work in serviced offices in Hemel and down the hall from us is a recruitment consultant who whenever he talks to a prospective candidate leaves his own office and sets up shop outside mine in the corridor.

OI YOU NOOOOO!

I have found an antidote. I walk out of my office singing "Oh what a beautiful Morning" very loudly and very tunelessly.........

Oh and people who do not lift their feet when they walk...........sloppy attitude

Or cheap shoes.

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